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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lars Voller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes into the arena with Deathly Quiet blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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218 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Lars Voller!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Voller pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
PoopyPants has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
PoopyPants clinches.
PoopyPants dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
PoopyPants drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
PoopyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
Voller gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Voller just misses with a elbow thrown towards PoopyPants's brow.
PoopyPants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
PoopyPants blocks the elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Voller creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Voller's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Voller tries a knee to the head but PoopyPants blocks it.
PoopyPants gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Voller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Voller on the side of the head.
Voller avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Voller throws a head kick that half lands.
Voller keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants throws a head kick that misses.
PoopyPants lands a jab-cross combination.
Voller swings and misses with a hook to the body.
PoopyPants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
PoopyPants connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Voller momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants blocks a leg kick.
PoopyPants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Voller throws the kick towards the body but PoopyPants avoids it.
PoopyPants throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Voller tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A lazy left from PoopyPants finds it's target.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Voller swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Voller moves out of range.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Voller moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Voller.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Voller takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Voller displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from PoopyPants.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller digs a good hook to PoopyPants's body.
Voller slips a straight right by PoopyPants.
No joy there for PoopyPants, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
PoopyPants misses with a looping left.
PoopyPants blocks a leg kick.
Voller is looking to score with low kicks.
PoopyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Voller counters with a nice kick to the body.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot
and Voller counters with a nice uppercut.
Voller moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Voller is looking to slow PoopyPants down with leg kicks.
PoopyPants throws a jab when Voller was well out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Voller fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Good exchange - Voller coming out on top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants misses with the combination.
Voller takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Voller drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Voller is looking to land body kicks.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Voller but Voller pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Voller does a little dance to reset his feet.
PoopyPants throws a shot from downtown. Voller moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Voller getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A jab from PoopyPants does it's job there.
PoopyPants scores with a sloppy right hand. Voller should have avoided that one.
Voller lands a high kick!
PoopyPants is looking to clinch but Voller is avoiding it.
Voller swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
PoopyPants throws out a powerful jab.
PoopyPants shoots in and drives through. Voller sprawls well.
Voller ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch but Voller swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Voller keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Voller misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Voller, right into the meat.
Voller throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
No luck with that takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Voller counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
PoopyPants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
PoopyPants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Voller swivels and escapes.
A slapping leg kick lands for Voller.
PoopyPants moves to clinch but Voller breaks away
and Voller counters with an outside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Voller.
Voller throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from PoopyPants. Those never looked like landing.
PoopyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Voller counters with a solid body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Voller.
PoopyPants misses with a takedown attempt - Voller sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Voller slips a jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Voller. That one must have hurt.
PoopyPants throws a big shot that misses.
Voller throws a front kick aimed at PoopyPants's knee but PoopyPants avoids it well.
Voller throws a sloppy head kick and PoopyPants moves out of range easily.
Jab from Voller.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller steps to the side to avoid the strikes from PoopyPants.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from PoopyPants is defended easily by Voller.
Voller dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Voller thows a left - swing and a miss!
PoopyPants takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Voller has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by PoopyPants.
Voller is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down PoopyPants rather than just go for the knockout.
Voller pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Voller connects with a solid leg kick.
Lars Voller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! PoopyPants crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Voller - the referee stops the clock and PoopyPants gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Voller. PoopyPants manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Voller throws a body shot but no joy.
Voller lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A solid leg kick lands there for Voller.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants lands a nice hook to Voller's body. Voller takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
PoopyPants misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Voller ducked under it nicely.
Voller connects with an inside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as PoopyPants checks a leg kick.
PoopyPants fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Voller to the ground. PoopyPants is now in Voller's guard.
Voller looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lars Voller showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
PoopyPants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Voller circles away.
Voller swings for the body but PoopyPants moves out of range.
Voller avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Voller lands with a slapping head kick.
A good leg kick by Voller.
Voller tries to land a leg kick but PoopyPants saw it coming and moves away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Voller. That's going to slow PoopyPants down.
A telegraphed right hand from Voller misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Voller pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Voller avoids a punch combination nicely.
PoopyPants works over Voller's head and body with a nice combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Voller's waist but Voller gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing PoopyPants off to one side.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Voller throws a wild body kick that PoopyPants sees coming a mile off.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Voller moves away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Voller ducked under it nicely.
PoopyPants shoots in and drives through. Voller sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BitchFace PoopyPants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants misses with a straight left.
Voller jabs PoopyPants to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Voller.
Voller throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
PoopyPants misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voller tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Voller throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
PoopyPants fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nice jab there from Voller.
Lars Voller seems to be getting the better of the standup.
PoopyPants blocks the body kick.
PoopyPants closes the distance and pushes Voller back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants looking for a takedown.
Voller's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A solid body kick from Voller.
PoopyPants takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller defends well against a solid takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
Voller lands a nice looking body kick.
Voller thows a body kick. PoopyPants tries to catch it but that hurt him.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Voller.
Voller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Voller keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.
Voller lands a nice looking kick to the body. PoopyPants takes a step back to recover.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Voller's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Voller tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but PoopyPants was well out of range. Poor timing from Voller.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Voller displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from PoopyPants.
Voller throws a head kick that half lands.
PoopyPants shoots in for a takedown but Voller shows good takedown defense.
PoopyPants looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Voller scores with a jab. PoopyPants acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Voller keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Voller moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Voller scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Voller lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lars Voller comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Voller has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lars Voller!
After winning the bout, Lars Voller thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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