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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Agniesz Plonski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Believing. Agniesz Plonski told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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171 cm
27
150 lbs
1 - 14 - 0 |
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168 cm
21
145 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Agniesz Plonski! The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Plonski looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard. We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake. Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this! Plonski scoring with strikes to the body and head. Plonski working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. Plonski lands with a punch from half guard. Plonski takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists. Plonski slows the pace down in half guard. Plonski looks to score some points with some ground and pound. Plonski perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. We've been hearing good reports from Falwell's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today. Plonski is working for a kimura but Falwell is defending it quite comfortably.
Falwell looking for subs from the bottom but Plonski mounts him! Plonski has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Falwell is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Agniesz Plonski! The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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