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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobcat Gremlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bobcat Gremlin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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168 lbs
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155 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 13 - 2, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bobcat Gremlin!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Nice defenses there by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dynamite takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dynamite thuds a left hand into Gremlin's body.
Dynamite scores with a head kick.
Gremlin misses with an uppercut.
Gremlin lands a glancing blow to the side of Dynamite's head.
Gremlin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dynamite moves away from the strike by Gremlin.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dynamite pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gremlin blocks a head kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a body shot but no joy.
Gremlin gets cracked there but stands up to it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An inside leg kick from Dynamite misses.
Gremlin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dynamite decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Gremlin's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dynamite pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gremlin is keeping the position for now.
Dynamite trying to control the position from guard on top but Gremlin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to free his leg and advance position but Gremlin is retaining full guard.
Dynamite looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dynamite throws a big right hand that misses.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Dynamite with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dynamite connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gremlin misses with a looping right.
Gremlin takes one to the chin there.
Dynamite tries a head kick but it misses.
Gremlin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dynamite manages to avoid it.
Gremlin tries to close the distance and clinch but Dynamite swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dynamite scores with a hook.
Gremlin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dynamite manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dynamite throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dynamite with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gremlin takes a jab right on the kisser.
Gremlin is looking to clinch but Dynamite is avoiding it.
Dynamite lands a body shot.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dynamite uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gremlin.
Gremlin scores with a nice head shot.
Dynamite moves out of range as Gremlin throws a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite misses with a low kick.
Gremlin works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dynamite throws a body punch but Gremlin moves out of range.
Gremlin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dynamite is looking to wear down Gremlin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Gremlin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dynamite jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Gremlin dodges the punch combination from Dynamite.
Gremlin is looking to clinch.
Gremlin is looking to clinch but Dynamite is avoiding it.
Gremlin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gremlin rushes Dynamite and presses him up against the cage.
Dynamite struggles to land a body shot inside as Gremlin controls his hands.
Dynamite tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dynamite is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dynamite is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Gremlin just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dynamite's brow.
Gremlin landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Gremlin tries to throw a body punch but Dynamite avoids it by throwing Gremlin back against the cage.
Dynamite escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bobcat Gremlin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gremlin throws a body shot but no joy.
Gremlin tries to close the distance and clinch but Dynamite swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dynamite fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gremlin moves in looking to clinch but Dynamite pushes him off.
Dynamite throws an overhand right that lands on Gremlin's shoulder, as Gremlin tries to avoid the shot.
Gremlin forces Dynamite back against the cage and clinches.
Dynamite lands a knee to the body.
Dynamite with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Bobcat Gremlin has been cut.
Dynamite tries to score a body lock takedown but Gremlin shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dynamite is trying to drag Gremlin to the mat but Gremlin just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Dynamite landing knees to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dynamite seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Gremlin is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
Dynamite on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bobcat Gremlin's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Dynamite pivots, looking for a leg kick but Gremlin is out of range and Dynamite settles back down.
Dynamite throws a lazy right hand but Gremlin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Gremlin shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A solid body kick from Dynamite.
Gremlin throws the left hand but Dynamite avoids the punch easily.
Gremlin scores with the left hand. Dynamite knows he should have avoided that one.
Dynamite throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dynamite scores with a takedown into Gremlin's guard.
Dynamite passes into half guard.
Dynamite trying to control from half guard but Gremlin is working away.
Gremlin tries to roll over but Dynamite keeps him under control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite slows the pace down in half guard.
Dynamite is looking to advance position but Gremlin won't allow it.
Dynamite not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dynamite wants to pass to mount but Gremlin is defending the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dynamite is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Gremlin really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dynamite. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dynamite is taking a breather. Gremlin says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dynamite seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Gremlin does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dynamite fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Gremlin stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dynamite dodges the punch combination from Gremlin.
Dynamite scores with a spinning back kick!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gremlin ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
A good leg kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gremlin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice jab there from Gremlin.
Gremlin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dynamite swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gremlin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dynamite swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Gremlin with a hook.
A left lands for Dynamite.
Dynamite lands a lovely overhand right.
Gremlin leaves Dynamite with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
It looks like Dynamite has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dynamite.
Dynamite dives in for a single leg takedown but Gremlin sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dynamite lands a body shot.
With the fighters up against the cage, Gremlin throws an elbow but misses.
Gremlin crunches a lovely knee into Dynamite's ribcage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dynamite successfully pulls guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gremlin trying to control but Dynamite is working from the bottom.
Gremlin won't allow Dynamite to get back to his feet.
Dynamite is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dynamite is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dynamite controls Gremlin momentarily but Gremlin frees himself.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bobcat Gremlin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Gremlin darts in and clinches Dynamite up against the cage.
Dynamite wants a takedown but no success here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dynamite creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dynamite lands a nice knee to the body.
Dynamite lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gremlin backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Gremlin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dynamite avoids it.
Gremlin throws a punch but it's blocked by Dynamite.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Gremlin obliges.
Gremlin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dynamite lands an uppercut.
Gremlin lands with a right to the head.
Dynamite pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dynamite scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gremlin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dynamite shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Gremlin as he avoids it easily.
Dynamite misses with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite gets tackled into the cage by Gremlin. Gremlin maintains the clinch.
Dynamite breaks from the clinch.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gremlin misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
Gremlin clinches up against the cage.
Dynamite lands a shoulder strike.
Dynamite manages to pull guard.
Dynamite is looking to cinch up a triangle. Gremlin throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Dynamite's body to avoid the submission. Dynamite has instead reached around Gremlin's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Dynamite arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Napoleon Dynamite!
Our winner, Napoleon Dynamite, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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