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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper comes to the cage accompanied by Badass. Bateman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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249 lbs
27 - 16 - 0 |
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274 lbs
21 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman misses with an uppercut.
Bateman misses with a hook
and Bateman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bateman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by CanChopper.
CanChopper throws a sloppy head kick and Bateman moves out of range easily.
Bateman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bateman throws a leg kick that is checked
and CanChopper counters with a nice uppercut.
Bateman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract CanChopper.
CanChopper lands with a shot to the body.
Bateman lands with a kick to the temple. CanChopper shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A looping hook to the body misses from Bateman. CanChopper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice body punch from Bateman.
Bateman sends CanChopper crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Bateman is motioning to the referee to let CanChopper up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
CanChopper is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
CanChopper switches off momentarily and Bateman cracks him with a monster right hand! CanChopper topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Bateman dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Bateman!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman is the new heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Patrick Bateman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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