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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Meat Loaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aribert Heim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaf comes to the cage accompanied by Eat My Loaf. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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138 lbs
35 - 10 - 0 |
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132 lbs
9 - 5 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Loaf!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Aribert Heim!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loaf throws a push kick but Heim slaps the foot to one side.
Heim throws out a counter right but Loaf avoids it with no problem.
Loaf on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A jab from Heim does it's job there.
Loaf uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Heim.
Loaf fires out a quick counter leg kick but Heim just manages to avoid it.
Loaf takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Heim has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Loaf ducks under a wild hook from Heim.
Heim with a nice cross.
Heim scores with a jab to the jaw.
Heim bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Loaf's head backwards.
Heim misses with a hook.
Heim showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Loaf.
Heim lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Loaf gets the takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The strikes coming from Loaf are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaf fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Heim is trying to get back to half guard.
Heim is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Heim keeps trying to improve his position.
Loaf throws an elbow but Heim slips to the side and avoids it well.
Loaf connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Heim some visible discomfort.
Loaf grinds an elbow into Heim's temple.
Loaf throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Heim tries to buck Loaf off but Loaf is having none of it.
Loaf landing a few strikes.
Heim gets back to half guard.
Loaf winds up and cracks Heim with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Heim blocking the ground and pound attempt from Loaf.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loaf is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Heim doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Loaf.
Loaf lands strikes from half guard.
Heim wants to control but Loaf is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Heim manages to get to full guard.
Loaf trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Loaf content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Loaf might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Loaf distracts Heim with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Loaf is looking to advance position but Heim has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heim lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Loaf tries to lock up and control but Heim gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Loaf gets back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Heim is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Heim throwing shots but Loaf is blocking nicely.
Loaf is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Heim pulls his head out easily.
Loaf on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Loaf slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Heim throws a big elbow that misses.
Loaf looking for a sweep. Not yet Loaf, not yet.
Loaf is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Heim lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heim trying to control but Loaf is working from the bottom.
Heim content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Heim trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Loaf trying to keep a closed guard but Heim is proving a slippery customer.
Heim missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Heim postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Heim loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Loaf is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Heim is holding on to half guard well.
Heim is trying to maintain the position but Loaf is very close to passing his half guard.
Loaf thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Heim's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Aribert Heim will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Heim walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Heim jabs Loaf right on the nose. Loaf blinks but takes it well.
Heim lands a right hook to the body.
Heim has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Heim lunges at Loaf with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Loaf's hand.
Loaf moves forwards but Heim connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Heim circles away from the clinch attempt.
Loaf shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Heim leaves Loaf with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Loaf drops his hands momentarily and Heim takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Heim connects with a right hand. Loaf shakes it off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Heim changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Heim lands a nice shot that snaps Loaf's head back.
Heim clobbers Loaf with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Loaf fails in his attempt to clinch.
Heim might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Heim lands a jab to Loaf's midsection.
Loaf shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Heim swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Heim stuffs the takedown.
Heim tests Loaf's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Heim checks a leg kick nicely.
Heim jabs Loaf right on the nose. Loaf blinks but takes it well.
Heim falls off balance throwing a combination
and Loaf counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heim swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Loaf.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Heim connects with a body shot that sends Loaf's belly button to the back.
Heim looks to score with a jab to the body but Loaf is just out of range.
Loaf feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Heim is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Heim misses with a body shot.
Loaf appears to be looking for a big counter.
Heim uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Loaf has time to react.
Heim fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Loaf throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Heim.
Loaf takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Heim tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Loaf swivels and escapes.
Aribert Heim seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Heim bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Loaf's head backwards.
Heim sizes up Loaf with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Sloppy strikes from Heim. Those never looked like landing.
Loaf looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Heim with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Heim finds it's way through Loaf's defenses.
Heim scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Heim getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Loaf drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Heim checks a leg kick.
Loaf walks into a left hand.
Loaf tries a head kick but it misses.
Heim lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Heim misses with a body shot.
Heim rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Loaf decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Heim's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Heim throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Loaf throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Heim works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaf wants to pass the guard but Heim is keeping the position.
Heim is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Heim not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Loaf slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Heim tries to improve position but can't.
Heim struggling a bit here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Aribert Heim showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!
Heim misses with a wild combination.
Heim slips a straight right by Loaf.
Heim appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Loaf. Those never looked like landing.
Heim fails to land with a series of punches.
Heim displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Heim misses with a jab to the body
and Loaf counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Loaf stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Heim swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Heim wants to sweep here but Loaf controlling him for the moment.
Heim trying to keep a closed guard but Loaf is proving a slippery customer.
Loaf stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Heim swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaf loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Loaf missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Heim trying to control the position.
Heim is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Loaf throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Loaf passes into half guard.
Heim looking for submissions off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Loaf wants to pass to mount but Heim is defending the position.
Heim has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Loaf is working away from the top position though.
Loaf stops Heim from getting back to his feet.
Loaf is working for a kimura but Heim is defending it quite comfortably.
Loaf takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heim is pressing down on Loaf's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Loaf stands up over Heim, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Heim is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Loaf content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Loaf in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Heim looking to hit a scissor sweep but Loaf is one step ahead there.
Loaf throws a big elbow that misses.
Loaf postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Loaf avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Heim is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Loaf defends well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaf is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Heim is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Loaf has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Loaf wants to control from the top but Heim keeps moving.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Loaf postures up.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Loaf misses with a takedown
and Heim counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Meat Loaf clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Heim scores with a jab to the body.
Loaf closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Heim's guard.
Loaf pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Heim is keeping the position for now.
Loaf postures up.
Heim working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loaf.
Loaf trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Heim trying to control the position.
Heim is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Loaf frees his head nicely. Oh but Heim has switched to an armbar! Loaf is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Aribert Heim!
Aribert Heim is the new bantamweight champion!
Aribert Heim seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Meat Loaf had this to say: 'He pooped on me !'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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