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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacek Moczymorda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moczymorda has chosen Django Unchained OST - Ain't no grave (Johnny Cash) as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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180 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jerry Seinfeld!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jacek Moczymorda!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Bruno Lombardi and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seinfeld feints and then cracks Moczymorda's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Moczymorda down.
Seinfeld lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Moczymorda moves out of range of the body kick.
Seinfeld lands a leg kick that knocks Moczymorda off balance momentarily.
Seinfeld connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Seinfeld lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Seinfeld uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Horrible takedown attempt by Moczymorda or perhaps it was just good defense by Seinfeld, which made it look bad.
Nice shot by Seinfeld.
Seinfeld lands a lovely overhand right.
Seinfeld uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Moczymorda has time to react.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seinfeld connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moczymorda shoots in but no luck this time.
Moczymorda shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Seinfeld gets a clinch.
Moczymorda tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jerry Seinfeld has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacek Moczymorda.
Seinfeld doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Seinfeld working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Moczymorda blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Seinfeld prevents the takedown attempt.
Seinfeld is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Seinfeld lands a body shot.
A right hand to the body from Seinfeld.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Moczymorda blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Seinfeld creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
It looks like Jacek Moczymorda has been cut.
A shot in the inside from Seinfeld.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Seinfeld has Moczymorda pressed against the cage.
Seinfeld misses with the head strike.
Seinfeld tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Seinfeld lands with a left to the head.
Seinfeld digs a right hand underneath Moczymorda's ribcage. Moczymorda let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Seinfeld lands a right hand that snaps the head of Moczymorda backwards.
Seinfeld tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moczymorda's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Seinfeld avoiding damage.
Seinfeld throws a punch but it's blocked by Moczymorda.
Moczymorda is trying to pull guard but Seinfeld has him pressed against the cage.
Seinfeld throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Moczymordas head.
Seinfeld stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Moczymorda is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Seinfeld to keep the fight standing.
Seinfeld working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Seinfeld lands with a left to the head.
Moczymorda looking for a takedown.
Seinfeld lands an uppercut.
Moczymorda takes a shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moczymorda jumps guard but Seinfeld stands there with Moczymorda around his waist. Moczymorda gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Seinfeld lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Moczymorda backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Seinfeld working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Seinfeld.
Moczymorda prevents a body shot from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld misses with a knee to the head.
Moczymorda tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Moczymorda has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Seinfeld misses with a knee to the head.
Seinfeld will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Moczymorda up against the cage.
Seinfeld gets underhooks to prevent Moczymorda's takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jerry Seinfeld dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jacek Moczymorda's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Seinfeld lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Moczymorda staying out of range there.
Moczymorda darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Moczymorda looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Moczymorda is keen to just control but Seinfeld is a slippery customer.
Seinfeld knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Moczymorda on the ground.
Moczymorda is looking for a kimura here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seinfeld controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moczymorda prevents Seinfeld from improving his position.
Seinfeld won't allow Moczymorda to pass to mount.
Moczymorda is looking for a kimura here.
Moczymorda is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Seinfeld sees it coming and defends easily.
Moczymorda prevents Seinfeld from improving his position.
Seinfeld is holding on to half guard well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Moczymorda seems to be working for a kimura but Seinfeld defends the submission attempt.
Seinfeld tries to get to full guard but Moczymorda has control of the leg.
Moczymorda wants to work for an arm triangle but Seinfeld is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Moczymorda is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Moczymorda wants to free his trapped foot but Seinfeld is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld wants to improve his position but Moczymorda is controlling well.
Moczymorda is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Seinfeld defends it well.
Moczymorda is thwarting Seinfeld's attempts to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Seinfeld is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Moczymorda is working for a kimura but Seinfeld is defending it quite comfortably.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Seinfeld trying to control from the bottom.
Seinfeld keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Seinfeld tries to get to full guard but Moczymorda has control of the leg.
Moczymorda trying to pass the guard but Seinfeld defending well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Moczymorda prevents Seinfeld from improving his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jacek Moczymorda showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jacek Moczymorda's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Seinfeld swings for the body but Moczymorda moves out of range.
Moczymorda tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Seinfeld defends well and Moczymorda ends up having to push Seinfeld into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Seinfeld connects with a right hand. Moczymorda shakes it off.
Seinfeld misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Moczymorda.
Moczymorda changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Seinfeld throws a head kick that misses.
Moczymorda has his takedown stuffed
enabling Seinfeld to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seinfeld buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jerry Seinfeld is winning the standup battle so far.
Moczymorda tries for a takedown but Seinfeld sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
It looks like Seinfeld has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Jerry Seinfeld has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jacek Moczymorda.
Moczymorda closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Seinfeld moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moczymorda misses with a takedown attempt
and Seinfeld counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Moczymorda moves forwards but Seinfeld connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jerry Seinfeld is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Seinfeld scores with a hook.
Moczymorda doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Seinfeld counter with a right hand.
Nice takedown defense from Seinfeld. No joy for Moczymorda on that attempt.
Seinfeld fails to land with a series of punches.
Moczymorda walks into a jab.
Moczymorda walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Seinfeld lunges at Moczymorda with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Moczymorda's hand.
Seinfeld gets a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seinfeld digs a right hand underneath Moczymorda's ribcage. Moczymorda let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Moczymorda takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Seinfeld stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Seinfeld lands a body shot.
Seinfeld is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Seinfeld misses with some punches.
Moczymorda pushes off an throws an elbow but Seinfeld leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Seinfeld is leaning against Moczymorda and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Seinfeld misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Seinfeld is struggling to control the position.
Seinfeld swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Seinfeld gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Moczymorda.
The referee calls for Seinfeld to work.
Moczymorda changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Seinfeld fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Seinfeld jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Moczymorda is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Seinfeld throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld tries to close the distance and clinch but Moczymorda swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Moczymorda looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Seinfeld is fending him off so far but Moczymorda persists. Nope, Seinfeld circles away and we're back to standing.
Seinfeld throws a nice head kick!
Seinfeld pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Seinfeld scores with a hook to the body. Moczymorda takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Seinfeld fails in his attempt to clinch.
Moczymorda fails with a takedown attempt.
Seinfeld throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Moczymorda closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Moczymorda fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Seinfeld is looking to counter punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jerry Seinfeld showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Seinfeld has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:26
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:26
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerry Seinfeld!
Jerry Seinfeld retains his middleweight title!
A less than humble Jerry Seinfeld misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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