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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Goldman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klumpo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Enter Sandman . Heffo Klumpo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jason Goldman's chin.
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281 lbs
29 - 9 - 0 |
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275 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jason Goldman!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klumpo misses with a double jab.
Klumpo fails to land with a series of punches.
Klumpo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Goldman.
Klumpo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Goldman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Klumpo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Klumpo misses with a hook. Goldman ducked under it nicely.
Goldman scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Klumpo regains full guard. Nicely done.
Goldman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Klumpo is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Goldman defends well.
Goldman is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Klumpo looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Klumpo looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Goldman passes into half guard.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Klumpo looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo actively working from the bottom here.
Klumpo is trying to get back to full guard.
Klumpo looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Goldman is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Goldman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Klumpo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Goldman trying to control the pace.
Klumpo is staying active underneath Goldman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Klumpo tries to get to full guard but Goldman has control of the leg.
Goldman seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo wants to get back to full guard.
Goldman is trying to control. Klumpo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Klumpo wants to improve his position but Goldman is controlling well.
Klumpo on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Goldman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Goldman winds up and cracks Klumpo with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Klumpo looking for submissions off his back.
Goldman working Klumpo over with strikes.
Goldman seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Goldman tries to pass the half guard into mount. Klumpo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Goldman working Klumpo over with strikes.
Goldman wants to control but Klumpo is keeping him busy.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Goldman connects with a nice short shot to Klumpo's temple.
Goldman is trying to control. Klumpo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo looking for submissions off his back.
Goldman landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Goldman looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Klumpo with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Klumpo is looking for a sweep. Goldman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Klumpo looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Klumpo wants to get back to full guard.
Klumpo moves into full guard.
Klumpo is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Goldman defends well.
Goldman scoring with punches to the head and body.
Klumpo has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Goldman is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Klumpo.
Goldman working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goldman in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Goldman scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Klumpo to see if he's OK.
Klumpo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Klumpo is working hard here to advance position.
Goldman lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Klumpo tries to bench press Goldman off him but Goldman keeps the position.
Goldman is chipping away with strikes.
Goldman connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Klumpo some visible discomfort.
Goldman trying to control the position but Klumpo is working away.
Goldman tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jason Goldman dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Klumpo with a nice cross.
It looks like Jason Goldman has been cut.
Klumpo throws a lazy uppercut
and Goldman decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Klumpo's guard.
Klumpo is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Goldman frees his head nicely. Oh but Klumpo has switched to an armbar! Goldman is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Heffo Klumpo!
After winning the bout, Heffo Klumpo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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