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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Crocup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Penis Pumpen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis Pumpen acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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245 lbs
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264 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart |
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Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Crocup!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Penis Pumpen!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crocup throws a sloppy head kick and Pumpen moves out of range easily.
Pumpen looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Crocup scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Pumpen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pumpen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Crocup tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penis Pumpen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crocup clobbers Pumpen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Crocup lands a jab-cross combination.
Crocup cracks Pumpen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Crocup could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Pumpen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Crocup throws a sloppy head kick and Pumpen moves out of range easily.
Crocup fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pumpen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pumpen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crocup swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crocup misses with a head kick.
Pumpen wants to clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Crocup as he connects with a hook.
Crocup lands a lovely overhand right.
Crocup misses the shot to the body.
Crocup throws a sloppy head kick and Pumpen moves out of range easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Crocup scores with a four punch combination!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pumpen fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crocup lands a lovely overhand right.
Pumpen takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Crocup lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Crocup.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Crocup lands a nice hook to Pumpen's body. Pumpen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Crocup takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Crocup is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Crocup scores with a jab to the jaw.
Crocup works Pumpen's body with a nice hook.
Crocup lands a really nice looking cross but Pumpen seems unphased.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crocup throws a head kick but Pumpen moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Crocup.
Crocup cracks Pumpen with an open hand slap.
Crocup listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pumpen moves forwards but Crocup connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Crocup lands a nice shot to the body.
Crocup lands an overhand right.
Crocup cracks Pumpen with a good jab.
Crocup throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crocup lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pumpen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Crocup scores with a jab to the head.
Pumpen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Crocup throws a head kick that misses.
Pumpen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crocup finds it's way round the side to connect with Pumpen's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crocup looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Decent striking displayed by Crocup there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Michael Crocup dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Crocup misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pumpen gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Crocup.
Crocup bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pumpen's head backwards.
Crocup misses with a body kick.
Crocup lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pumpen at a distance.
Crocup pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crocup throws out a powerful jab.
Pumpen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pumpen throws a lazy head kick
and Crocup counters with a nice uppercut.
Pumpen is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Crocup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crocup lands a nice shot that snaps Pumpen's head back.
Penis Pumpen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Crocup tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crocup uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pumpen has time to react.
Crocup throws a head kick that misses.
A combination from Crocup does no damage.
Crocup throws a good cross that connects.
Crocup misses with a head kick.
Crocup lands with an overhand left.
Crocup goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crocup lands with a cross.
Crocup pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jab from Crocup.
Nice body kick from Crocup.
Crocup lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Crocup throws a sloppy head kick
and Pumpen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Pumpen.
Crocup wants to get back to striking at distance but Pumpen won't allow it.
Crocup is trying to break the clinch but Pumpen has him pressed against the cage.
Crocup misses with a knee strike.
Pumpen keeps control of Crocup as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crocup scores with a knee to the head.
Crocup tries a knee to the head but Pumpen blocks it.
Crocup tries to break the clinch but Pumpen is controlling the position.
Crocup is trying to break free.
Crocup wants to get back to striking at distance but Pumpen won't allow it.
Crocup wants to break the clinch but can't.
Crocup wants to break the clinch but can't.
Crocup tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Crocup has had enough of the clinch but Pumpen keeps him there for the moment.
Pumpen prevents Crocup from breaking the clinch.
Crocup looking to throw knees to the head but Pumpen is blocking nicely.
Crocup tries to break the clinch but Pumpen is controlling the position.
Crocup tries to land knees in the clinch but Pumpen avoids the damage to the body.
Pumpen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Crocup is looking to break free of the clinch but Pumpen has double underhooks.
Crocup tries a knee to the head but Pumpen blocks it.
Crocup is trying to break the clinch but Pumpen has him pressed against the cage.
Crocup wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Crocup missing with knees to the body.
Pumpen tries to stall but Crocup uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pumpen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Crocup misses with a knee strike.
Pumpen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Crocup.
Pumpen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Crocup's defenses.
Crocup is trying to break free.
Crocup wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Crocup is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pumpen manages to pull guard.
Pumpen is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Pumpen prevents Crocup from breaking the clinch.
Crocup wants to break the clinch but can't.
Pumpen keeps control of Crocup as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Pumpen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pumpen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Crocup counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Pumpen thinking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Michael Crocup dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Pumpen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Michael Crocup is winning the standup battle so far.
Crocup tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crocup misses with a jab, cross combination.
Crocup works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pumpen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pumpen darts in trying to clinch
and Crocup counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pumpen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pumpen on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Crocup thuds a left hand into Pumpen's body.
Pumpen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Crocup misses with a head kick.
Crocup pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Crocup tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pumpen throws a lazy head kick
and Crocup counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Crocup throws a sloppy head kick and Pumpen moves out of range easily.
Crocup connects with a jab.
Pumpen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Crocup lands with a kick to the temple. Pumpen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Crocup scores with a one two! Pumpen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Crocup getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Crocup looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Crocup scores with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crocup connects with a crisp jab.
Pumpen clinches but Crocup breaks the clinch
and Crocup counters with a nice body shot.
Crocup scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pumpen in his tracks.
Crocup jabs at Pumpen's body.
Pumpen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Crocup scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pumpen in his tracks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crocup throws a sloppy head kick and Pumpen moves out of range easily.
Pumpen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pumpen misses with a head kick.
Crocup throws a head kick that misses.
Crocup scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pumpen tries to clinch up
and Crocup counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Crocup showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crocup, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:26
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Michael Crocup!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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