PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pencil Neck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vinnie Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Neck kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Welcome to the jungle. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Neck
vs
Jones

182 cm
40
178 lbs
25 - 33 - 0

160 cm
26
175 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 33 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pencil Neck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vinnie Jones!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Aafke Stam and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Neck looking to score a takedown here. Jones is defending well but Neck drives through and ends up in Jones's guard.
Jones is trying to control the position but Neck postures up.
Neck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Jones is controlling Neck's posture.
Neck missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Neck advances position into side control!
Neck creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

Neck working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Neck tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neck is trying to ground and pound but Jones uses the momentary lack of control by Neck to regain half guard.
Ground and pound from Neck.
Neck missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Neck missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Jones has eaten all the pies!

Neck is looking for a kimura but Jones is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Neck to get the leverage.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Neck lands a nice short elbow.

Neck looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Neck is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Neck will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones manages to get to full guard.
Jones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Neck throwing strikes but missing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neck drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Jones dives on top into guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Neck is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Jones rolls with it to try and escape but Neck cranks on the arm and Jones is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pencil Neck!
A victorious Pencil Neck thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.