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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tristan Alighieri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alighieri comes to the cage accompanied by Mosquito Song by Queens Of The Stone Age. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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245 lbs
23 - 18 - 0 |
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205 cm
30
280 lbs
18 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tristan Alighieri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alighieri misses with a hook to the body
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Alighieri shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Simpson defends it nicely.
Simpson lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Alighieri misses with a body punch
enabling Simpson to counter with a crisp jab.
Alighieri throws a right and a left that Simpson avoids nicely.
Simpson wants to counter with a clinch but Alighieri pushes him away.
Simpson slips a jab from Alighieri.
Simpson lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Simpson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson staying out of range there.
Alighieri just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Alighieri sees coming a mile off.
Alighieri darts in looking for a takedown but Simpson gets double underhooks and turns Alighieri into the cage.
Simpson tries to counter with a clinch but Alighieri shakes him off and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
Simpson misses with a wild combination.
Alighieri half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Alighieri looks to land a left hand but Simpson moved out of range nicely.
Alighieri lands a nice leg kick that just misses Simpson's sensitive parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left and a right from Alighieri both land. Nice combination.
It looks like Bart Simpson has been cut.
Alighieri checks the leg kick.
Alighieri misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Simpson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Simpson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Simpson moves into range and clinches up with Alighieri.
Alighieri tries to work over Simpson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short left from Alighieri.
Alighieri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simpson's elbow.
Simpson can't find room to land a body shot as Alighieri controls the action.
Simpson misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Alighieri.
Alighieri misses with the head strike.
Simpson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Alighieri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Simpson landing knees to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Alighieri backwards.
Simpson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Alighieri can't find room to land a body shot as Simpson controls the action.
Simpson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson gets underhooks to prevent Alighieri's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tristan Alighieri. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Alighieri stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Alighieri tries to throw a body punch but Simpson avoids it by throwing Alighieri back against the cage.
Alighieri misses with a hook from the clinch.
Alighieri takes a shot to the head.
Alighieri blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Alighieri can't find room to land a body shot as Simpson controls the action.
Alighieri softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Alighieri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Simpson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Alighieri throws a punch but it's blocked by Simpson.
Simpson prevents a body shot from Alighieri.
A hook to the body from Simpson.
Alighieri misses with some punches.
Alighieri tries to work over Simpson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Simpson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Alighieri can't find room to land a body shot as Simpson controls the action.
Alighieri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simpson's elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Alighieri backwards.
Alighieri blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Simpson fails to land.
Alighieri lands a body punch.
Alighieri misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Alighieri fails to land.
Simpson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Alighieri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Simpson's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Alighieri fails to land.
Simpson lands with a right to the head.
Simpson stalling against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simpson.
Simpson has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Alighieri seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Simpson can turn it around.
A nice right hand lands inside from Simpson.
A head punch on the inside from Alighieri fails to land.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Simpson.
Alighieri jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Simpson walks away with a smile on his face. Alighieri gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Simpson moves into range and clinches up with Alighieri.
Alighieri tries a body shot but Simpson blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Simpson tries a body shot but Alighieri blocks it.
Simpson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alighieri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Simpson prevents a body shot from Alighieri.
Simpson tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Alighieri avoids it.
Alighieri tries for a takedown. No joy.
Alighieri lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Simpson.
Simpson scores with a shot to the side of Alighieri's head.
Alighieri doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Alighieri throws a punch but it's blocked by Simpson.
Alighieri looking for a takedown.
A head punch on the inside from Alighieri fails to land.
Alighieri on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Alighieri manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Simpson gets through Alighieri's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bart Simpson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bart Simpson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Alighieri tries to bum rush Simpson with a series of wild strikes but Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Alighieri, right into the meat.
Tristan Alighieri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alighieri takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Alighieri throws an off balance right hand
and Simpson counters with a left and a right that stings Alighieri.
We've been told by Alighieri's head coaches at Main Event Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Simpson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Simpson lands a left hand.
Simpson prevents a body shot from Alighieri.
Alighieri blocking some punches.
Simpson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Simpson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Simpson lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Simpson lands with a short shot to the head.
Simpson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Alighieri backwards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Alighieri throws a head punch that misses.
Alighieri is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Simpson.
Alighieri struggles to land a body shot inside as Simpson controls his hands.
Simpson cracks Alighieri with a nice body shot.
Simpson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Alighieri managing to block the knees to the body from Simpson.
Simpson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Alighieris head.
Simpson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Alighieri or not.
Simpson lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Simpson.
A short uppercut from Simpson.
Alighieri is rocked!
Simpson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Simpson creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Alighieri with a big uppercut! Alighieri tries to clinch up but Simpson pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Alighieri to the mat! Alighieri covers up and Simpson unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bart Simpson!
Bart Simpson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Hilo Nutrition, into his post fight interview.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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