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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rapen Murder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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148 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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150 lbs
1 - 16 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rapen Murder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murder throws a combination. Falwell tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Falwell ducks under a wild hook from Murder.
Murder lands with a good body shot.
Murder shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Murder was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Murder is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Falwell looks calm but he's in trouble here. Murder gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Falwell is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Murder lets go of the hold and Falwell can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rapen Murder!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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