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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nigga Rich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thaddaeus Lane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Thaddaeus Lane was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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230 lbs
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23
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nigga Rich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Thaddaeus Lane!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Summer Carpenter and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lane gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Rich counters with a left and a right that stings Lane.
Lane rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rich moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lane misses with a jab, cross combination.
Some bone on bone action there as Rich checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lane shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Rich counters with a left to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lane swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rich counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lane tries for a takedown but Rich circles away easily
and Rich cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nigga Rich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thaddaeus Lane.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lane lunges at Rich with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rich's hand.
Lane tries to clinch but Rich moves away
and Rich counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rich takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lane has his takedown stuffed
and Rich counters with a two punch combo.
Lane throws a combination that misses
and Rich counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Lane thinking.
Lane with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rich counters with a straight right hand.
Lane wants to clinch
and Rich counters with a left and a right that stings Lane.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lane shoots and misses
and Rich counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rich circles away from the clinch attempt
and Rich counters with a left and a right that stings Lane.
Lane with a poor takedown
and Rich counters with a one-two to the body.
Lane misses with a takedown
and Lane takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lane tries for a takedown but Rich circles away easily
and Rich connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lane with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rich counters with a stiff right hand.
Lane closes the distance but Rich moves to the side
and Lane takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lane gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Rich cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lane misses with a takedown
and Rich counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lane shoots and misses
letting Rich counter with a right hand.
Lane tries to clinch but Rich moves away
letting Rich counter with a right hand.
Lane throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lane misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lane tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Rich counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lane fails with the takedown
and Rich counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nigga Rich dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Lane with a poor takedown
and Rich counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lane throws out a loose jab but Rich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lane misses with a takedown
and Rich counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rich avoids the head kick by Lane.
Rich uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lane.
Thaddaeus Lane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lane tries to land a front kick but Rich steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lane will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lane closes the distance looking to clinch
and Rich counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lane finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lane with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Rich counter with a right hand.
Nigga Rich has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thaddaeus Lane.
Lane darts in trying to clinch
and Rich counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lane shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Rich counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Lane is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lane tries to clinch up
and Rich counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lane misses with a takedown
and Rich counters with a left to the body.
Rich definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Rich checks a leg kick.
Lane misses with a takedown attempt
and Rich counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Lane doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Rich counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lane throws a low kick but Rich moves out of range easily.
Lane with a lazy takedown attempt
and Rich counters with a left and a right that stings Lane.
Lane tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Rich connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lane is rocked!
Lane tries for a takedown but Rich circles away easily
and Rich counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nigga Rich!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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