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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Themutha Fuckar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sfly Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Themutha Fuckar has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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150 lbs
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166 cm
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145 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident |
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Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Themutha Fuckar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sfly Asap!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckar closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuckar.
Asap tries a knee to the head but Fuckar blocks it.
Fuckar is trying to drag Asap to the mat but Asap just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Asap working Fuckar over with knees to the body.
Asap managing to block the knees to the body from Fuckar.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fuckar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asap misses with a knee strike.
Asap misses with a knee strike.
The referee calls for Asap to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuckar takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fuckar looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fuckar is trying to push Asap away but Asap has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fuckar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckar has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Asap avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Asap misses with a knee to the head.
Asap pressing his opponent against the cage.
Asap lands a knee to the head.
Fuckar jumps guard but Asap stands there with Fuckar around his waist. Fuckar gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Themutha Fuckar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fuckar blocks it with crossed arms.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fuckar fails to pull guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap stalling against the cage.
Asap misses with a knee to the head.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fuckar blocks it with crossed arms.
Asap lands a knee to the body.
Fuckar looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Asap is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fuckar drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Asap tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fuckar wants to stall.
Fuckar drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckar letting Asap take a breather here.
Fuckar fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Fuckar takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fuckar being controlled against the cage.
Asap keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fuckar's efforts to push away.
Fuckar taking a breather.
Asap tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fuckar is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Asap to keep the fight standing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuckar.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckar's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Asap scores a nice knee to the body.
Fuckar can't break the clinch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Asap.
Asap with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Asap gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Fuckar.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckar blocks with his arms.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fuckar is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Asap gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fuckar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asap looking to throw knees to the head but Fuckar is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sfly Asap dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
Fuckar checks a leg kick nicely.
Asap with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Asap throws out a leg kick but Fuckar moves out of range and Asap only half commits.
Fuckar takes the fight into the clinch.
Fuckar jumps guard but Asap turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Fuckar looking to slow down the pace here.
Fuckar tries to land knees in the clinch but Asap avoids the damage to the body.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sfly Asap seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Asap misses with a knee strike.
Fuckar really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Asap obliges.
Fuckar jumps guard but Asap turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Asap unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fuckar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fuckar tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Themutha Fuckar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckar blocks with his arms.
Fuckar is trying to pull guard but Asap turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A short right from Fuckar.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A knee to the head by Asap.
It looks like Themutha Fuckar has been cut.
Fuckar tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Asap just stands there and leans against the cage.
Asap will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Fuckar up against the cage.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fuckar blocks it with crossed arms.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap connects with a nasty looking knee right to Fuckar's face.
Fuckar is rocked!
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Oh Fuckar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Asap unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fuckar lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asap stalling the fight.
Fuckar seems to have got his legs back now.
Fuckar is trying to pull guard but Asap turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Fuckar misses with a punch to the body.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fuckar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asap is breathing heavily.
Fuckar jumps guard.
Fuckar is trying to keep Asap in close.
Fuckar looking for a sweep. Not yet Fuckar, not yet.
Asap wants to stand and escape but instead Fuckar has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap trying to control the position.
Fuckar trying to control the position from guard on top but Asap is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fuckar passes into half guard.
Fuckar wants to lay and pray for a moment but Asap keeps working.
Fuckar blocks the strikes from Asap.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fuckar wants to control but Asap is keeping him busy.
Fuckar wants to work for an arm triangle but Asap is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Fuckar is keen to just control but Asap is a slippery customer.
Fuckar seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Asap is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Themutha Fuckar!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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