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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Lothbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jṏhanssṏn's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Whip - Divebomb. Lothbrok has chosen I Am A Viking as his entrance music. Ragnar Lothbrok has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn's chin.
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196 cm
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216 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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186 cm
25
213 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ragnar Lothbrok! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jṏhanssṏn uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok. Lothbrok throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Lothbrok misses with a wild combination.
Jṏhanssṏn ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lothbrok moves away. Lothbrok looks like he wants to counter punch here. Lothbrok takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lothbrok missing with a left hand there. Jṏhanssṏn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Jṏhanssṏn defending well as Lothbrok loads up on a big left hand. Lothbrok throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Jṏhanssṏn avoids them all with ease. It looked like Jṏhanssṏn wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Jṏhanssṏn darts in and out, connecting with a jab. A slow jab from Jṏhanssṏn misses its intended target. Jṏhanssṏn throws a looping overhand right but Lothbrok ducks down to avoid it. Jṏhanssṏn lands a leg kick that knocks Lothbrok off balance momentarily. Jṏhanssṏn bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Jṏhanssṏn tries to counter by clinching up but Lothbrok breaks away and moves out of range. Jṏhanssṏn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lothbrok. Lothbrok scores with a sloppy right hand. Jṏhanssṏn should have avoided that one. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Jṏhanssṏn throws a looping overhand right but Lothbrok ducks down to avoid it. Lothbrok needs to keep his hands up - Jṏhanssṏn had a free shot at his head there. Jṏhanssṏn misses with an uppercut. Lothbrok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Jṏhanssṏn works Lothbrok's body with a nice hook. Jṏhanssṏn slips under a jab from Lothbrok.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lothbrok misses with an uppercut. Jṏhanssṏn saw that one coming. Lothbrok looks to land a combination but Jṏhanssṏn avoids it well. Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter the offense by Lothbrok and move into the clinch. Jṏhanssṏn feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lothbroks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Jṏhanssṏn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lothbrok.
Jṏhanssṏn moves into range and connects with a jab. Jṏhanssṏn slips under a jab from Lothbrok. Lothbrok avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lothbrok will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lothbrok misses with an uppercut. Lothbrok looks to throw the jab but Jṏhanssṏn is out of range. Lothbrok misses with an uppercut. Jṏhanssṏn throws a head kick that Lothbrok semi-blocks.
Jṏhanssṏn slips under a jab. Lothbrok misses with a straight left. Lothbrok tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Lothbrok is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent. Lothbrok throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jṏhanssṏn. A quick step to the side and Jṏhanssṏn tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Lothbrok tries a head kick but it misses.
Jṏhanssṏn slips a straight right by Lothbrok. Lothbrok misses with a wild body shot. Lothbrok bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lothbrok scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Lothbrok lands with a cross. Lothbrok lands with a cross. Jṏhanssṏn checks a leg kick. Lothbrok slips under a jab. Lothbrok lands a jab to the nose. Lothbrok will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Lothbrok crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jṏhanssṏn - the referee stops the clock and Lothbrok gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jṏhanssṏn. Lothbrok manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes. Jṏhanssṏn lands a nice shot that snaps Lothbrok's head back.
Lothbrok misses the shot to the body. Lothbrok has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lothbrok there as he acknowledges the shot. Lothbrok misses with a body kick. Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter the offense by Lothbrok and move into the clinch. Lothbrok lunges at Jṏhanssṏn with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jṏhanssṏn's hand. Lothbrok might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable. Lothbrok throws a shot from downtown. Jṏhanssṏn moves away and avoids it. Lothbrok defending well as Jṏhanssṏn loads up on a big left hand. Lothbrok lands with a cross. Jṏhanssṏn lands a right hook to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. A cross from Jṏhanssṏn lands. Lothbrok throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Nice shot by Lothbrok. Jṏhanssṏn has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lothbrok lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jṏhanssṏn. Jṏhanssṏn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lothbrok's face.
It looks like Ragnar Lothbrok has been cut. Jṏhanssṏn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Lothbrok looks winded! Lothbrok takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jṏhanssṏn misses with a knee to the head. Lothbrok has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. A frustrated look appears on Lothbrok's face as he tries to break the clinch. Jṏhanssṏn scores a nice knee to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn misses with a knee to the head. Jṏhanssṏn softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Jṏhanssṏn with an attempt at a knee that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jṏhanssṏn pulls guard. Lothbrok has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Jṏhanssṏn is proving hard to escape from. Jṏhanssṏn has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Lothbrok doesn't defend quickly enough and Jṏhanssṏn has managed to lock this one up! Can Lothbrok escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Jṏhanssṏn on a fantastic submission victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn! Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn retains his light heavyweight title! Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. Ragnar Lothbrok was interviewed post fight and said 'I cannot believe Odin would allow me to lose to that interloper. Surely I will never reach Valhalla with losses to washed up heathens like him....'.
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