PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Funky Punch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Punch comes to the cage accompanied by Marky Mark and the Funky Punch - Good Vibrations. Donnito Mustacho has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Punch
vs
Mustacho

190 cm
27
220 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

195 cm
24
215 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Funky Punch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Donnito Mustacho!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mustacho misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punch.
Punch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mustacho.
Punch has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gangsterdamage in the buildup to the fight.
Mustacho takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jab, jab by Mustacho - just one landing.
Mustacho throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mustacho takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nice cross by Punch.
The crowd cheers as Mustacho lands an impressive looking overhand right. Punch doesn't seem phased though.
Crunch! Punch slams his shin into Mustacho's torso.
Punch avoids the head kick by Mustacho.
Mustacho stuns Punch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Punch tries to work over Mustacho's front leg with a kick but Mustacho checks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mustacho keeps Punch at a distance using the push kick.
Punch takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mustacho.
Punch fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mustacho.
Mustacho lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mustacho.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mustacho.
Punch throws the left hand but Mustacho avoids the punch easily.
Mustacho throws the kick towards the body but Punch avoids it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Punch.
Punch throws a shot from downtown. Mustacho moves away and avoids it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Punch. That's going to slow Mustacho down.
Punch checks a low kick from Mustacho.
Punch changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Mustacho with a nice cross.
Mustacho is looking to chop away at Punch's legs.
Punch moves away from the strike by Mustacho.
Punch gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Punch throws a body kick that misses.
Mustacho throws out a counter right but Punch avoids it with no problem.
Punch bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Punch listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Mustacho blocks a leg kick.
Punch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mustacho's calf.
Punch tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mustacho is able to avoid easily.
Mustacho replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Punch blocks it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mustacho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punch tries to close the distance and clinch but Mustacho swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mustacho throws a hook but Punch blocks it.
Punch scores with a shot to the body.
Punch tries a low kick but Mustacho avoids it.
Mustacho slips under a jab.
Punch tries a low kick but Mustacho avoids it.
Punch scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mustacho swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Punch.
Punch fails in his attempt to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Mustacho misses.
Punch throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Mustacho throws the kick towards the body but Punch avoids it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mustacho.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Punch, as that shot connected.
Mustacho lands a nice leg kick that just misses Punch's sensitive parts.
Punch looks to land a right hand but Mustacho moved out of range.
Mustacho sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Punch throws a head kick but Mustacho moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho cracks a nice hook into Punch's ribs.
Punch throws out a leg kick but Mustacho moves out of range and Punch only half commits.
Punch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mustacho avoids the body shot from Punch.
Punch misses with a low kick.
Punch throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mustacho stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A solid leg kick lands there for Punch.
Punch lands with a kick to the temple. Mustacho shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
Mustacho connects with a single shot there.
Mustacho swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Punch.
Punch throws a leg kick that is checked
and Mustacho makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Punch really felt that one!
Punch fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mustacho looks to throw the jab but Punch is out of range.
Punch attempts a counter takedown but Mustacho avoids it well and moves away.
Punch throws a jab when Mustacho was well out of range.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Mustacho is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Punch had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punch avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mustacho lands with a hook. Punch tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mustacho smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Good standup being displayed there by Punch as he connects with a hook.
Mustacho scores with a three punch combo!
Punch finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mustacho tries to land a front kick but Punch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Punch looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mustacho lands with an uppercut that bounces Punch off the cage and back into range.
Punch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Mustacho takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Punch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mustacho.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Donk. Mustacho catches Punch right on the button with a cross.
Mustacho checks the leg kick nicely there.
Punch keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Punch tries to land a front kick but Mustacho steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The fighters circling - Punch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Donnito Mustacho will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Punch avoids the head kick by Mustacho.
Mustacho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good leg kick by Punch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Punch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Mustacho digs a good hook to Punch's body.
A jab from Punch does it's job there.
Mustacho throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mustacho looks to land a right hand but Punch moved out of range.
Punch drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mustacho sprawls and moves away.
Punch fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mustacho checks it well.
Mustacho steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Punch pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Mustacho back to the cage. Punch follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Punch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mustacho takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Punch fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Punch motions for Mustacho to come forward. Punch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mustacho, right into the meat.
Punch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mustacho's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Mustacho fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Punch checks it well.
Punch feinted with a counter takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punch blocks a leg kick.
Mustacho throws a leg kick but Punch moved away.
A lazy left from Mustacho finds it's target.
Punch avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Punch drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mustacho sprawls and moves away.
Punch throws a leg kick which misses Mustacho's front leg but catches the back leg as Mustacho tries to avoid it.
Mustacho slips a straight right by Punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Punch.
Punch throws a leg kick which misses Mustacho's front leg but catches the back leg as Mustacho tries to avoid it.
Mustacho misses with a leg kick.
Mustacho throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mustacho tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punch was well out of range. Poor timing from Mustacho.
Mustacho takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Punch misses the shot to the body.
Punch looks to land a right hand but Mustacho moved out of range.
Punch ducks under a wild hook from Mustacho.
Punch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mustacho's sensitive parts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho scores with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mustacho scores with a jab to the jaw.
Punch misses with a head kick.
Punch's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mustacho under the eye.
Mustacho blocks a jab.
Mustacho connects with a leg kick. Punch looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Punch throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mustacho misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punch.
Punch throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Punch throws a leg kick
and Mustacho counters with a nice body shot.
Mustacho tries to land a leg kick but Punch saw it coming and moves away.
Mustacho will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Punch avoids the body shot from Mustacho.
Punch tries to counter with a takedown but Mustacho is quick to defend against it.
Mustacho clobbers Punch with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Punch misses with a kick to the body.
Mustacho misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punch.
Nice body kick from Punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho throws a body punch but Punch moves out of range.
Punch buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nice body kick from Punch.
Mustacho swings for the body but Punch moves out of range.
Mustacho throws a head kick but Punch moves out of range.
Punch lands a slapping body shot.
A lazy left from Punch finds it's target.
Punch misses with a low kick.

Punch pushes Mustacho up against the cage in a clinch.
Mustacho scores with a shot to the side of Punch's head.

Punch breaks from the clinch.
Punch tries to close the distance and clinch but Mustacho swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A little jabbing left from Mustacho on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mustacho thows a body kick. Punch tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Punch is looking to chop away at Mustacho's legs.
Punch fails in his attempt to clinch.
A nice side step and Mustacho releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Mustacho throws a sloppy head kick and Punch moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mustacho looks for the body kick but Punch saw that one coming.
Punch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Punch moves out of range of the body kick.
Punch lands a high kick!
That kick from Mustacho tenderised Punch's leg. Punch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Punch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Punch misses with a body shot.
Donk. Punch catches Mustacho right on the button with a cross.
Mustacho ducks under a wild hook from Punch.
Punch scores with a shot to the body.
Funky Punch is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mustacho swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Punch swings for the body but Mustacho moves out of range.
Mustacho takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Mustacho checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Funky Punch dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mustacho connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Punch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Punch scores with a jab to the body.
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
Mustacho pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Punch changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Punch swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mustacho throws a body shot but no joy.
Mustacho has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Punch.
Punch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Punch throws a push kick but Mustacho slaps the foot to one side.
Mustacho takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Punch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mustacho.
Punch backing away here, and Mustacho unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Punch lands a leg kick that knocks Mustacho off balance momentarily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mustacho lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Punch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Punch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mustacho defending well as Punch loads up on a big left hand.
Mustacho feints a counter leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Mustacho. Beautiful body shot.
Punch avoids the body shot from Mustacho.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punch lands a head shot.
Punch misses with a straight left.
A good leg kick by Mustacho.
Mustacho scores with a leg kick.
Punch moves out of range as Mustacho throws a body kick.
Mustacho throws a sloppy head kick and Punch moves out of range easily.
Punch throws a leg kick which misses Mustacho's front leg but catches the back leg as Mustacho tries to avoid it.
Mustacho avoids the head kick by Punch.
Mustacho misses the jab.
Mustacho goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Punch blocks the body kick.
Punch throws a leg kick which misses Mustacho's front leg but catches the back leg as Mustacho tries to avoid it.
Punch swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mustacho.
Mustacho misses with a low kick.
Punch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mustacho cracks Punch with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punch throws a head kick that misses.
Mustacho explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Punch blocks a head kick by Mustacho.
Mustacho connects with an inside leg kick.
Punch fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mustacho looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A big right from Mustacho misses.
Nice shot lands for Punch.
A jab from Punch finds it's way through Mustacho's defenses.
Mustacho misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Punch.
Punch goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mustacho.
Mustacho blocks a low kick nicely.
Punch throws out a powerful jab.
Mustacho throws a chopping leg kick but Punch manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Punch drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mustacho sprawls and moves away.
Punch lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Punch was well out of range. Poor timing from Mustacho.
Punch drops down looking for a counter takedown but Mustacho sprawls and moves away.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Punch scores with a sloppy right hand. Mustacho should have avoided that one.
Punch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mustacho avoids the head kick by Punch.
Mustacho thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
Punch throws a head kick that misses.
Mustacho now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Mustacho slips under a jab.
Mustacho motions for Punch to come forward. Mustacho throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mustacho tries to land a body kick

and Punch counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Punch wants to lay and pray for a moment but Mustacho keeps working.
Mustacho is looking to control Punch's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mustacho avoid being mounted?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Punch wants to take a breather but Mustacho is having none of it.
Mustacho regains full guard. Nicely done.
Punch throwing strikes from guard but Mustacho blocks nicely.
Punch trying to control but Mustacho is working from the bottom.
Punch is fighting to break Mustacho's control of his arms but Mustacho is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Mustacho's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Punch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mustacho moves out of range of the body kick from Punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Funky Punch showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Punch has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Funky Punch!
During a confident post fight interview, Funky Punch thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.