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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikku N�k�r�inen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loompa's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Faded. N�k�r�inen is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Juice Leskinen - Vaasankin veri vapisee. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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139 lbs
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150 lbs
36 - 18 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Pikku N�k�r�inen!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
N�k�r�inen throws the kick towards the body but Loompa avoids it.
Loompa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen digs a good body shot into Loompa's ribs.
Loompa takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
N�k�r�inen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
N�k�r�inen tries to score with a low kick but Loompa moves his leg out of the way.
Loompa bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
N�k�r�inen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
N�k�r�inen throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loompa counters with a nice low kick that buckles N�k�r�inen's knee momentarily.
N�k�r�inen slaps away a takedown attempt from Loompa, before circling back to the center of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
N�k�r�inen throws a solid leg kick but Loompa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at N�k�r�inen.
Loompa changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Loompa wants to land a leg kick but N�k�r�inen is out of range.
N�k�r�inen with the counter takedown but Loompa avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Loompa. That snapped N�k�r�inen's head back.
N�k�r�inen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Loompa was well out of range. Poor timing from N�k�r�inen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
N�k�r�inen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
N�k�r�inen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loompa manages to avoid it.
N�k�r�inen misses with a straight left.
Loompa changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
N�k�r�inen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
N�k�r�inen thows a leg kick but Loompa checks it
and Loompa counters with a head kick.
Loompa uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before N�k�r�inen has time to react.
N�k�r�inen slips under a jab from Loompa.
Loompa throws an overhand right that lands on N�k�r�inen's shoulder, as N�k�r�inen tries to avoid the shot.
N�k�r�inen feints the counter takedown.
Loompa tries to score with a low kick but N�k�r�inen moves his leg out of the way.
Loompa doesn't manage to clinch there - N�k�r�inen circles away.
A jab from N�k�r�inen finds it's way through Loompa's defenses.
Loompa tests N�k�r�inen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
N�k�r�inen throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Loompa's waist but Loompa gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing N�k�r�inen off to one side.
Loompa fires out a quick counter leg kick but N�k�r�inen just manages to avoid it.
N�k�r�inen is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Loompa rather than just go for the knockout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by N�k�r�inen.
A looping hook to the body misses from N�k�r�inen. Loompa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Loompa jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loompa swings for the body but N�k�r�inen moves out of range.
N�k�r�inen misses with a wild body shot.
N�k�r�inen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nice body punch from Loompa.
A nice leg kick lands there from N�k�r�inen.
Loompa misses with an uppercut.
N�k�r�inen misses with a body kick.
Loompa drops down looking for a counter takedown but N�k�r�inen sprawls and moves away.
N�k�r�inen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Loompa moves out of range of the leg kick from N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
N�k�r�inen lands a slapping body shot.
Nice body punch from N�k�r�inen.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen throws a half hearted mid kick.
N�k�r�inen jabs at Loompa's body.
N�k�r�inen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Loompa takes a body punch but keeps moving.
N�k�r�inen gets caught flat footed, as Loompa shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but N�k�r�inen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loompa pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. N�k�r�inen is keeping the position for now.
Loompa in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
N�k�r�inen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Loompa looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Loompa postures up in N�k�r�inen's guard and throws a big left but N�k�r�inen blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Loompa in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
N�k�r�inen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loompa manages to avoid it.
N�k�r�inen scores with a body shot.
N�k�r�inen throws a leg kick but Loompa sees it coming and moves out of range.
N�k�r�inen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
N�k�r�inen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loompa manages to avoid it.
A big left from N�k�r�inen misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Loompa.
N�k�r�inen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Oompa Loompa will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
N�k�r�inen lands a nice looking body shot.
N�k�r�inen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Loompa throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
N�k�r�inen throws a body kick that misses.
Loompa tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
N�k�r�inen misses with a kick to the body.
A jab from N�k�r�inen finds it's way through Loompa's defenses.
N�k�r�inen misses with a low kick.
N�k�r�inen scores with a body shot.
N�k�r�inen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loompa manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
N�k�r�inen takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Loompa throws a low kick but N�k�r�inen moves out of range easily.
Loompa closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Loompa lands in his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loompa throws a strike but N�k�r�inen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Loompa working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from N�k�r�inen.
Loompa bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in N�k�r�inen's guard.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but N�k�r�inen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
N�k�r�inen lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Loompa controlling the position.
Loompa preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen looking to pass the guard.
Loompa seems keen to control N�k�r�inen's posture.
Loompa wants to sweep here but N�k�r�inen controlling him for the moment.
N�k�r�inen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Loompa is keeping the position for now.
N�k�r�inen avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Oompa Loompa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Loompa looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Loompa not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen advances position into side control!
N�k�r�inen landing a few strikes.
N�k�r�inen is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Loompa has escaped the position, nice work there.
N�k�r�inen cracks Loompa with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Loompa is trying to improve his position.
N�k�r�inen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Loompa keeps working.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Loompa is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Loompa is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked N�k�r�inen off and has taken his back!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Loompa is hanging on to N�k�r�inen's back as he tries to escape.
Loompa lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
N�k�r�inen trying to control the position but Loompa manages to sink in the hooks.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Pikku N�k�r�inen will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Loompa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
N�k�r�inen digs a good hook to Loompa's body.
N�k�r�inen misses the shot to the body.
N�k�r�inen fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Loompa avoids it really well and circles away.
N�k�r�inen misses with a leg kick
and Loompa counters with a low kick, right behind N�k�r�inen 's knee.
A chopping leg kick lands by Loompa.
N�k�r�inen circles away from the clinch attempt.
N�k�r�inen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
N�k�r�inen misses with a wild body shot.
Loompa swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
N�k�r�inen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pikku N�k�r�inen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loompa misses with an uppercut.
N�k�r�inen shoots in but Loompa avoids the takedown attempt easily.
N�k�r�inen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Loompa if he has to take too many more of those.
Loompa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Loompa defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Loompa.
N�k�r�inen throws a body punch but Loompa moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Loompa. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Loompa.
Loompa misses with a straight left.
Loompa walks into a jab.
N�k�r�inen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Loompa is looking to slow N�k�r�inen down with leg kicks.
Loompa looks to land a right hand but N�k�r�inen moved out of range.
N�k�r�inen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Loompa is looking to clinch but N�k�r�inen is avoiding it.
N�k�r�inen scores with a nice right hand.
Loompa throws a front kick aimed at N�k�r�inen's knee but N�k�r�inen avoids it well.
Loompa throws a low kick but N�k�r�inen avoids it.
N�k�r�inen throws a push kick but Loompa slaps the foot to one side.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen leaves Loompa with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
N�k�r�inen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
N�k�r�inen fails with the takedown.
Oompa Loompa has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pikku N�k�r�inen.
Loompa goes for a takedown attempt but N�k�r�inen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Loompa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
N�k�r�inen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Loompa looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Loompa tries to clinch there but N�k�r�inen circles away.
N�k�r�inen misses with a wild body shot.
Loompa avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
N�k�r�inen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loompa.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Loompa misses with a straight left.
Loompa closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming N�k�r�inen to the mat! N�k�r�inen manages to get full guard.
N�k�r�inen wants to sweep here but Loompa controlling him for the moment.
Loompa throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Loompa passes N�k�r�inen's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Loompa is pressing down on N�k�r�inen's thigh, looking to free his foot. N�k�r�inen is holding on for now.
Nice strikes from Loompa there.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but N�k�r�inen defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, N�k�r�inen has managed to free his arm - good work.
Loompa is trying to control. N�k�r�inen wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
N�k�r�inen is pressing down on Loompa's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
N�k�r�inen trying to keep a closed guard but Loompa is proving a slippery customer.
N�k�r�inen keeping full guard, as Loompa tries to pass.
N�k�r�inen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa clearly takes that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
N�k�r�inen lands with a shot to the body.
Loompa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by N�k�r�inen.
Loompa tries to work over N�k�r�inen's front leg with a kick but N�k�r�inen checks it.
N�k�r�inen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Loompa shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts N�k�r�inen as he jumps to the side.
N�k�r�inen is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Loompa has a couple of punches blocked by N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Loompa throws a head punch that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Loompa.
Still in the clinch, N�k�r�inen scores with a nice short uppercut.
N�k�r�inen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Loompa tries to work over N�k�r�inen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
N�k�r�inen lands a hook that snaps the head of Loompa backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Loompa.
Loompa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, N�k�r�inen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
N�k�r�inen prevents the takedown attempt.
Loompa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
N�k�r�inen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
N�k�r�inen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
N�k�r�inen tries to break the clinch but Loompa is controlling the position.
N�k�r�inen blocks a body shot from Loompa.
Loompa prevents a body shot from N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
N�k�r�inen tries to throw a body punch but Loompa avoids it by throwing N�k�r�inen back against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Loompa.
Loompa lands a body shot in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from N�k�r�inen fails to land.
Loompa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa goes for a takedown attempt but N�k�r�inen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oompa Loompa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Loompa's jab looks to have found its range, popping N�k�r�inen under the eye.
Loompa throws a hook but N�k�r�inen avoids it easily.
Loompa looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
N�k�r�inen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
N�k�r�inen lands with a nice body punch.
Loompa misses with a low kick.
N�k�r�inen feints the counter takedown.
N�k�r�inen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
N�k�r�inen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loompa manages to avoid it.
Loompa throws a low kick, looking for N�k�r�inen's leg but N�k�r�inen calmly moves out of range.
N�k�r�inen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen throws a wild body kick that Loompa sees coming a mile off.
Loompa misses the shot to the body.
A clash of legs there as Loompa blocks the low kick.
It looked like Loompa was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen misses with a low kick.
N�k�r�inen throws a body punch but Loompa moves out of range.
Loompa fails in his attempt to clinch.
Loompa throws a shot from downtown. N�k�r�inen moves away and avoids it.
N�k�r�inen scoring well with a low kick there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Loompa.
Loompa throws a solid leg kick but N�k�r�inen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Loompa.
N�k�r�inen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Loompa throws a body punch but N�k�r�inen moves out of range.
N�k�r�inen misses with a looping left.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen thows a leg kick but Loompa checks it
and Loompa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
N�k�r�inen bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Loompa is looking for a sweep.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
N�k�r�inen lands some shots froms side control.
Loompa can't do much from the bottom here.
N�k�r�inen lands a nice forearm strike.
N�k�r�inen lands a nice forearm strike.
Loompa regains half guard.
N�k�r�inen is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Loompa sees it coming and defends easily.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
Pikku N�k�r�inen dominated that fourth round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Loompa throws a lazy right hand but N�k�r�inen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Loompa throws a body shot but no joy.
And N�k�r�inen tries to counter it with a takedown but Loompa pushes his down on his head and steps out.
N�k�r�inen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Loompa throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
N�k�r�inen lands a nice looking body kick.
N�k�r�inen digs a good body shot into Loompa's ribs.
Loompa throws a leg kick but N�k�r�inen checks it.
And N�k�r�inen tries to counter it with a takedown but Loompa pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Loompa shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. N�k�r�inen is trying to defend but Loompa finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
N�k�r�inen slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Loompa trying to control but N�k�r�inen is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but N�k�r�inen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
N�k�r�inen wants to sweep here but Loompa controlling him for the moment.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
N�k�r�inen managing to control the position.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
N�k�r�inen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Loompa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
N�k�r�inen misses with a jab, cross combination.
A lazy left from Loompa finds it's target.
N�k�r�inen scores with a shot to the body.
N�k�r�inen swings for the body but Loompa moves out of range.
A big left from Loompa misses.
N�k�r�inen misses with a wild body shot.
N�k�r�inen tests Loompa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Loompa throws a solid leg kick but N�k�r�inen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Loompa.
A head kick misses from Loompa.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Loompa as he checks the leg kick.
Loompa gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Loompa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
N�k�r�inen misses with a few strikes there.
Loompa doesn't succeed with the takedown
so N�k�r�inen counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Loompa wants to control but N�k�r�inen passes easily into half guard.
Loompa is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Loompa on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
N�k�r�inen is keen to just control but Loompa is a slippery customer.
Loompa is looking to improve his position.
N�k�r�inen landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
N�k�r�inen missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
N�k�r�inen takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Loompa actively working from the bottom here.
N�k�r�inen is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Loompa sees it coming and defends easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pikku N�k�r�inen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think N�k�r�inen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 47:49
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 46:49
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Pikku N�k�r�inen!
A very excited looking Pikku N�k�r�inen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Oompa Loompa had this to say: 'Where's my dirty little girl and a bag of coke.. '.
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