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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Abe might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Uncle Sam Goddamn. Klumpo has chosen Enter Sandman as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Earnest Abe could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Heffo Klumpo's chin.
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200 cm
35
283 lbs
24 - 16 - 0 |
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193 cm
38
281 lbs
30 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
24 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
30 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heffo Klumpo! The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Oh, that's a big right hand from Klumpo and Abe goes tumbling to the canvas! Klumpo follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
Abe is rocked!
It looks like Earnest Abe has been cut. Abe is trying to stand back up but Klumpo is controlling him
Oh Abe is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! Klumpo controlling the position here and throwing strikes from the top. Nice elbow lands there... and another... and another... oh, Abe is out! Klumpo gets to his feet and admires his work - nice finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Heffo Klumpo! Heffo Klumpo decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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