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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butter Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla comes to the cage accompanied by Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. This should be a great matchup!
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
51 - 45 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
49 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Butter Bean!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Luis Engracia and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla circles away from the clinch attempt
and Carolla counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bean has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bean misses with a straight left.
Carolla misses the shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Carolla misses with a looping left.
Bean lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Adam Carolla has been cut.
Carolla throws a series of punches but Bean avoids them all with ease.
Bean is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Carolla moves out of range as Bean strikes.
Carolla has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Warehouse in the buildup to the fight.
Bean uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Carolla.
Bean blocks a jab.
Bean misses with a straight right.
Carolla looks to throw the jab but Bean is out of range.
Bean fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Bean.
Carolla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bean.
Bean moves in looking to clinch but Carolla pushes him off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Carolla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bean keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Butter Bean is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla misses the jab.
Bean takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Carolla throws a jab but it's blocked by Bean.
Carolla tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Carolla takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Carolla misses with a left hand
and Bean counters with a nice uppercut.
Carolla slips a jab and a cross from Bean.
Bean avoids the body shot from Carolla.
Bean fails to land with a series of punches.
Bean looks to land a right hand but Carolla moved out of range.
Bean pushes Carolla up against the cage in a clinch.
Carolla blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Carolla blocking some punches.
Bean lands with a right to the head.
Carolla wants to break the clinch but can't.
Carolla tries to break the clinch but Bean is controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Come on Bean - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Bean has Carolla pressed against the cage, preventing Carolla from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Carolla wants to get back to striking at distance but Bean won't allow it.
Carolla blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carolla tries to break free but Bean pushes him back against the cage.
Carolla's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Carolla wants to clinch up but Bean keeps it at a distance.
The fighters circling - Bean throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bean dodges the punch combination from Carolla.
Bean appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Carolla avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bean slips under a jab from Carolla.
Carolla throws a hook to the side of Bean's head but Bean sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bean throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carolla.
Carolla is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Bean's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Carolla throws a body punch but Bean moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carolla has closed the distance and engaged Bean in a clinch.
Bean struggles to land a body shot inside as Carolla controls his hands.
Bean breaks the clinch.
Carolla throws a hook but Bean blocks it.
Carolla slips a jab and a cross from Bean.
The fighters circling - Carolla throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bean let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bean tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Carolla manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Carolla thuds a left hand into Bean's body.
Bean with a jab.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Carolla!
Bean misses with a looping left.
A big right from Carolla misses.
Carolla fails with a takedown attempt.
It seemed like Bean was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bean slips a jab from Carolla.
Bean slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Bean.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bean throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Carolla misses with a two punch combination.
Carolla misses with a wild body shot.
Bean is looking to clinch.
Bean moves into range and clinches up with Carolla.
Bean misses with a punch on the inside.
Bean breaks the clinch.
Bean throws a combination that misses
and Carolla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bean throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bean fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
Carolla moves out of range as Bean strikes.
Carolla connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bean's hands.
Bean lands a really nice looking cross but Carolla seems unphased.
Bean throws a shot from downtown. Carolla moves away and avoids it.
Carolla takes one to the chin there.
Carolla looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Carolla throws a shot from downtown. Bean moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Butter Bean will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Adam Carolla's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Bean lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Carolla is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bean.
Carolla tries to bum rush Bean with a series of wild strikes but Bean uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bean uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Carolla.
Carolla throws a jab when Bean was well out of range.
Bean is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Carolla with a body shot.
Bean lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bean misses with a straight left.
Bean jabs at Carolla's body.
Bean closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Carolla is trying to break free.
Good body shot from Bean.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bean breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Carolla throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Carolla looks to throw the jab but Bean is out of range.
Carolla throws a jab when Bean was well out of range.
Bean looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bean is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bean throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bean is out of range.
Carolla misses with a right hand
and Bean counters with a nice uppercut.
Bean keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carolla.
Carolla looks to land a left hand but Bean moved out of range nicely.
As Carolla backs off Bean throws a huge counter combo but Carolla manages to avoid it all.
Carolla rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bean moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carolla throws a body shot but no joy.
Carolla throws an overhand right that lands on Bean's shoulder, as Bean tries to avoid the shot.
Bean tries to clinch up but Carolla circles away and keeps his distance.
Carolla appears to be looking for a big counter.
Bean blocks a jab.
Bean on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Carolla misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bean.
Carolla scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Carolla misses with a jab, cross combination.
Butter Bean is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carolla takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Carolla walks into a straight right hand from Bean.
A looping hook to the body misses from Carolla. Bean does a little dance to reset his feet.
Carolla swings widly with a right hand
and Bean counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Carolla thinking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bean tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Carolla paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Carolla is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Carolla lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bean circles away quickly and effectively.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Bean.
Carolla takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bean is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It looked like Carolla wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bean will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bean is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The fighters circling - Bean throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Carolla looks to land a left hand but Bean moved out of range nicely.
Carolla just misses with a punch to the body.
Bean throws a jab when Carolla was well out of range.
Carolla looks to land a left hand but Bean moved out of range nicely.
Carolla fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carolla misses with a straight right.
Bean forces Carolla back against the cage and clinches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bean digs a right hand underneath Carolla's ribcage. Carolla let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bean tries to work over Carolla's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bean throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Carollas head.
Carolla breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bean thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big left from Bean misses.
Carolla on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Carolla throws an overhand right that lands on Bean's shoulder, as Bean tries to avoid the shot.
Carolla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carolla throws a hook but Bean blocks it.
Carolla throws a series of punches but Bean avoids them all with ease.
Bean misses with the combination.
Bean lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carolla circles away quickly and effectively.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Bean. Those never looked like landing.
Carolla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carolla misses with a hook. Bean ducked under it nicely.
Bean throws a nice looking combination but Carolla bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
An inside leg kick lands from Carolla.
Carolla throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Carolla scores with a three punch combo!
Carolla throws a series of punches but Bean moves out of range.
Carolla lands a two punch combo.
Bean tries to clinch but Carolla moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Bean. Those never looked like landing.
Carolla showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bean.
Carolla throws the left hand but Bean avoids the punch easily.
Bean walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bean takes a swing at Carolla's ribcage but misses.
Carolla misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Butter Bean will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Adam Carolla's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Bean tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Carolla manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bean is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice shot by Bean.
Carolla thuds a left hand into Bean's body.
Bean pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Carolla misses with a two punch combination.
Bean takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bean misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carolla throws a poor cross that misses
and Carolla takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Carolla looks to throw the jab but Bean is out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Carolla. Those never looked like landing.
Bean moves out of range of the strikes.
Bean fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bean slips a jab from Carolla.
Adam Carolla is winning the standup battle so far.
Bean swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carolla throws an overhand right that lands on Bean's shoulder, as Bean tries to avoid the shot.
Bean fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Bean steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Carolla.
Horrible takedown attempt by Carolla or perhaps it was just good defense by Bean, which made it look bad.
Bean looks to land a left hand but Carolla moved out of range nicely.
Carolla misses with a wild combination.
Bean has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bean is leaning against Carolla and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bean scores with a shot to the side of Carolla's head.
Carolla is trying to break the clinch but Bean is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bean is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Butter Bean is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bean pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Carolla throws a lazy right hand but Bean sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bean has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bean rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carolla moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bean uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.
Bean lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carolla moves into range and clinches up with Bean.
Bean fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bean swings wildly with an uppercut but Carolla uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bean is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bean manages to break the clinch.
Carolla staying out of range there.
Carolla is looking to counter punch.
Bean throws a nice looking combination but Carolla bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carolla misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bean looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bean connects with a looping right hand.
A lazy left from Carolla finds it's target.
Carolla displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bean throws out the jab.
Carolla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Carolla misses with a body shot.
Bean tries to clinch but Carolla is having none of it.
A combination from Carolla does no damage.
Bean tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Carolla paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bean misses with an uppercut.
Carolla looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bean looks to land a combination but Carolla avoids it well.
Bean misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carolla.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Bean paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bean throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bean tries to clinch there but Carolla circles away.
Carolla throws an overhand right that lands on Bean's shoulder, as Bean tries to avoid the shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bean! But no joy.
Bean misses with a looping right.
Carolla lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bean takes a swing at Carolla's ribcage but misses.
Carolla seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Carolla connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice straight punches there by Carolla. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Carolla.
Carolla connects with a body shot.
Bean moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Bean scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Adam Carolla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bean clinches.
Bean misses with some punches.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Butter Bean.
I've got Bean winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 27:30
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Butter Bean!
Our winner, Butter Bean, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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