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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jason Mewes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kari Parisyen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parisyen has chosen Hari ng Tondo as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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181 cm
23
140 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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150 cm
32
142 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jason Mewes! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kari Parisyen! The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Mewes clinches with his opponent.
Mewes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Parisyen misses with a punch on the inside.
Mewes misses with a body punch.
Mewes is working Parisyen over against the cage. A nice left hand lands by Mewes.
Mewes works on Parisyen's body with a couple of short punches. Parisyen tries to throw a body punch but Mewes avoids it by throwing Parisyen back against the cage. Parisyen taking a breather. Mewes lands with a short head shot on the inside. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Parisyen can't break the clinch.
Mewes pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Mewes connects with a jab. Mewes blocks the body kick.
We've been told by Mewes's head coaches at The Boom Boom Room that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Mewes connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Parisyen's hands.
That's one minute gone in the round. Parisyen throws a hook to the side of Mewes's head but Mewes sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Parisyen throws a right and a left that Mewes avoids nicely. Mewes fails to land with a series of punches.
Jason Mewes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Parisyen moves in looking to clinch but Mewes pushes him off. Mewes digs a good hook to Parisyen's body.
Parisyen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Mewes lands a nice shot to the body.
Mewes scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Parisyen doesn't seem bothered though. Mewes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Mewes scores with a jab to the head.
Mewes with a nice cross. Mewes connects with a crisp jab. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Parisyen moves in looking to clinch but Mewes pushes him off. Mewes was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit. Mewes slips under a jab. Mewes is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range. Parisyen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Parisyen has his takedown stuffed enabling Mewes to counter with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Mewes with a nice cross. Mewes lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Parisyen is rocked! Parisyen backs away from a small jab... but Mewes lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Parisyen crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Mewes with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Jason Mewes! After winning the bout, Jason Mewes thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. In defeat, Kari Parisyen stepped up to the mic, saying 'I give it up to my opponent. He fought good tonight.'.
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G |
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
58% |
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