PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joulu Pukki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mockenmaker comes to the cage accompanied by break ya fu**ing neck. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Mockenmaker
vs
Pukki

184 cm
38
209 lbs
27 - 16 - 0

179 cm
37
215 lbs
32 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joulu Pukki!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pukki tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mockenmaker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pukki somewhat.
Mockenmaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pukki manages to avoid it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pukki moves away from the strike by Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Pukki dives in and grabs Mockenmaker's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mockenmaker pushes down on Pukki's head and hops out.
Mockenmaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pukki shoots in and drives through. Mockenmaker sprawls well.
Fetty Mockenmaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joulu Pukki.
Mockenmaker throws a chopping leg kick but Pukki manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Mockenmaker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pukki will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pukki shoots in for a takedown but Mockenmaker shows good takedown defense.
Mockenmaker half committed to a counter leg kick.
Mockenmaker wants to slow Pukki down by chopping away at his legs.
Pukki fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mockenmaker scores with a jab to the head.
Pukki changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mockenmaker tries to avoid it but Pukki manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mockenmaker to the ground. Mockenmaker escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Mockenmaker scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Mockenmaker is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Pukki is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Fetty Mockenmaker!
Our winner, Fetty Mockenmaker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.