PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uali Kurzhez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oruku Saki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saki comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ninja Rap - Vanilla Ice kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kurzhez
vs
Saki

192 cm
27
212 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

195 cm
24
220 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Uali Kurzhez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Oruku Saki!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Saki pushes Kurzhez up against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from Saki.
Kurzhez takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Uali Kurzhez has been cut.
Saki avoids a wild elbow strike from Kurzhez.
Kurzhez tries to throw a body punch but Saki avoids it by throwing Kurzhez back against the cage.
Saki lands a shoulder strike.
Saki with a knee to the head.
Saki keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kurzhez's efforts to push away.
Kurzhez tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Saki avoids it.
Saki creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kurzhez's defenses.
Kurzhez's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Kurzhez is rocked!

Uali Kurzhez's cut is getting worse.
Saki lands an elbow inside.
Oh Kurzhez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Saki blocks a body shot from Kurzhez.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Saki.
Saki lands an elbow just above Kurzhez 's eye.
Clinched against the cage, Saki lands a big elbow that drops Kurzhez! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Kurzhez is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oruku Saki!
Oruku Saki took some time post fight to say the following; 'Call me Master Shredder. I have trained in the ways of ninjustsu my entire life and I've sharpened my skills to the highest level. An old enemy of mine, Splinter, is hiding in New York City and training a peculiar band of ninjas. The time has come to pay them all a visit, and nothing will keep me f'.