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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jackson Teller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Teller has chosen This Life as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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198 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jackson Teller!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Teller. Beautiful body shot.
Teller lands with a straight right. Bob didn't see that one coming.
Nice shot by Bob.
A solid body kick from Bob.
Teller blocks a jab.
Teller let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bob moves away from the strike by Teller.
Bob scores with a head kick.
Bob has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bob there as he acknowledges the shot.
Teller swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bob lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bob shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Bob was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Teller defending against the ground and pound.
Bob creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Teller sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bob laying and praying for a moment but Teller takes advantage and regains half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bob is trying to control the action in half guard but Teller is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Teller blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bob.
Teller felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Teller is trying to get back to full guard.
Bob missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bob has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Teller keeping control of the position.
Bob is trying to control the action in half guard but Teller is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Teller blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bob.
Bob wants to pass to mount but Teller is defending the position.
Bob takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Bob lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Bob thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Teller's head.
Bob trying to control the action but Teller is working from the bottom.
Teller has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bob is working away from the top position though.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Teller. That did some damage!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws a nice inside leg kick.
Teller connects with a body shot that sends Bob's belly button to the back.
Teller throws a push kick but Bob slaps the foot to one side.
An attempted straight right counter from Bob misses the target.
Bob scores with a kick to the midsection.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Teller down.
Bob throws the kick towards the body but Teller avoids it.
Teller misses with a leg kick.
Teller throws a big shot that misses.
Bob tries to counter with a takedown but Teller is quick to defend against it.
Teller takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bob thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bob with a nice cross.
Teller throws out a loose jab but Bob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Teller blocks a head kick by Bob.
A big left from Teller misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Teller.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Teller throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
Bob lands with a thumping leg kick.
Silent Bob seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob misses with a takedown attempt - Teller sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Teller scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Teller. That snapped Bob's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Teller. Bob does a little dance to reset his feet.
Teller throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Teller lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bob has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bob and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Teller avoids the head kick by Bob.
Teller avoids the head kick by Bob.
Teller throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Silent Bob dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Bob throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bob looks to land a left hand but Teller moved out of range nicely.
Teller is trying to counter with his kicks.
Bob moves out of range as Teller strikes.
Bob swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Teller throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bob looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Teller cracks the inside of Bob's front leg.
Bob tries to work over Teller's front leg with a kick but Teller checks it.
Teller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bob throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Teller's head.
Teller moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Teller checks a leg kick.
Teller throws a shot from downtown. Bob moves away and avoids it.
Bob is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Teller can do to turn this around?
Bob throws a series of punches but Teller avoids them all with ease.
Teller scores with a jab to the jaw.
Teller looks for the body kick but Bob saw that one coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Teller moves out of range of the body kick from Bob.
Bob feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Teller's calf.
Bob throws a leg kick which misses Teller's front leg but catches the back leg as Teller tries to avoid it.
Jackson Teller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bob misses with a low kick as Teller jumps back.
Teller lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Teller is looking to chop away at Bob's legs.
Teller throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
A little feinted left hand from Bob on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bob closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Teller did well to prevent Bob getting side control.
Bob is taking a breather. Teller says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Teller trying to control from the bottom.
Teller wants to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob trying to control the action but Teller is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bob is looking to advance position but Teller won't allow it.
Bob prevents Teller from improving his position.
Bob throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Teller is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Teller cracks Bob with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob is looking to score with low kicks.
Teller loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Teller misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Teller throws a big shot that misses.
Bob misses with a wild combination.
Teller throws a hook to the side of Bob's head but Bob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bob lands a leg kick that knocks Teller off balance momentarily.
Teller is looking to land body kicks.
Teller's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Teller duly obliges.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bob.
Teller connects with a leg kick. Bob looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bob slips under a jab.
Jackson Teller seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bob checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teller blocks a low kick nicely.
Teller misses with an uppercut. Bob saw that one coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bob is looking to score with low kicks.
Nice cross by Bob.
Bob gets the takedown into side control.
Teller struggling a bit here.
Teller tries to improve position but can't.
Teller wants to control but Bob postures up.
Bob working the ground and pound but Teller is defending the strikes.
Teller struggling a bit here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Silent Bob dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Bob thuds his right hand into Teller's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bob tries to work over Teller's front leg with a kick but Teller checks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Teller blocks the leg kick.
Bob moves in looking to clinch but Teller pushes him off.
Bob throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bob defending well as Teller loads up on a big left hand.
Teller throws a solid leg kick but Bob takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Teller.
Teller dips to his left and cracks Bob with an uppercut!
Bob rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Teller counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bob tries to land a leg kick but Teller saw it coming and moves away.
Teller misses with a few strikes there.
Teller bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bob's head.
Teller checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob throws a leg kick that is checked
and Teller counters with a leg kick.
Teller misses with a double jab.
Teller checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Teller lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bob tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bob lands a leg kick that knocks Teller off balance momentarily.
Teller moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A shot to the liver by Bob. Beautiful body shot.
Bob clinches up with Teller and pushes him back against the cage.
Bob is trying to stall.
Teller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Teller's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bob misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bob takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bob throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teller throws a good cross that connects.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bob lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Teller lands a body shot.
Bob fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Teller, pushing him back against the cage.
Bob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Teller's elbow.
Teller throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bobs head.
Teller breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bob thumps Teller with a low kick.
Teller misses with a double jab
and Bob counters with an inside leg kick.
A lazy left from Bob finds it's target.
It looks like Bob has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Teller connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Teller.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob moves out of range of the body kick from Teller.
Teller keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bob digs a good hook to Teller's body.
Bob connects with a leg kick. Teller looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bob.
Bob lands a leg kick that knocks Teller off balance momentarily.
Bob lands with a nice body kick.
Jackson Teller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Teller scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Teller throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Bob counter with a right hand.
Bob fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Teller lands with an uppercut that bounces Bob off the cage and back into range.
Bob keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bob misses with a wild body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A left lands for Bob.
Bob scores with a nice right hand.
Bob is looking to slow Teller down with leg kicks.
Bob takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bob throws a poor cross that misses
and Teller counters with a straight right hand.
Bob does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Silent Bob is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nice straight punches there by Teller. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Teller.
Bob throws a leg kick but Teller moved away.
Bob throws a body shot but no joy.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bob lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Teller has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Teller and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Teller throws a shot from downtown. Bob moves away and avoids it.
Teller on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bob. Bob obviously looking to wear him down.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jackson Teller.
I think Bob has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
A victorious Silent Bob thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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