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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yoel Romero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes to the cage accompanied by Who are they trying to con. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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198 lbs
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198 lbs
2 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Yoel Romero!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biscuits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Romero was well out of range. Poor timing from Biscuits.
Biscuits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Romero was well out of range. Poor timing from Biscuits.
Arse Biscuits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Romero keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Biscuits.
Romero ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Romero throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Biscuits throws a body punch but Romero moves out of range.
Romero slips under a jab.
It seemed like Romero was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Biscuits misses with a left hand
and Romero counters with a low kick, right behind Biscuits 's knee.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Romero pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biscuits drops down looking for a counter takedown but Romero sprawls and moves away.
A slow jab from Biscuits misses its intended target.
Romero throws a counter combo.
Romero motions for Biscuits to come forward. Romero throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Biscuits swings for the body but Romero moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuits throws an off balance right hand
and Romero counters with a solid body kick.
Biscuits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Romero.
Romero cracks Biscuits with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Romero has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Biscuits to stand back up!
Biscuits is rocked!
It looks like Arse Biscuits has been cut.
Biscuits looks to throw the jab but Romero is out of range.
Oh Biscuits is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Romero throws an overhand right that lands on Biscuits's shoulder, as Biscuits tries to avoid the shot.
Biscuits misses with a left hand
and Romero counters with a nice right hand that sends Biscuits toppling to the canvas! Biscuits scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Romero finish him?!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biscuits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Romero moves away.
Biscuits throws a body punch but Romero moves out of range.
Biscuits slips under a jab from Romero.
Biscuits seems to have got his legs back now.
Biscuits has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Athletico Spizz MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Romero misses with a looping right.
Biscuits moves out of range of the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Romero lands a big uppercut and Biscuits crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Biscuits looks OK. Romero waves Biscuits back to his feet!
Biscuits throws a lazy right hand but Romero sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Biscuits takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Biscuits pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Romero bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biscuits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Romero was well out of range. Poor timing from Biscuits.
Biscuits thuds a left hand into Romero's body.
Biscuits really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biscuits throws a body shot but no joy.
Romero throws out a counter right but Biscuits avoids it with no problem.
Romero scores with a jab.
Romero does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Romero.
Arse Biscuits's cut is getting worse.
Biscuits throws a body shot but no joy.
Romero looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Biscuits throws an overhand right that lands on Romero's shoulder, as Romero tries to avoid the shot.
Romero delivers a nice body kick.
Romero uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Biscuits.
Romero thows a left - swing and a miss!
Romero throws a head kick that misses.
Biscuits fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Romero avoids it really well and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Romero. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Romero.
Biscuits misses with a wild body shot.
Biscuits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Romero.
Yoel Romero is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Biscuits misses.
Romero slips under a jab from Biscuits.
Biscuits throws a body shot but no joy.
Romero looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Romero stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Romero wants it to stay on the feet.
Biscuits throws a lazy uppercut
and Romero counters with a straight right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Romero cracks Biscuits with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Romero has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Biscuits to stand back up!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yoel Romero dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Arse Biscuits's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Romero darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Biscuits's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Romero before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yoel Romero!
In defeat, Arse Biscuits stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well, that was shit!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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