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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anthony Abaddon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fuckwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to call to prayer. Abaddon has chosen Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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194 lbs
22 - 14 - 1 |
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190 lbs
32 - 24 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Anthony Abaddon!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, John Kavanagh and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Abaddon's head but Abaddon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Abaddon is looking to score with low kicks.
A right-left combo lands from Abaddon.
It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Abaddon moves away.
Abaddon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab lands there for Abaddon.
Fuckwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at GTI in the buildup to the fight.
Abaddon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fuckwell throws a series of punches but Abaddon moves out of range.
Abaddon is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Abaddon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fuckwell connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Abaddon defending well as Fuckwell loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell lands with a hook. Abaddon tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fuckwell scores with a jab.
Abaddon misses with a series of wild punches.
Abaddon tries to move into range but Fuckwell moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Abaddon moves out of range.
Abaddon fails to land with a series of punches.
Abaddon closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Fuckwell quickly recovers to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Abaddon thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fuckwell's head.
Fuckwell trying to control here.
Abaddon seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Fuckwell does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Fuckwell is looking to escape.
Abaddon is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Abaddon thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fuckwell is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Fuckwell is refusing to be controlled, as Abaddon sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell is looking for a sweep. Abaddon is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuckwell tries to kick Abaddon off but Abaddon keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Abaddon missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Abaddon prevents Fuckwell from standing back up.
Fuckwell trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Abaddon prevents Fuckwell from improving his position.
Abaddon throwing shots but Fuckwell is blocking nicely.
Abaddon thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Fuckwell's head.
Abaddon is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Fuckwell defends it well.
Fuckwell wants to get back to his feet.
Fuckwell wants to control but Abaddon is keeping busy.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Abaddon connects with a solid leg kick.
Abaddon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a shot from downtown. Abaddon moves away and avoids it.
Abaddon feints the counter takedown.
Abaddon throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Abaddon throws a quick inside leg kick.
Abaddon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a looping overhand right but Abaddon ducks down to avoid it.
Fuckwell with a hook.
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
Abaddon ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell cracks a nice hook into Abaddon's ribs.
A jab lands there for Fuckwell.
Fuckwell closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Abaddon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Abaddon takes the fight into the clinch.
Fuckwell breaks from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Abaddon's hands.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Abaddon is out of range.
Abaddon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuckwell throws out the jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Abaddon.
Nice defenses there by Abaddon.
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Abaddon counters with an inside leg kick.
Abaddon tries to land a front kick but Fuckwell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut.
Fuckwell is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fuckwell lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Abaddon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Abaddon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuckwell manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Abaddon with a hook.
Fuckwell takes a jab right on the kisser.
Abaddon wants to slow Fuckwell down by chopping away at his legs.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell moves out of range as Abaddon throws a body kick.
Fuckwell checks a low kick from Abaddon.
Fuckwell scores with a crisp jab that stopped Abaddon in his tracks.
Fuckwell throws an off balance right hand
and Abaddon counters with an inside leg kick.
Fuckwell swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Anthony Abaddon will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Abaddon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Fuckwell misses.
Abaddon drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Fuckwell defends it well.
A punch lands to the side of Fuckwell 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fuckwell is rocked!
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A cross from Fuckwell lands.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Abaddon.
Abaddon throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Abaddon was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuckwell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fuckwell connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Abaddon momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuckwell throws a shot from downtown. Abaddon moves away and avoids it.
Abaddon throws a big shot that misses.
Jab by Abaddon.
Oh Fuckwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut is getting worse.
Some wild striking there from Abaddon.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Abaddon just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Fuckwell has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Anthony Abaddon!
Anthony Abaddon bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Eyeonly Fuckwell spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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hype
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