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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurko Tyrma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Sparrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sparrow is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by He's a Pirate . Jack Sparrow acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kurko Tyrma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Sparrow!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyrma throws the left hand but Sparrow avoids the punch easily.
Tyrma lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sparrow circles away quickly and effectively.
Tyrma throws a jab but it's blocked by Sparrow.
Tyrma slips a straight right by Sparrow.
Sparrow misses the jab.
Sparrow misses with a hook
letting Tyrma counter with a right hand.
Sparrow throws a looping overhand right but Tyrma ducks down to avoid it.
Tyrma throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sparrow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sparrow takes a swing at Tyrma's ribcage but misses.
Sparrow bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A slow jab from Sparrow misses its intended target.
Sparrow throws an off balance right hand
and Tyrma counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyrma looks to throw the jab but Sparrow is out of range.
Sparrow avoids the body shot from Tyrma.
Sparrow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sparrow throws out a loose jab but Tyrma uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sparrow avoids the body shot from Tyrma.
Sparrow throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tyrma sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sparrow lands with a shot to the body.
Sparrow looks to land a right hand but Tyrma moved out of range.
Sparrow lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Sparrow moves out of range as Tyrma strikes.
Sparrow on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jack Sparrow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyrma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sparrow.
Sparrow takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sparrow cracks a nice hook into Tyrma's ribs.
A left and a right from Sparrow both land. Nice combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tyrma looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sparrow misses with a body punch
and Sparrow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sparrow fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sparrow fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sparrow scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sparrow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tyrma moves away.
Sparrow misses with an uppercut. Tyrma saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sparrow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tyrma.
A countering left hand to the body from Sparrow misses.
Sparrow takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sparrow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyrma throws out the jab.
Tyrma slips a straight right by Sparrow.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Sparrow!
Tyrma walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A slow jab from Tyrma misses its intended target.
Tyrma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sparrow manages to avoid it.
Tyrma throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sparrow misses with a looping right.
Sparrow misses with a combination
and Tyrma counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tyrma avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sparrow misses with a hook
and Tyrma counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sparrow digs a good body shot into Tyrma's ribs.
Sparrow missing with a left hand there. Tyrma was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sparrow misses with a left hand
and Sparrow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sparrow looks to land a left hand but Tyrma moved out of range nicely.
Tyrma throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tyrma slips under a jab.
Sparrow looks to throw the jab but Tyrma is out of range.
Tyrma needs to keep his hands up - Sparrow had a free shot at his head there.
Sparrow swings widly with a right hand
and Tyrma counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Sparrow dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Tyrma ducks under a wild hook from Sparrow.
Tyrma misses with a body shot.
Sparrow swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sparrow throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tyrma counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sparrow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sparrow throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyrma lands a nice hook to Sparrow's body. Sparrow takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sparrow listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Sparrow misses with a body shot
and Tyrma makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tyrma throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sparrow fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyrma manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from Tyrma misses its intended target.
Tyrma looks to land a combination. Sparrow sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A shot to the body from Sparrow misses
and Tyrma counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparrow lands with a cross.
Tyrma misses with a straight right.
Sparrow throws a lazy right hand but Tyrma sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tyrma lands a nice hook to Sparrow's body. Sparrow takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sparrow throws a big shot that misses.
A jab from Sparrow misses.
Tyrma scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Tyrma fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Tyrma throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sparrow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Tyrma lands a slapping body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Tyrma. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tyrma.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sparrow bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sparrow ducks under a wild hook from Tyrma.
Sparrow looks to land a combination but Tyrma avoids it well.
Tyrma is looking for a counter combo.
Sparrow fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tyrma looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tyrma defending well as Sparrow loads up on a big left hand.
Sparrow takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Sparrow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sparrow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sparrow will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tyrma throws a looping overhand right but Sparrow ducks down to avoid it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sparrow! But no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sparrow throws a sloppy body shot
and Sparrow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sparrow slips a jab from Tyrma.
Tyrma will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sparrow takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tyrma misses with a hook.
Tyrma cracks Sparrow with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Sparrow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tyrma throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sparrow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparrow misses with a hook
and Tyrma counters with a left to the body.
Sparrow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tyrma moves away.
Tyrma misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tyrma with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sparrow to score with a decent uppercut.
Sparrow swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tyrma tests Sparrow's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyrma uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sparrow.
Sparrow avoids the body shot from Tyrma.
Tyrma swings for the body but Sparrow moves out of range.
Sparrow is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Tyrma with a body shot.
Sparrow misses with a hook.
Sparrow uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tyrma.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kurko Tyrma dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Sparrow wants to clinch up but Tyrma keeps it at a distance.
Sparrow on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sparrow throws an off balance right hand
and Tyrma makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sparrow swings widly with a right hand
and Tyrma makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A jab from Tyrma does it's job there.
Tyrma feints a jab promting Sparrow to slip. Tyrma then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Sparrow slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Sparrow jabs at Tyrma's body.
Sparrow throws a lazy uppercut
and Tyrma counters with a nice right hand that sends Sparrow toppling to the canvas! Sparrow scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Tyrma finish him?!
Sparrow is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tyrma fails to land with a series of punches.
Sparrow is still on wobbly legs! Can Tyrma finish him?
Tyrma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sparrow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyrma blocks a jab.
Sparrow seems to have recovered his senses.
Sparrow misses with a hook. Tyrma ducked under it nicely.
It looked like Tyrma was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Sparrow.
Sparrow misses with a straight right.
Sparrow has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Good exchange - Tyrma coming out on top.
Tyrma slips under a jab.
It looks like Tyrma has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Sparrow misses with a body shot.
Tyrma fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyrma misses the target.
Tyrma takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sparrow thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tyrma circles away from the clinch attempt
and Tyrma counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyrma scores with a sloppy right hand. Sparrow should have avoided that one.
Sparrow uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyrma.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Sparrow! But no joy.
Sparrow throws a lazy right hand but Tyrma sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tyrma is looking to counter punch.
Tyrma cracks Sparrow with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Sparrow looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tyrma finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sparrow thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tyrma fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sparrow swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Tyrma swings widly with a right hand
and Sparrow counters with a stiff right hand.
Tyrma misses with a wild body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyrma avoids the body shot from Sparrow.
Tyrma appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tyrma throws a jab when Sparrow was well out of range.
Tyrma misses with a few strikes there.
Tyrma defending well as Sparrow loads up on a big left hand.
Tyrma was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Sparrow uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tyrma.
Sparrow is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Tyrma with a body shot.
Tyrma with a hook.
Tyrma ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Tyrma misses the target.
Sparrow connects with a single shot there.
Kurko Tyrma is winning the standup battle so far.
Sparrow throws a lazy uppercut
and Tyrma cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparrow throws a body shot but no joy.
Tyrma misses the jab.
Sparrow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sparrow throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tyrma counters with a one-two to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sparrow tries to clinch but Tyrma is having none of it.
Sparrow feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tyrmas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sparrow swings for the body but Tyrma moves out of range.
Sparrow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tyrma throws a jab when Sparrow was well out of range.
Sparrow avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tyrma misses with a wild body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Kurko Tyrma showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tyrma has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kurko Tyrma!
A relieved looking Kurko Tyrma thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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