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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alex Graves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen comes to the cage accompanied by Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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210 lbs
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212 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Good takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Alex Graves!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Graves shoots in for a double leg but Cartmen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Cartmen feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Cartmen misses with a body kick.
Cartmen throws a head kick but Graves moves out of range.
Graves shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Cartmen napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Cartmen manages to work his way to half guard, despite Graves's best efforts.
Graves is looking for a kimura here.
Graves is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cartmen is just riding it out for now. Graves eventually gives up the hold.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen trying to control but Graves postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen is looking for a sweep. Graves is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Graves is thwarting Cartmen's attempts to control the position.
Cartmen regains full guard. Nicely done.
Graves is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Cartmen managing to control the position.
Cartmen is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartmen managing to control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Graves stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartmen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Graves is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Cartmen is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Cartmen has escaped and now he's on top!
Cartmen wants to pass the guard but Graves is keeping the position.
Graves is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Cartmen pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Graves is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen pushing down on Graves's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Graves looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Graves wants to improve his position but Cartmen is controlling well.
Cartmen sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Cartmen trying to control the action but Graves is working from the bottom.
Graves is looking to get back to full guard here but Cartmen has managed to pass to side control instead.
Graves is looking to regain half guard here but Cartmen keeps moving and retains side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen wants to control but Graves is keeping him busy.
Graves is looking to regain half guard here but Cartmen keeps moving and retains side control.
Cartmen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Graves keeps working.
Graves is looking for a sweep.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cartmen tries to advance to mount but can't.
Graves is not content to let Cartmen control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Eric Cartmen will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Graves shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Graves takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Graves takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartmen lands with a nice body punch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cartmen.
Graves avoids the head kick by Cartmen.
Graves with a poor takedown
and Cartmen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Graves crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Cartmen - the referee stops the clock and Graves gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Cartmen. Graves manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Graves is breathing heavily.
Cartmen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Graves if he has to take too many more of those.
Cartmen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Graves takes a step back to recover.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Graves on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Cartmen connects with a looping right hand.
Cartmen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Graves's sensitive parts.
Cartmen throws a front kick that sends Graves stumbling back into the cage.
Cartmen scoring well with a low kick there.
Cartmen throws a leg kick which misses Graves's front leg but catches the back leg as Graves tries to avoid it.
Cartmen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Graves can do to turn this around?
Cartmen lands a nice shot to the body.
Cartmen lands with a nice body kick.
Eric Cartmen is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen with a nice cross.
It looks like Alex Graves has been cut.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cartmen - that will leave a mark!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters circle, before Cartmen throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Graves's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Cartmen lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Eric Cartmen!
During a confident post fight interview, Eric Cartmen thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Alex Graves had this to say: 'No way, no way. That crap was stopped too soon!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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