PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Slenderman Creeper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lazzaro Lorenzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slenderman Creeper could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lazzaro Lorenzo's chin.

Creeper
vs
Lorenzo

170 cm
23
158 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

189 cm
26
163 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slenderman Creeper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lazzaro Lorenzo!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Felipe Paraventi and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lorenzo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Lorenzo.

Lorenzo gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Lorenzo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Creeper can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Creeper slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Creeper with a flurry of punches that miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lorenzo looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Creeper sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creeper throwing strikes from guard but Lorenzo blocks nicely.
Lorenzo has Creeper pulled in close to control his posture.
Lorenzo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Creeper slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Lorenzo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Lorenzo is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Creeper is aware though and is defending well.

Lorenzo is working an open guard so Creeper takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Lorenzo gets tackled into the cage by Creeper. Creeper maintains the clinch.

Creeper jumps into guard, dragging Lorenzo to the mat.
Lorenzo stops Creeper from standing up.
Lorenzo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Lorenzo missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Creeper looking for a sweep. Not yet Creeper, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lorenzo trying to control but Creeper is working from the bottom.
Creeper pulls Lorenzo in close to prevent any damage.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lorenzo cracks the inside of Creeper's front leg.
Nice takedown defense from Creeper. No joy for Lorenzo on that attempt.

Creeper moves into the clinch successfully.
Lorenzo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lorenzo is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Creeper is trying to pull guard but Lorenzo has him pressed against the cage.
Creeper is trying to pull guard but Lorenzo turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Creeper tries to break the clinch but Lorenzo is controlling the position.
Creeper lands a right hand.
Lorenzo misses with the head strike.
Lorenzo working aggressively here.
Lorenzo has a couple of punches blocked by Creeper.
A short uppercut from Creeper.

Creeper gets a trip takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lorenzo avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Creeper.
Lorenzo is trying to maintain the position but Creeper is very close to passing his half guard.
Creeper prevents Lorenzo from improving his position.
Creeper wants to pass the guard but Lorenzo is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Creeper looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slenderman Creeper dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Lorenzo keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Creeper shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Lorenzo manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

Lorenzo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Creeper defends it easily.
Creeper trying to control the position from guard on top but Lorenzo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Lorenzo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Creeper defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lorenzo throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creeper content to stall in guard here.

Creeper got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lorenzo has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Creeper has managed to get both his arms back between Lorenzo's legs - danger averted.
Creeper engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Lorenzo working for a triangle but Creeper defends it easily.

Lorenzo looking for a guillotine here but Creeper defends easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Creeper postures up in Lorenzo's guard and throws a big left but Lorenzo blocks it.

Creeper stands up from Lorenzo's guard - Creeper perhaps looking for a knockout.

Creeper shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Creeper was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Lorenzo is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lorenzo looking for a sweep but Creeper has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Lorenzo keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Creeper throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Lorenzo because Creeper loaded up on that one.
Creeper punching from mount but Lorenzo doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Lorenzo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Slenderman Creeper overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Creeper trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Lorenzo is trying to escape the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Creeper throws some wild stikes that Lorenzo manages to avoid easily.
Lorenzo is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Creeper takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Lorenzo tries to hold on but Creeper postures up.
Lorenzo might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Creeper haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lorenzo working to try and regain half guard.
Lorenzo is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slenderman Creeper dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Creeper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lorenzo.
Lorenzo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Creeper's calf.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Creeper.
Lorenzo is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Creeper trying to control from half guard but Lorenzo is working away.
Creeper is thwarting Lorenzo's attempts to control the position.

Creeper decides to stand and escape the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lorenzo plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Creeper throws a right and a left that Lorenzo avoids nicely.
Creeper looks to land a combination. Lorenzo sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lorenzo throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Creeper to counter with a crisp jab.

Creeper rushes Lorenzo and presses him up against the cage.
Creeper lands with a light punch inside.

Lorenzo is rocked!
Creeper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Lorenzo backwards.
Lorenzo is still on wobbly legs! Can Creeper finish him?

Creeper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Creeper cracks Lorenzo with a hook to the temple - Lorenzo is on wobbly legs here! Creeper swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Lorenzo falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Creeper wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Slenderman Creeper!
Slenderman Creeper decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.