PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). He arrived on a last minute flight shortly after looking tired and unhappy. Officials decided the fight should still take place, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Johnson and Kim Jong Un. Jong Un has chosen Aegukka as his entrance music. Dick Johnson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Johnson
vs
Jong Un

225 cm
18
255 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

186 cm
18
260 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Good chin

Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dick Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Russell Pearce and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un stuns Johnson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Johnson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jong Un swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jong Un lands a jab to the nose.
Johnson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jong Un misses with a body shot
and Johnson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jong Un tries to clinch but Johnson moves away
and Johnson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jong Un swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jong Un takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jong Un avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Johnson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jong Un throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Jong Un misses with a hook.
Johnson is looking to counter punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jong Un.
Jong Un closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jong Un misses the shot to the body.
As Jong Un tries to get set, Johnson tries to push him back and clinch up but Jong Un manages to avoid the attempt.
Johnson misses with a straight left.
Johnson misses with a wild body shot.
Johnson scores with a shot to the body.
Good shot there by Jong Un.
Jong Un moves out of range of the strikes.
Johnson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jong Un avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johnson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A slow jab from Jong Un misses its intended target.
Johnson is looking to counter the offense by Jong Un and move into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un tries to close the distance and clinch but Johnson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Johnson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jong Un.
Jong Un takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jong Un.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jong Un fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Jong Un fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Johnson manages to avoid it.
Jong Un dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A big right from Jong Un misses.
Johnson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jong Un scores with a punch to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jong Un connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Johnson to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Jong Un!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kim Jong Un!