PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Short Stuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonard Christopher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stuff's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, High aggro damage/kicks. Christopher has chosen LA Beast Official Theme as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stuff
vs
Christopher

225 cm
26
270 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

185 cm
28
265 lbs
17 - 10 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Short Stuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Leonard Christopher!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Steve Erwin and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch lands to the side of Stuff 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Stuff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christopher.
Christopher throws a lazy right hand but Stuff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stuff lands a jab.
Stuff really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stuff misses with a head kick.
Stuff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Stuff throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Christopher sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stuff looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Stuff looks for the body kick but Christopher saw that one coming.
Christopher is looking for the big counter here.
Christopher misses with an uppercut
and Stuff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stuff tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Christopher is able to avoid easily.
Stuff checks a leg kick nicely.
Christopher tries to bum rush Stuff with a series of wild strikes but Stuff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stuff looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Stuff slips a straight right by Christopher.
Christopher takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stuff throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christopher checks the leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Stuff lands an impressive looking overhand right. Christopher doesn't seem phased though.
Stuff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Short Stuff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stuff misses with a body punch
enabling Christopher to counter with a crisp jab.
Christopher misses with the combination.
Christopher misses the jab.
Christopher scores with a three punch combo!
Stuff throws an overhand right that lands on Christopher's shoulder, as Christopher tries to avoid the shot.
Stuff misses with a lunging right hand

and Christopher counters with a crisp right hand that drops Stuff! Christopher lets Stuff back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Stuff is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christopher looks to throw the jab but Stuff is out of range.
Christopher's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stuff connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Christopher scrambles back to his feet.
Christopher takes one to the side of the head.
Christopher moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stuff tries to land a front kick but Christopher steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Christopher moves out of range of the body kick.
Christopher is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Donk. Stuff catches Christopher right on the button with a cross.
Christopher misses with a two punch combination.
Christopher takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Christopher takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Christopher misses the jab.
As Christopher backs away, Stuff returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Leonard Christopher is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Christopher misses the shot to the body.
Stuff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Stuff throws a leg kick which misses Christopher's front leg but catches the back leg as Christopher tries to avoid it.
Stuff delivers a nice body kick.
Stuff shoots in for a takedown but Christopher shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
As Stuff backs off Christopher throws a huge counter combo but Stuff manages to avoid it all.
Christopher throws the left hand but Stuff avoids the punch easily.
A jab from Stuff does it's job there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christopher misses with a few strikes there.
Good standup being displayed there by Stuff as he connects with a hook.
Christopher throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stuff.

Oooooh!!! Christopher has knocked Stuff down with a huge combo! Christopher steps away and waves a wobbly Stuff back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Oh Stuff is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like Short Stuff has been cut.
Stuff lands a high kick!
Stuff seems to have got his legs back now.
Stuff is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stuff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stuff works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Stuff is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A clash of legs there as Stuff blocks the low kick.
Stuff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Christopher throws a lazy right hand but Stuff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christopher is looking to score with low kicks.
Stuff thows a body kick. Christopher tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Stuff scores with a push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stuff tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Christopher misses with a low kick.
Christopher moves forwards but Stuff connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Stuff feints and then cracks Christopher's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Christopher down.
Stuff lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Stuff throws a hook to the side of Christopher's head but Christopher sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Christopher misses with a two punch combination.
Stuff takes one to the chin there.
Stuff scores with a spinning back kick!
Stuff thuds his right hand into Christopher's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A slapping body kick lands there for Stuff.
A nice inside leg kick there by Stuff. That's going to slow Christopher down.
Stuff throws a head kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Short Stuff will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Short Stuff's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Stuff goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Leonard Christopher is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stuff misses with a head kick.
Christopher is looking for the big counter here.
Christopher moves out of range as Stuff strikes.
Stuff lands with a thumping leg kick.

Christopher sends Stuff crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Christopher is motioning to the referee to let Stuff up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
An inside leg kick from Stuff misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Christopher misses with an uppercut.
Stuff throws a head kick that half lands.
Stuff looks to land a left hand but Christopher moved out of range nicely.
Christopher walks into a jab.
Christopher looks to land a left hand but Stuff moved out of range nicely.
Stuff tried to counter with a leg kick but Christopher avoided it.
Stuff ducks under a wild hook from Christopher.
The crowd cheers as Stuff lands an impressive looking overhand right. Christopher doesn't seem phased though.
Stuff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christopher lands a jab to Stuff's midsection.
Sloppy strikes from Christopher. Those never looked like landing.
As Christopher looks to move away, Stuff throws a big counter combo bu Christopher just gets out of the way.
Stuff looks to throw the jab but Christopher is out of range.
Stuff throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Christopher slips a straight right by Stuff.
Short Stuff is winning the standup battle so far.
Stuff throws a leg kick which misses Christopher's front leg but catches the back leg as Christopher tries to avoid it.
Christopher misses with a looping left.
Stuff went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Stuff moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Stuff misses with a hook. Christopher ducked under it nicely.
Christopher is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Stuff tried to score with a low kick but Christopher checks it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Stuff.
Stuff misses with a body kick.
Christopher throws a right and a left that Stuff avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stuff connects with a leg kick. Christopher looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Christopher checks a leg kick nicely.
Christopher looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Christopher. That's going to slow Stuff down.
Stuff walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Christopher checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Stuff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Christopher.
Stuff plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Stuff pushes Christopher away with a front kick.
Christopher dodges the punch combination from Stuff.
A telegraphed right hand from Christopher misses the target.
Stuff is looking to land body kicks.
Christopher lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stuff at a distance.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stuff jabs at Christopher's body.
Christopher defending well as Stuff loads up on a big left hand.
And Christopher tries to counter it with a takedown but Stuff pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Christopher scores with a nice head shot.
Christopher throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stuff counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Christopher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Christopher might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Stuff has got the better of the exchanges.
and Christopher counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Stuff! He's just covering up as Christopher starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leonard Christopher!
The defeated Short Stuff had this to say: 'Maybe he got lucky. But probably I took a dive'.