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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Giuseppe Maldini (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's entrance music is All Within My Hands. A fine choice. Maldini is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Just one cornetto. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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283 lbs
22 - 15 - 0 |
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275 lbs
16 - 11 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Giuseppe Maldini!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Maldini circles away from the clinch attempt.
Maldini blocks a jab.
Maldini pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Maldini throws a head kick but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Maldini fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cartman tries to clinch but Maldini is having none of it.
Maldini is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Maldini paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Maldini moves out of range as Cartman throws a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman thumps Maldini with a low kick.
Maldini throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cartman staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Cartman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Maldini. Maldini circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Maldini lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman thumps Maldini with a low kick.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman tries to clinch but Maldini moves out of range.
Cartman blocks the body kick.
Cartman throws a shot from downtown. Maldini moves away and avoids it.
Cartman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Maldini's head.
Cartman tries to clinch but Maldini moves out of range.
Cartman moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A head kick misses from Maldini.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Maldini pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Maldini takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cartman has managed to clinch.
A body shot lands from Cartman.
Cartman can't find room to land a body shot as Maldini controls the action.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman misses with a body punch.
Cartman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Maldini's efforts to push away.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Maldini.
Cartman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Maldini blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Maldini blocks the elbow strike.
Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Maldini backwards.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Maldini.
Cartman struggles to land a body shot inside as Maldini controls his hands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
Maldini tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage.
Maldini blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Maldini takes an elbow to the temple.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Maldini.
Maldini avoids the elbow strike from Cartman, against the cage.
Maldini breaks the clinch.
Maldini avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Maldini raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Cartman has Maldini up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman has Maldini pressed against the cage, preventing Maldini from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cartman is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cartman throws an elbow but misses.
Our sources have told us that Cartman has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cartman.
Maldini has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Maldini manages to break the clinch.
Maldini slips a jab from Cartman.
Cartman looks to clinch
and Maldini cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cartman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman throws a head kick that misses.
Maldini appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cartman tries to clinch but Maldini is having none of it.
Maldini avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Maldini throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Cartman moves away from the strike by Maldini.
Cartman tries to clinch but Maldini moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Maldini lands a brutal head kick. Cartman looks out on his feet and Maldini throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Giuseppe Maldini!
Post fight, an emotional Giuseppe Maldini said 'Another win thats 3 in a row MENTOR get the champ in this cage so i can hand him his ass.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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