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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chet Lamare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Don't Stop Believing. Lamare comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Opeth kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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150 lbs
1 - 23 - 0 |
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175 cm
23
147 lbs
10 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chet Lamare!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lamare.
Lamare moves into range and clinches up with Falwell.
Lamare lands an elbow inside that Falwell shrugs off.
Lamare lands an elbow just above Falwell 's eye.
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Lamare lands an elbow that stopped Falwell in his tracks for a moment.
Knees in the clinch landing for Lamare.
Falwell is breathing heavily.
Lamare lands an elbow inside.
Lamare comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Falwell takes an elbow to the forehead.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lamare.
Falwell is rocked!
Lamare lands a nice elbow.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short right from Lamare on the inside.
Lamare pushes Falwell against the cage. Lamare is working some dirty boxing. Lamare pushes off with a quick right hook! Falwell goes down! Falwell tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Lamare moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chet Lamare!
After the fight, Chet Lamare was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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