PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Marlon Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griffin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, "Don't Waste My Time" by Jim Johnston. Marlon Griffin has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Griffin
vs
Ferguson

177 cm
27
135 lbs
1 - 10 - 1

168 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marlon Griffin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griffin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ferguson.
Griffin looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Ferguson throws a body shot but no joy.
Ferguson lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Ferguson throws out a loose jab but Griffin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Griffin walks into a straight right hand from Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Griffin was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
We've been told by Griffin's head coaches at Cozad MMA Los Angeles that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Ferguson misses the jab.
Griffin is looking to counter the offense by Ferguson and move into the clinch.
Ferguson connects with a body shot.
Ferguson connects with a body shot that sends Griffin's belly button to the back.
Griffin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ferguson with a nice cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson scores with a shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Griffin takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Griffin.
Griffin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Griffin tries to clinch up.
Ferguson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ferguson lands a nice looking body shot.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Griffin in his tracks.

Griffin is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Griffin drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Ferguson swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Griffin's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
After the fight, Turd Ferguson was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
The defeated Marlon Griffin had this to say: 'The miracle is comin!'.