PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Budak Poyo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Themutha Fuckar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Poyo
vs
Fuckar

180 cm
25
152 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
150 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Inexperienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Budak Poyo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Themutha Fuckar!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckar closes the distance and clinches up with Poyo, looking for a takedown. Fuckar pushes Poyo against the cage but Poyo circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Poyo clinches up against the cage.
Poyo avoiding damage.
Fuckar is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Poyo turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Poyo manages to end up in side control.
Poyo working away.
Fuckar being controlled for a moment.
Fuckar taking punishment in the form of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poyo moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Poyo throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckar wants to control but Poyo postures up.
Poyo working the head with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Poyo cracks Fuckar with a big right hand but Fuckar just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Poyo lands a nice forearm strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Poyo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Fuckar keeps working.
Fuckar is looking to reverse the position.
Poyo lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Fuckar down.
Fuckar takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

Fuckar is rocked!
Poyo cracks Fuckar with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Fuckar is still in real trouble! Can Poyo finish him?
You can see the frustration on Fuckar's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Poyo lands a nice forearm strike.
Poyo lands some shots froms side control.
Fuckar is trying to get back to half guard.
Poyo working the body and head with strikes.
Poyo scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Fuckar is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Poyo can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Budak Poyo!