PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Comcast Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pate Petos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pate Petos has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Comcast Guy's chin.

Guy
vs
Petos

189 cm
26
270 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

199 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent elbows
Very quick

Dangerous knees
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comcast Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pate Petos!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Santiago Holmes and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Petos misses with an attempted mid kick.
Guy is looking to counter punch.
Petos walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Guy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Petos is looking to clinch but Guy is avoiding it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Petos checks a leg kick.
Guy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Petos throws a head kick but Guy moves out of range.
Pate Petos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Guy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Petos in his tracks.
Guy lands a lovely overhand right.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Petos.
Petos pivots, looking for a leg kick but Guy is out of range and Petos settles back down.
Guy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Guy throws a quick inside leg kick.
Petos throws a low kick but Guy moves out of range easily.
Guy looks to land a left hand but Petos moved out of range nicely.
Petos takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Petos connects with a looping right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Petos on the side of the head.
Petos has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Petos pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Guy listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Petos.

Guy tries to keep at a distance but Petos has taken the fight into the clinch.
Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Petos.
Guy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Guy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Petos backwards.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Petos.
Petos pushes Guy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Guy.
Petos with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Guy creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Petos crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Petos is trying to counter with his kicks.
Petos throws a nice inside leg kick.
Petos walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! Petos is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Comcast Guy!
An out of breath Comcast Guy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.