PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Shane Myler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rafiki WhoHitYou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). WhoHitYou has chosen Age of Heroes as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Myler
vs
WhoHitYou

182 cm
19
190 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

185 cm
23
201 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Shane Myler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rafiki WhoHitYou!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Russell Pearce and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Myler.
Shane Myler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
WhoHitYou lands with a straight right. Myler didn't see that one coming.
Myler throws a push kick but WhoHitYou slaps the foot to one side.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts WhoHitYou, as that shot connected.
Myler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
WhoHitYou throws a right and a left that Myler avoids nicely.
WhoHitYou pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Myler moves away from the strike by WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou's corner calls for a 1-2. WhoHitYou obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Myler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Myler slips under a jab from WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou throws a body punch but Myler moves out of range.
Myler looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
WhoHitYou misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
WhoHitYou blocks a low kick nicely.
WhoHitYou lands a lovely overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
WhoHitYou misses with a hook. Myler ducked under it nicely.
WhoHitYou throws a lazy right hand but Myler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Myler throws a head kick but WhoHitYou moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Myler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Myler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Myler wants to land a leg kick but WhoHitYou is out of range.
WhoHitYou scores with a body shot.
Myler blocks a jab.
WhoHitYou might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A head kick misses from Myler.
WhoHitYou is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
WhoHitYou plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Myler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
WhoHitYou with a jab.
Myler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A slow jab from WhoHitYou misses its intended target.
Myler motions for WhoHitYou to come forward. Myler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Myler.
Myler tried to score with a low kick but WhoHitYou checks it.
Myler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
WhoHitYou keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Myler looks for the body kick but WhoHitYou saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou throws a jab but it's blocked by Myler.
Myler throws a leg kick
and Myler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
WhoHitYou dips to his left and cracks Myler with an uppercut!
A low kick from Myler misses
enabling WhoHitYou to counter with a crisp jab.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou throws a head kick but Myler moves out of range.
WhoHitYou feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Mylers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
WhoHitYou takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Rafiki WhoHitYou has been cut.
Myler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from WhoHitYou.

Myler lands a big head kick that sends WhoHitYou tumbling to the mat! Myler takes a step backwards and waves WhoHitYou back to his feet - he wants the finish!

WhoHitYou is rocked!
Myler tries a head kick but it misses.
WhoHitYou is still on wobbly legs! Can Myler finish him?
WhoHitYou tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Myler was well out of range. Poor timing from WhoHitYou.
Myler misses with a low kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Myler, right into the meat.
Myler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
WhoHitYou misses with a looping right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Myler. That's going to slow WhoHitYou down.
WhoHitYou seems to have recovered his senses.
Good shot there by WhoHitYou.
Myler motions for WhoHitYou to come forward. Myler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Myler tries a head kick but it misses.
Myler attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
WhoHitYou misses with a hook.
WhoHitYou getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Myler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
WhoHitYou has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Myler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
WhoHitYou swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A punch lands to the side of Myler 's head but he takes it in his stride.
WhoHitYou misses with a looping right.
Myler staying out of range there.
Myler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick misses from Myler.
Despite the aggression on WhoHitYou's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Some bone on bone action there as WhoHitYou checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Myler plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Myler throws a chopping leg kick but WhoHitYou manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
WhoHitYou uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Myler tries a head kick but it misses.
WhoHitYou only half commits to the counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Danga de danga de dang - WhoHitYou scores with a four punch combination!
WhoHitYou looks to score with a jab to the body but Myler is just out of range.
WhoHitYou misses with a wild combination.
Myler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
WhoHitYou throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Myler looks to land a body kick but WhoHitYou moved away.
Myler misses with an attempted mid kick.
A little jabbing left from WhoHitYou on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
WhoHitYou is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Myler had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Myler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and WhoHitYou connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Myler scrambles back to his feet.
WhoHitYou fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Myler throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Myler.
WhoHitYou lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Myler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Myler misses with a body kick.
Myler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rafiki WhoHitYou dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rafiki WhoHitYou's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

WhoHitYou looks to land a right hand but Myler moved out of range.
WhoHitYou misses with a few strikes there.
Myler fires out a quick counter leg kick but WhoHitYou just manages to avoid it.
WhoHitYou misses with a straight right.
An inside leg kick from Myler misses.
Myler slips under a jab.
Myler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Myler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from WhoHitYou! But no joy.
WhoHitYou avoids a kick to the body.
Myler is looking to slow WhoHitYou down with leg kicks.
Myler wants to land a leg kick but WhoHitYou is out of range.
Myler throws a wild body kick that WhoHitYou sees coming a mile off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A thudding body kick lands there by Myler!
WhoHitYou missing with a left hand there. Myler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Myler scores with a leg kick.
WhoHitYou misses with a double jab
and Myler counters with a nice leg kick.
Myler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rafiki WhoHitYou seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WhoHitYou looks to land a combination. Myler sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
WhoHitYou moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Rafiki WhoHitYou is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
WhoHitYou avoids the head kick by Myler.
Myler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Myler throws a leg kick that is checked
and WhoHitYou counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Myler looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
WhoHitYou catches Myler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
WhoHitYou throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Myler feinted there with a counter leg kick.
WhoHitYou has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Myler.
WhoHitYou thows a left - swing and a miss!
A solid leg kick lands there for Myler.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Myler is looking to land body kicks.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from WhoHitYou in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
WhoHitYou lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
WhoHitYou misses with a looping right.
Good work by WhoHitYou as he checks the leg kick.
WhoHitYou tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Myler was well out of range. Poor timing from WhoHitYou.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Myler.
WhoHitYou feints a jab promting Myler to slip. WhoHitYou then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Myler slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
A jab from WhoHitYou misses.
Myler slips under a jab from WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou cracks Myler with an open hand slap.
A good leg kick by Myler.
WhoHitYou fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Myler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
WhoHitYou throws a body punch but Myler moves out of range.
Myler lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
WhoHitYou's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and WhoHitYou duly obliges.
A good leg kick by Myler.
WhoHitYou tests Myler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Myler throws a front kick aimed at WhoHitYou's knee but WhoHitYou avoids it well.
Myler lands with a kick to the temple. WhoHitYou shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Myler looks to land a body kick but WhoHitYou moved away.
Myler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Myler scores with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Myler throws a leg kick
and Myler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Myler throws a sloppy head kick and WhoHitYou moves out of range easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
WhoHitYou blocks a leg kick.
WhoHitYou scores with a jab to the head.
Myler wants to land a leg kick but WhoHitYou is out of range.
WhoHitYou looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Myler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from WhoHitYou.
Myler slips a jab and a cross from WhoHitYou.
Myler half committed to a counter leg kick.
Myler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Myler throws a head kick but WhoHitYou moves out of range.
Myler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Myler slips under a jab from WhoHitYou.
Myler avoids the body shot from WhoHitYou.
Myler slips a straight right by WhoHitYou.
Myler defending well as WhoHitYou loads up on a big left hand.
Myler misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from WhoHitYou.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
WhoHitYou avoids the head kick by Myler.
Myler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on WhoHitYou. That did some damage!
WhoHitYou throws out a loose jab but Myler uses good head movement to avoid it.
WhoHitYou catches Myler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Myler throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Myler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from WhoHitYou.
Myler motions for WhoHitYou to come forward. Myler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Myler throws out a leg kick but WhoHitYou moves out of range and Myler only half commits.
A head kick from Myler lands but WhoHitYou takes it in his stride.
Nice cross by WhoHitYou.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
WhoHitYou misses with a wild body shot.
WhoHitYou clobbers Myler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Myler throws a leg kick that misses.
WhoHitYou takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rafiki WhoHitYou showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rafiki WhoHitYou's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

WhoHitYou works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Myler moves out of range as WhoHitYou throws a body kick.
Myler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
WhoHitYou throws a looping overhand right but Myler ducks down to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Myler. That's going to slow WhoHitYou down.
WhoHitYou looks to throw the jab but Myler is out of range.
Myler throws a sloppy head kick and WhoHitYou moves out of range easily.
WhoHitYou looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
WhoHitYou scores with a one two! Myler had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Myler throws a sloppy head kick and WhoHitYou moves out of range easily.
WhoHitYou misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Myler.
WhoHitYou throws the left hand but Myler avoids the punch easily.
Myler looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A combination from WhoHitYou does no damage.
Myler lands a high kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
WhoHitYou shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Myler eats them both and turns towards WhoHitYou to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Myler moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Myler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
WhoHitYou's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Myler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
WhoHitYou throws an overhand right that lands on Myler's shoulder, as Myler tries to avoid the shot.
WhoHitYou tries to bum rush Myler with a series of wild strikes but Myler uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Myler misses with a low kick.
Myler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Myler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A combination from WhoHitYou does no damage.
Myler throws a quick counter head kick but WhoHitYou was just out of range.
Myler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Myler slips a jab and a cross from WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou scores with a jab to the head.
WhoHitYou just misses with a punch to the body.
Myler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from WhoHitYou.
Myler connects with a leg kick. WhoHitYou looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou avoids the head kick by Myler.
WhoHitYou has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
WhoHitYou throws a hook but Myler avoids it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Myler ducks under a wild hook from WhoHitYou.
WhoHitYou checks the leg kick nicely there.
Myler staying out of range there.
Myler misses with a low kick.
WhoHitYou avoids the head kick by Myler.
WhoHitYou appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Myler.
Myler blocks a jab.
WhoHitYou tries to land a front kick but Myler steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
WhoHitYou's jab looks to have found its range, popping Myler under the eye.
WhoHitYou throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Myler on the side of the head.
Myler takes one to the side of the head.
Myler pivots, looking for a leg kick but WhoHitYou is out of range and Myler settles back down.
WhoHitYou checks a leg kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Myler tries a low kick but WhoHitYou avoids it.
Myler throws a half hearted mid kick.
WhoHitYou appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
WhoHitYou looks to land a combination. Myler sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
WhoHitYou tests Myler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Myler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Myler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
WhoHitYou doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
WhoHitYou connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
WhoHitYou scores with a shot to the body.
WhoHitYou scores with a decent looking hook.
Myler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
WhoHitYou blocks a head kick by Myler.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Myler motions for WhoHitYou to come forward. Myler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
WhoHitYou misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab from WhoHitYou.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
WhoHitYou cracks Myler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
WhoHitYou scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
WhoHitYou throws a lazy head kick
and Myler counters with a leg kick.
Left hook, right uppercut from WhoHitYou.
Myler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from WhoHitYou.
Myler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
WhoHitYou throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Myler moves out of range as WhoHitYou throws a body kick.
Myler throws a head kick but WhoHitYou moves out of range.
Myler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from WhoHitYou.
Nice defenses there by Myler.
Shane Myler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Myler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slapping leg kick lands for Myler.
WhoHitYou throws a body punch but Myler moves out of range.
Myler tried to counter with a leg kick but WhoHitYou avoided it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rafiki WhoHitYou comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well WhoHitYou has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rafiki WhoHitYou!
After the big win, Rafiki WhoHitYou made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Vendetta Supplements 160Q and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.