PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cinder Block (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Cage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Block comes to the cage accompanied by Swamp Thing. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Johnny Cage was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Block
vs
Cage

205 cm
28
262 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

190 cm
21
270 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cinder Block!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Cage!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cage lands a nice looking body kick.
Cage keeps Block at a distance using the push kick.
Cage throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cage throws a body kick that misses
and Block counters with a thumping low kick.
Cage throws a hook but Block avoids it easily.
Block tried to counter with a leg kick but Cage avoided it.
Cage throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Cage just misses with a punch to the body.
Block swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Block uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cage.
Block checks a leg kick.
Block swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Cage drives through and clinches with Block against the cage.
Cage lands a hook that snaps the head of Block backwards.
Cage tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cage tries a body shot but Block blocks it.
Cage throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Blocks head.
Block blocks a body shot from Cage.
A short left from Cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Block is trying to break the clinch but Cage has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cage lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Block backwards.
Block working hard to break the clinch.
Block is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Block breaks the clinch.
Cage stalks Block and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Block's face. Block staggers backwards, shaken.
Block pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cage lets loose with a powerful body kick. Block will feel that in the morning.
Block gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Block misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cage.
A right-left combo lands from Cage.

Cage closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Block can't break the clinch.
Cage scores with a hook to the body.
Block is breathing heavily.
Cage lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cage.
Cage lands with a short shot to the head.
Block wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cage has him pressed against the cage.
Cage works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cage misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cage struggles to land a body shot inside as Block controls his hands.
Block blocking some punches.
Cage fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cage has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Block seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Cage can turn it around.

Block's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cage scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cage staying out of range there.
Block walks into a jab.
Nice body kick from Cage.
Johnny Cage seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Block throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Block swings away with a body shot that misses
and Cage counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cage drops Block with a huge uppercut! Block drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Cage is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Cage!