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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Staph Aureus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Sanus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sanus is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I Have a Dream. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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192 cm
34
275 lbs
21 - 17 - 0 |
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201 cm
22
291 lbs
1 - 5 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Dangerous knees
Experienced |
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Powerful takedowns
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
21 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Staph Aureus! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lou Sanus! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sanus darts in and clinches Aureus up against the cage. Sanus changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Aureus fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Sanus delivers a nice body kick. Sanus closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Aureus's guard. Sanus lying in Aureus's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Aureus decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Sanus taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Staph Aureus! Our winner, Staph Aureus, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. Lou Sanus spoke after the fight, saying 'best 2 of 3?'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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