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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yura Noobert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids comes into the arena with Duke Nukem Quotes! blaring out of the sound system. Yura Noobert has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Duke On Roids's chin.
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210 lbs
27 - 21 - 0 |
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187 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Red Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 21 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke On Roids!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yura Noobert!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
On Roids shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Noobert's guard.
On Roids loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
On Roids postures up.
Noobert looking for a sweep. Not yet Noobert, not yet.
On Roids chips away with some ground and pound.
On Roids throws a big right hand that misses.
Noobert is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Noobert has his foot on On Roids's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. On Roids works his way back into a safe position though.
On Roids wants to stand and escape but instead Noobert has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Noobert prevents On Roids from getting back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids keeping full guard, as Noobert tries to pass.
On Roids wants to stand up but Noobert is controlling him.
On Roids pushes Noobert off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
On Roids connects with a right hand. Noobert shakes it off.
It looks like Yura Noobert has been cut.
On Roids lands with an overhand left.
On Roids throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Noobert.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And Noobert tries to counter it with a takedown but On Roids pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Noobert sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
On Roids slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
On Roids looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
On Roids is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Noobert looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Noobert is trying to control but On Roids passes into side control!
Noobert regains half guard.
On Roids is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noobert is trying to get back to full guard.
Noobert has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Noobert manages to get to full guard.
On Roids trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
On Roids stopping the sweep attempt from Noobert.
Noobert looking to control.
On Roids landing some decent shots from guard.
On Roids is looking to stand up but Noobert won't let him.
On Roids makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noobert has a closed guard, preventing On Roids from standing up.
Noobert working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. On Roids doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. On Roids manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
On Roids has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Noobert is proving hard to escape from.
On Roids trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
On Roids avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Noobert working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. On Roids doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. On Roids manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
On Roids wants to stand but Noobert has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke On Roids dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yura Noobert's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
On Roids jabs at Noobert's body.
Duke On Roids seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
On Roids looking to score a takedown here. Noobert is defending well but On Roids drives through and ends up in Noobert's guard.
On Roids wants to get up but he can't break Noobert's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
On Roids distracts Noobert with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Noobert is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
On Roids working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Noobert's head.
On Roids trying to stand up but can't free himself from Noobert's guard.
On Roids has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On Roids decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
On Roids scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noobert is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. On Roids lands a nice short elbow.
Noobert is trying to control but can't.
On Roids lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Noobert on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. On Roids lands a nice short elbow.
On Roids seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Noobert is looking to improve his position.
On Roids decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
On Roids thows a body kick. Noobert tries to catch it but that hurt him.
On Roids looks to land a combination. Noobert sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Noobert has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by On Roids.
Noobert gets caught napping as On Roids dives in and scores a takedown. Noobert manages to retain guard.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Noobert is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
On Roids working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Noobert has a closed guard, preventing On Roids from standing up.
On Roids stopping the sweep attempt from Noobert.
On Roids trying to control but Noobert is working from the bottom.
Noobert has his foot on On Roids's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. On Roids works his way back into a safe position though.
Duke On Roids overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
On Roids postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
On Roids trying to stand up but can't free himself from Noobert's guard.
On Roids throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Noobert looking for a guillotine here but On Roids defends easily.
On Roids wants to stand and escape but instead Noobert has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Noobert stops On Roids from standing up.
Noobert looking to pass the guard.
Noobert sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed On Roids's guard.
On Roids looks like he's trying to stand up.
Noobert tries to pass the half guard into mount. On Roids knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Noobert is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, On Roids has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids is trying to stand.
Noobert is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Noobert stops On Roids from getting back to his feet.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
On Roids feints a jab promting Noobert to slip. On Roids then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Noobert slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
That has opened up Yura Noobert's cut even more.
Noobert takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Duke On Roids dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yura Noobert's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
On Roids lands with an overhand left.
Duke On Roids is winning the standup battle so far.
On Roids tries to score a power double leg takedown but Noobert sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten On Roids somewhat.
On Roids works Noobert's body with a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Noobert chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before On Roids can pounce on him.
On Roids scores with a nice head shot.
On Roids knocks Noobert to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
That's one minute gone in the round.
On Roids cracks Noobert with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Noobert is rocked!
On Roids stands up and we're back to a striking position.
On Roids scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Noobert is still in real trouble! Can On Roids finish him?
On Roids tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Noobert seems to have recovered his senses.
On Roids is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noobert can do to turn this around?
Noobert is looking to regain half guard here but On Roids keeps moving and retains side control.
On Roids creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Noobert sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
On Roids working Noobert over with strikes.
Noobert trying to control but On Roids postures up.
On Roids tries to stand and escape but Noobert is controlling the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noobert taking some punishment here, with On Roids in his half guard.
On Roids wants to stand but Noobert has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Noobert keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Noobert actively working from the bottom here.
Noobert is trying to defend against the ground and pound but On Roids scores with a couple of nice shots.
Noobert looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
On Roids tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
On Roids prevents Noobert from improving his position.
On Roids stands up and beckons Noobert to join him on the feet.
Noobert gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
On Roids throws a one two combo.
On Roids lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The cut above Yura Noobert's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
On Roids connects with a solid leg kick.
Duke On Roids is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
On Roids scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
That kick from On Roids tenderised Noobert's leg. Noobert is trying to keep his angry face on.
On Roids scores with a one two! Noobert had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
On Roids throws a right and a left that Noobert avoids nicely.
And Noobert tries to counter it with a takedown but On Roids pushes his down on his head and steps out.
On Roids looks to land a combination but Noobert avoids it well.
A jab lands there for On Roids.
On Roids throws out a powerful jab.
On Roids listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Yura Noobert has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
On Roids changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Duke On Roids showed his dominance in that final round.
Well On Roids has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duke On Roids!
After the fight, Duke On Roids was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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hype
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