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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Darth Vader (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BJ Arnold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Darth Vader has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Darth Vader seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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134 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Darth Vader !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, BJ Arnold!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Winston Alpacca and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vader checks a leg kick.
Vader is looking to counter with a body kick.
Vader throws the left hand but Arnold avoids the punch easily.
Vader throws a half hearted mid kick.
Arnold staying out of range there.
Arnold swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Arnold moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Vader lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Vader looks to land a right hand but Arnold moved out of range.
Vader shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Arnold but Arnold pushes him off and we're back to square one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Arnold lands a right hook to the body.
Vader throws a hook but Arnold blocks it.
Vader is looking to land body kicks.
Arnold has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
BJ Arnold is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader avoids the body shot from Arnold.
Vader half committed to a counter leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Arnold.
Vader has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Arnold blocks the body kick.
Arnold misses with a looping left.
Vader has his takedown stuffed
and Vader takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vader pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Arnold doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Arnold just misses with a punch to the body.
Vader ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vader throws a counter high kick but Arnold was just alert enough to avoid it.
Vader looks for the body kick but Arnold saw that one coming.
Arnold throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vader stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vader shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Arnold as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darth Vader . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Arnold moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arnold prevents a body shot from Vader .
Vader misses with a punch on the inside.
Arnold lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Arnold tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vader tries a body shot but Arnold blocks it.
Arnold misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vader misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Arnold.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Arnold struggles to land a body shot inside as Vader controls his hands.
Vader has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Arnold after a bit of a struggle.
Vader goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Vader misses with a hook to the ribs.
Arnold throws a punch but it's blocked by Vader .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arnold tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vader 's elbow.
Vader tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Arnold's elbow.
Arnold throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Vader can't find room to land a body shot as Arnold controls the action.
Vader tries for a takedown. No joy.
Arnold breaks the clinch.
Vader throws a leg kick but Arnold checks it.
Arnold unleashes a big counter combination but Vader bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Arnold misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vader .
Vader throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Vader walks into a stiff left hand from Arnold.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Vader checks a leg kick.
Vader throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Arnold counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Arnold misses the shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arnold closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Vader takes a shot to the head.
Arnold misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vader blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vader tries a body shot but Arnold blocks it.
Arnold tries to land a knee to the head but Vader blocks with his arms.
Arnold lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vader 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Arnold's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Vader tries to move into range but Arnold moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Arnold lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Vader moves out of range of the body kick.
Vader circles away from the clinch attempt.
Vader moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BJ Arnold dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Vader takes a jab right on the kisser.
Vader throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Vader uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Arnold.
A little feinted left hand from Vader on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Arnold digs a good hook to Vader 's body.
A big left from Arnold misses.
A left and a right from Arnold both land. Nice combination.
Arnold swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Vader throws a wild body kick that Arnold sees coming a mile off.
Vader bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Vader pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Vader throws a hook but Arnold blocks it.
Vader looks to throw the jab but Arnold is out of range.
Vader throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Arnold has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Arnold connects with a leg kick. Vader looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Arnold connects with a body shot.
Vader avoids the body shot from Arnold.
Arnold throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vader stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Arnold motions for Vader to come forward. Arnold throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
It appears Vader was looking to counter with a kick there.
Arnold throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Arnold avoids a kick to the body.
Arnold pivots, looking for a leg kick but Vader is out of range and Arnold settles back down.
Arnold looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It appears Vader was looking to counter with a kick there.
Arnold tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Vader is able to avoid easily.
Vader throws a quick counter head kick but Arnold was just out of range.
Arnold scoring well with a low kick there.
Vader avoids the body shot from Arnold.
Vader attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arnold ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Vader jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Vader throws a big shot that misses.
Vader bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Arnold's head.
Vader drives through with a takedown into Arnold's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Vader will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vader lands a couple of elbows.
Arnold has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Vader has passed into side control.
Vader is looking to take a break and control but Arnold is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Arnold tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Arnold can do anything to dispel that myth.
Vader working the ground and pound.
Vader has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Vader is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Arnold can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Vader lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Arnold hang on?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arnold wants to hold on but Vader pushes him away.
Arnold tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Vader with the ground and pound from mount.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Vader cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Arnold tries to lock up and control but Vader gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Vader in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Vader is in the full mount, landing strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Arnold tries to lock up and control but Vader gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Vader landing shots from mount.
Vader punishing his opponent with strikes.
Arnold is looking to improve his position but Vader isn't that keen on the idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Darth Vader dominated that second round.
That's time! Vader 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Arnold is looking to clinch but Vader is avoiding it.
Vader throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Arnold pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Vader tries to counter with a takedown but Arnold is quick to defend against it.
Some wild striking there from Arnold.
Vader lands a head kick!
Vader lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vader throws a body kick that misses.
Vader walks into a straight right hand from Arnold.
Vader closes the distance and clinches up with Arnold, looking for a takedown. Vader pushes Arnold against the cage but Arnold circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Arnold scores with a leg kick.
BJ Arnold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Arnold cracks the inside of Vader 's front leg.
Arnold looks for the body kick but Vader saw that one coming.
Vader on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Vader misses with the body kick
and Arnold counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Vader has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Arnold tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
It looked like Vader wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Arnold looks for the body kick but Vader saw that one coming.
Arnold feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vader s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Vader goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
BJ Arnold seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Arnold buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Vader misses the target.
Arnold looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A shot to the liver by Arnold. Beautiful body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vader misses with a low kick.
Arnold follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Arnold ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vader uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Arnold.
Arnold slips under a jab.
Arnold is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Vader with a body shot.
Vader keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Arnold misses with a leg kick.
Vader fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Arnold manages to avoid it.
Arnold misses with a left hand
and Vader counters with a stiff right hand.
A combination from Arnold does no damage.
Arnold lands with a thumping leg kick.
Arnold takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Arnold is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vader .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arnold looks to score with a jab to the body but Vader is just out of range.
Arnold throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Arnold lands with a good body shot.
Arnold lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Arnold darts in and clinches Vader up against the cage.
BJ Arnold seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Vader tries for a takedown. No joy.
Arnold doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Arnold.
Arnold manages to break the clinch.
Vader has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Arnold.
Vader is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Arnold has managed to clinch.
Arnold lands a shoulder strike.
Arnold working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vader is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Vader misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vader stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Vader misses with the head strike.
Arnold misses with a body punch.
Vader is trying to stall.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Vader .
Vader tries a body shot but Arnold blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BJ Arnold really dominated that round.
That's time! Vader 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Vader avoids a kick to the body.
Vader feinted with a counter takedown.
Arnold lands a leg kick that knocks Vader off balance momentarily.
Vader misses with a body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Vader blocks the leg kick.
Vader throws a nice inside leg kick.
Arnold misses the body punch
and Vader counters with a low kick, right behind Arnold 's knee.
Arnold blocks a leg kick.
Arnold just misses with a punch to the body.
Arnold throws out a leg kick but Vader moves out of range and Arnold only half commits.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vader looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Arnold throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Vader counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Arnold thinking.
Vader showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Arnold.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Arnold checks a leg kick.
Arnold fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Vader checks it well.
Vader pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Arnold scores with a leg kick.
Vader looks to score with a jab to the body but Arnold is just out of range.
Arnold throws a hook to the side of Vader 's head but Vader sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A nice inside leg kick there by Arnold. That's going to slow Vader down.
Vader misses with an attempted mid kick.
Vader takes a swing at Arnold's ribcage but misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Arnold.
Arnold ducks under a wild hook from Vader .
Arnold takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arnold will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Arnold misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Vader counters with a left to the body.
Vader delivers a nice body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vader moves out of range of the body kick.
Arnold throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Arnold tries to move into range but Vader moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Arnold throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Vader missing with a left hand there. Arnold was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Arnold appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Vader looks to land a right hand but Arnold moved out of range.
Vader takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Arnold throws a body kick that misses.
Vader swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Arnold just misses with a punch to the body.
Arnold stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Vader .
Arnold throws a shot from downtown. Vader moves away and avoids it.
Arnold goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Arnold scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Arnold dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vader . That did some damage!
Vader lands a nice looking kick to the body. Arnold takes a step back to recover.
Arnold ducks under a wild hook from Vader .
Vader moves out of range of the strikes.
Arnold swings for the body but Vader moves out of range.
Arnold cracks the inside of Vader 's front leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vader shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Arnold as he avoids it easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Arnold misses.
Vader lands a lovely overhand right.
Vader checks the leg kick.
Vader feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Arnold throws a nice outside leg kick.
Arnold scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Arnold clinches up against the cage.
Vader managing to block the knees to the body from Arnold.
Arnold blocking some punches.
Arnold gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Vader .
Arnold blocks a body shot from Vader .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BJ Arnold dominated that fourth round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Arnold takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Arnold misses with a left hand
and Vader counters with a nice uppercut.
Arnold moves out of range of the body kick from Vader .
The fight stays on the outside here - Arnold looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Arnold connects with an inside leg kick.
Jab by Arnold.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vader checks a leg kick.
Vader throws a head kick but Arnold moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Arnold crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Vader - the referee stops the clock and Arnold gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Vader . Arnold manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Vader ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Arnold moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vader takes one to the chin there.
Arnold keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Arnold throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Vader tries to counter with a takedown but Arnold is quick to defend against it.
Vader throws a wild body kick that Arnold sees coming a mile off.
Arnold works Vader 's body with a nice hook.
Arnold throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Arnold takes a swing at Vader 's ribcage but misses.
Arnold throws a hook but Vader blocks it.
Arnold lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Arnold looks to score with a jab to the body but Vader is just out of range.
Vader jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A solid body kick from Vader .
BJ Arnold is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Vader misses.
Vader throws the kick towards the body but Arnold avoids it.
A low kick from Vader is predictable there
and Arnold counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Arnold defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Vader .
Arnold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Arnold misses with a shot to the body
and Vader counters with a nice double leg into side control. Arnold won't be happy with that.
Darth Vader overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Vader cracks Arnold with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Vader passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Arnold!
BOOM! Vader connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Arnold working to try and regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vader is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Arnold can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Arnold is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Vader lands a heavy elbow.
Vader punishing his opponent with strikes.
Vader lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Arnold hang on?
Vader landing strikes from the mount and Arnold is in trouble!
Arnold tries to hold on but Vader pushes him away.
Vader working the ground and pound effectively.
Darth Vader has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arnold wants to control but Vader is having none of it.
Vader scoring with strikes but Arnold is staying in there.
Arnold is rocked!
Vader has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Arnold's face.
Arnold is still in real trouble! Can Vader finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Vader cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Arnold wants to control but Vader is having none of it.
Vader has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Arnold's face.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Vader ! Arnold is hurt baaadly! Vader is firing away with more strikes - Arnold is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Vader !
Darth Vader retains his bantamweight title!
A victorious Darth Vader thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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