PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evil Kullervo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borden Chantry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kullervo comes into the arena with Kullervo Entrance Theme blaring out of the sound system. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Kullervo
vs
Chantry

186 cm
26
209 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

188 cm
26
212 lbs
13 - 3 - 3

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Sun-Tzu. 15%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Kullervo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Borden Chantry!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chantry misses with a leg kick
and Kullervo counters with a good, hard body kick but Chantry shrugs it off.
Kullervo is trying hard to land a takedown here. Chantry sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kullervo cracks Chantry with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kullervo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chantry.
Kullervo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chantry scoring well with a low kick there.
Kullervo connects with a crisp jab.
Kullervo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It appears Kullervo was looking to counter with a kick there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kullervo.
Chantry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chantry fails with an attempt to clinch.
A head kick misses from Kullervo.
Chantry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chantry swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chantry scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kullervo in his tracks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kullervo scores with a head kick. Chantry tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Chantry takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kullervo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kullervo slips under a jab from Chantry.
Kullervo throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kullervo lands with a hook. Chantry tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kullervo throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Jab from Kullervo.
Kullervo scoring well with a low kick there.
Kullervo throws a head kick but Chantry moves out of range.
Chantry throws a combination that misses
and Kullervo counters with a nice body kick.
Kullervo throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kullervo throws a sloppy body shot
and Kullervo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chantry missing with a left hand there. Kullervo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chantry fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

It looks like Evil Kullervo has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chantry scores with a head kick.
Chantry fails to land with a series of punches.
Kullervo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Chantry's calf.
Chantry misses with a double jab
and Kullervo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Chantry.
Kullervo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kullervo takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chantry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Chantry throws a jab but it's blocked by Kullervo.
Chantry misses with a low kick.
Chantry motions for Kullervo to come forward. Chantry throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kullervo was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Kullervo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kullervo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chantry throws an overhand right that lands on Kullervo's shoulder, as Kullervo tries to avoid the shot.
Kullervo lunges at Chantry with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chantry's hand.
Kullervo avoids the head kick by Chantry.
Chantry takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kullervo throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Chantry throws a right hand that misses
and Kullervo counters with a nice uppercut.
Chantry tried to score with a low kick but Kullervo checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo connects with an inside leg kick.
Kullervo connects with a leg kick. Chantry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chantry throws a jab when Kullervo was well out of range.
Chantry throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kullervo.
Kullervo drops down looking for a counter takedown but Chantry sprawls and moves away.
Kullervo ducks under a wild hook from Chantry.
Chantry takes one to the side of the head.
Chantry paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Chantry misses with a straight right.
Kullervo was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kullervo. Chantry shrugs it off though.
A jab from Chantry misses.
Kullervo connects with a leg kick. Chantry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chantry throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Kullervo counter with a right hand.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kullervo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kullervo scores with a nice body kick.
Chantry walks into a jab.
Nice body kick there by Kullervo.
Jab by Kullervo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chantry has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chantry there as he acknowledges the shot.

Chantry is rocked!
Kullervo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chantry.
A solid body kick from Kullervo.
Chantry takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chantry is still on wobbly legs! Can Kullervo finish him?
Chantry feints and then cracks Kullervo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kullervo down.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kullervo. Chantry shrugs it off though.
Chantry's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chantry looks to land a right hand but Kullervo moved out of range.
Chantry seems to have recovered his senses.
Kullervo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A punch lands to the side of Chantry 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Chantry has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kullervo.
Kullervo walks into a left hand.
It looks like Kullervo has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Chantry walks forward, straight into a front kick from Kullervo.
Chantry throws a right and a left that both miss.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kullervo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kullervo.
Both fighters circling a little - Kullervo finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Chantry looks winded!
Kullervo scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Kullervo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evil Kullervo's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Chantry takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Kullervo clobbers Chantry with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kullervo feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chantrys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kullervo throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kullervo moves out of range as Chantry strikes.

Chantry drives through and clinches with Kullervo against the cage.
Kullervo lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Chantry trying to stall but Kullervo improves his position.

Kullervo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jab from Kullervo.
Chantry walks into a left hand.
Kullervo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Chantry misses with an uppercut
and Kullervo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good leg kick by Kullervo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Evil Kullervo is winning the standup battle so far.
Kullervo avoids the body shot from Chantry.
Kullervo blocks the body kick.
Kullervo looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Kullervo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab from Kullervo.
Chantry takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kullervo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chantry.
Chantry throws a hook to the side of Kullervo's head but Kullervo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kullervo scores with a spinning back kick!
Chantry takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Chantry lands a nice shot that snaps Kullervo's head back.
Kullervo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kullervo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body punch from Kullervo.
Chantry looks to land a left hand but Kullervo moved out of range nicely.
Chantry takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chantry takes one to the chin there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chantry connects with a nice looking jab.
Kullervo misses with a low kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Chantry! But no joy.
Chantry takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kullervo chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chantry ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kullervo moves away.
Chantry has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kullervo cracks Chantry with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kullervo feints and then cracks Chantry's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chantry down.
Kullervo scores with a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kullervo.
A shot to the liver by Kullervo. Beautiful body shot.
Chantry misses with an uppercut.
Kullervo keeps Chantry at a distance using the push kick.
Kullervo scores with a nice body kick.
Kullervo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chantry.
Kullervo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Chantry takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kullervo lands with a right hand.
Chantry pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A cross from Kullervo lands.
You can see that Chantry has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Kullervo throws a leg kick which misses Chantry's front leg but catches the back leg as Chantry tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kullervo.
Kullervo closes this distance looking for a takedown but Chantry circles away.
Chantry was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Kullervo lands with a kick to the ribs.
Kullervo lands a high kick!
Kullervo comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chantry has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kullervo.
Chantry misses with a wild body shot.
Kullervo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chantry throws a combination that misses

and Kullervo counters with a takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chantry can't do much from the bottom here.
Kullervo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Chantry can do to turn this around?
Chantry is breathing heavily.
Kullervo content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Chantry is looking to regain half guard here but Kullervo keeps moving and retains side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Chantry keeps working.

Kullervo swings around for an armbar but Chantry sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Kullervo's guard.

Kullervo is looking for a triangle but Chantry pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chantry wants to control from the top but Kullervo keeps moving.

Kullervo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Chantry gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Chantry trying to control but Kullervo is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Kullervo had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Chantry defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Kullervo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Evil Kullervo's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

A decent looking cross lands there for Kullervo.
Chantry throws a hook but Kullervo blocks it.
Kullervo bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Chantry's head.
Kullervo moves out of range of the strikes.
Kullervo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chantry's sensitive parts.
Kullervo fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Chantry on the side of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kullervo. That's going to slow Chantry down.
Kullervo tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kullervo, right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kullervo changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Chantry misses with a combination

and Kullervo counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Chantry!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kullervo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Chantry keeps working.
Chantry tries to buck Kullervo off but Kullervo is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chantry wants to control but Kullervo postures up.
Kullervo has control of an arm but Chantry manages to advance to Kullervo's back!
Kullervo rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Kullervo moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Kullervo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Chantry must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Chantry throws a big right hand that misses.
Chantry wants to pass the guard but Kullervo is keeping the position.
Chantry throwing strikes from guard but Kullervo blocks nicely.
Chantry wants to control from the top but Kullervo keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kullervo has his foot on Chantry's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chantry works his way back into a safe position though.
Kullervo trying to keep a closed guard but Chantry is proving a slippery customer.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kullervo is on top in guard.

Chantry has control of Kullervo's left arm, preventing Kullervo from doing any damage.
Kullervo controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Kullervo drops back looking for a leg! Chantry is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Chantry manages to kick Kullervo off! Kullervo jumps back into Chantry's guard.
Chantry is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chantry keeping full guard, as Kullervo tries to pass.
Chantry is trying to keep Kullervo in close.
Kullervo not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chantry is trying to control the position but Kullervo postures up.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Kullervo advances to half guard.
Chantry is looking for a sweep. Kullervo is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Kullervo wants to free his trapped foot but Chantry is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Kullervo is looking for a kimura but Chantry is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Kullervo to get the leverage.
Kullervo perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Evil Kullervo overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kullervo seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Chantry does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kullervo is thwarting Chantry's attempts to control the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A slow jab from Chantry misses its intended target.
Chantry connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kullervo's hands.
Kullervo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kullervo lands a head kick!
Kullervo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chantry throws a head kick but Kullervo moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Chantry blocks the leg kick.
Chantry tries to clinch

and Kullervo counters with a takedown into side control.
A control attempt from Chantry but he's now mounted!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Kullervo clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Evil Kullervo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A leg kick checked by Chantry.
Chantry looks to score with a jab to the body but Kullervo is just out of range.
Kullervo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kullervo ducks under a wild hook from Chantry.
Kullervo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Chantry gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Kullervo jumps guard and drags Chantry to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Kullervo has his foot on Chantry's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Chantry works his way back into a safe position though.
Chantry trying to control but Kullervo is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kullervo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kullervo trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chantry is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Chantry trying to control the position from guard on top but Kullervo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kullervo can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Chantry controls the pace.
Kullervo wants to sweep but no luck.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Chantry pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kullervo is keeping the position for now.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Kullervo tries to land a body kick
and Chantry counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Chantry throws a head kick that misses.
Kullervo moves out of range as Chantry strikes.
Chantry takes a swing at Kullervo's ribcage but misses.
Kullervo wants to land a leg kick but Chantry is out of range.
Kullervo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chantry was well out of range. Poor timing from Kullervo.
Chantry takes one to the side of the head.
Kullervo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chantry.
Chantry thuds his right hand into Kullervo's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Chantry throws a sloppy body shot
and Kullervo counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Chantry swings for the body but Kullervo moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kullervo.
Chantry fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo throws a sloppy head kick and Chantry moves out of range easily.
Chantry misses with a leg kick
and Kullervo counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kullervo cracks Chantry with an open hand slap.
Chantry throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Kullervo moves out of range as Chantry strikes.
Chantry tries a head kick but it misses.
Chantry on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Chantry is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Chantry takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Crunch! Kullervo slams his shin into Chantry's torso.
Kullervo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Chantry.
Kullervo looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Kullervo staying out of range there.
Chantry tries to clinch there but Kullervo circles away.
Chantry throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chantry takes a swing at Kullervo's ribcage but misses.
Chantry takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chantry jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Kullervo closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Chantry's guard.
Kullervo controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Chantry keeping moving, preventing Kullervo from controlling successfully.
Kullervo sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Chantry's guard.
Kullervo trying to control the action but Chantry is working from the bottom.
Kullervo passes to full mount!

Kullervo looking to secure an arm triangle but Chantry defends it well.
Chantry is looking to improve his position but Kullervo isn't that keen on the idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Kullervo had his way with Borden Chantry in that round.
The cut man is working on Evil Kullervo's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Kullervo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kullervo lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chantry misses the jab.
Chantry moves in looking to clinch but Kullervo pushes him off.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chantry.
Chantry misses with a looping right.
Chantry has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kullervo.
Chantry moves in looking to clinch but Kullervo pushes him off.
Kullervo scores with a leg kick.
Chantry walks into a straight right hand from Kullervo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kullervo misses with a body shot.
Chantry misses with a lunging right hand
and Kullervo counters with a nice body kick.
Chantry throws a body punch but Kullervo moves out of range.
Chantry tries to clinch but Kullervo moves out of range.
Chantry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kullervo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chantry takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chantry uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kullervo.
Nice body kick there by Kullervo.
Chantry waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kullervo.
And Kullervo counters with a quick kick to the body but Chantry blocks it.
Kullervo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kullervo lands a head kick!
Kullervo ducks under a wild hook from Chantry.
A slow jab from Chantry misses its intended target.
Chantry takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chantry takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kullervo thuds a left hand into Chantry's body.
Chantry misses with a head kick.
Kullervo has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chantry.
Kullervo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chantry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kullervo throws a shot to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kullervo.
Kullervo misses with a head kick.
Chantry keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Chantry closes the distance looking to clinch

and Kullervo counters with a nice double leg into side control. Chantry won't be happy with that.
Chantry can't do much from the bottom here.
Kullervo advances to full mount.
Kullervo avoids the attempt from Chantry to control.
Kullervo controlling from the full mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chantry can't escape the position.

Kullervo jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Chantry manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Chantry is not content to let Kullervo control the position.

Kullervo looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Borden Chantry has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chantry is looking for a sweep.
Chantry tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chantry is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Kullervo has taken his back.
Chantry is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Kullervo.
Kullervo tries to keep control of the position but Chantry is staying busy.
Kullervo avoiding Chantry 's attempts to control his hands.
Evil Kullervo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Chantry is in bad spot here.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.

And that's the end of the fight!
Evil Kullervo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kullervo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 50:45
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 50:45
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evil Kullervo!
Evil Kullervo retains his light heavyweight title!
Evil Kullervo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.