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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Meat Chris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lard Pecs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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164 lbs
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170 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Chris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lard Pecs!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Jeff Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pecs avoids the body shot from Chris.
Chris does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Chris uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pecs.
Pecs misses with the combination.
Chris throws a quick counter kick to the body but Pecs avoids it.
Pecs avoids the head kick by Chris.
Chris is looking to slow Pecs down with leg kicks.
Chris throws a head kick that misses.
Pecs misses with a body shot.
Pecs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chris manages to avoid it.
Chris walks into a stiff left hand from Pecs.
Pecs looks to score with a jab to the body but Chris is just out of range.
Chris lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chris misses with a two punch combination.
A punch combination from Pecs misses.
Chris pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pecs is out of range and Chris settles back down.
Chris has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Outlaws Clubhouse in the buildup to the fight.
Pecs tries to land a front kick but Chris steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pecs has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nice shot by Chris.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pecs fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chris looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pecs takes a swing at Chris's ribcage but misses.
Chris takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chris lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pecs at a distance.
Pecs thuds a left hand into Chris's body.
Pecs fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chris is looking to chop away at Pecs's legs.
A countering left hand to the body from Pecs misses.
Pecs is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Chris rather than just go for the knockout.
Chris ducks under a wild hook from Pecs.
Chris looks to score with a jab to the body but Pecs is just out of range.
Pecs doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pecs misses with a wild body shot.
Chris was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Pecs just misses with a punch to the body.
Pecs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chris manages to avoid it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pecs.
Chris tries to keep at a distance but Pecs has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chris lands with a light punch inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pecs is looking to control Chris's arms but Chris gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pecs has his back to the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chris tries to throw a body punch but Pecs avoids it by throwing Chris back against the cage.
Chris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A body shot lands from Chris.
Pecs stalling.
Chris lands a left hand.
Chris goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pecs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pecs avoiding damage.
Chris tries a body shot but Pecs blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chris.
Pecs tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chris working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chris misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chris manages to break the clinch.
Chris misses with a looping left.
Chris takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pecs scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pecs lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pecs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chris moves away.
Jab, jab by Pecs - just one landing.
Chris keeps the fight on the outside.
Chris blocks a jab.
Pecs jabs Chris to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pecs lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Chris blocks a head kick by Pecs.
Pecs cracks Chris with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Chris throws a lazy body kick
and Pecs counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chris wants to slow Pecs down by chopping away at his legs.
Chris throws a jab when Pecs was well out of range.
Pecs lands a jab.
Pecs throws a looping overhand right but Chris ducks down to avoid it.
Chris throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pecs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the body from Pecs misses
and Chris counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pecs takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pecs checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chris walks into a straight right hand from Pecs.
Chris misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pecs.
Chris lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pecs takes a step back to recover.
Pecs connects with a looping right hand.
Chris misses with a low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Chris.
Chris misses with a body shot.
Pecs takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pecs tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chris manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chris swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pecs counters with a nice uppercut.
Pecs is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Chris slips under a jab.
Pecs blocks a head kick by Chris.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chris scoring well with a low kick there.
Pecs is looking to land body kicks.
Chris lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Chris ducks under a wild hook from Pecs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lard Pecs will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Chris throws a front kick aimed at Pecs's knee but Pecs avoids it well.
Pecs lunges at Chris with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chris's hand.
Chris gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chris throws an overhand right that lands on Pecs's shoulder, as Pecs tries to avoid the shot.
Pecs let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Chris.
Chris throws a body kick that misses.
Pecs moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Pecs needs to keep his hands up - Chris had a free shot at his head there.
Chris lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pecs takes a step back to recover.
Pecs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pecs looks to score with a jab to the body but Chris is just out of range.
Chris uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pecs.
Chris fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pecs fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chris looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Pecs misses with a body shot.
Chris misses the shot to the body.
Chris drives through and clinches with Pecs against the cage.
Pecs blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pecs.
Pecs is looking to control Chris's arms but Chris gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pecs has his back to the cage.
Pecs's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chris lands a body shot in the clinch.
Chris cracks Pecs with a nice body shot.
Pecs's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chris misses with a punch to the body.
Pecs can't find room to land a body shot as Chris controls the action.
Pecs has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pecs blocks a body shot from Chris.
A right hand to the body from Chris.
Chris tries to throw a body punch but Pecs avoids it by throwing Chris back against the cage.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Chris presses Pecs against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chris misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Chris - that landed with a thud.
Chris tries a body shot but Pecs blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pecs.
Chris misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pecs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pecs creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chris misses with the head strike.
Pecs struggles to land a body shot inside as Chris controls his hands.
Pecs works on Chris's body with a couple of short punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pecs is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Pecs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chris's elbow.
Chris blocks an uppercut.
Chris misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chris is trying to break the clinch but Pecs is controlling him.
Chris blocks an uppercut.
Chris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pecs backwards.
Chris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pecs misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pecs wants to stall.
Pecs takes a shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chris can't break the clinch.
Chris swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Chris.
Pecs blocking some punches.
Chris blocks an uppercut.
Chris lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chris works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Pecs lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pecs blocking some punches.
Chris's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chris keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pecs.
Chris feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Pecs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chris moves away.
Chris throws a body punch but Pecs moves out of range.
Pecs wants to counter with a clinch but Chris pushes him away.
Chris tries a head kick but it misses.
Pecs swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pecs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chris.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pecs scores with a nice head shot.
Pecs defending well as Chris loads up on a big left hand.
Pecs appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Chris misses with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A bone on bone clash there as Chris blocks the leg kick.
Pecs ducks right into an uppercut from Chris.
Pecs misses with a wild body shot.
Pecs scores with a decent looking hook.
Chris lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pecs walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pecs, as that shot connected.
Chris checks a low kick from Pecs.
Pecs keeps Chris at a distance using the push kick.
Chris uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pecs.
Chris lands a nice hook to Pecs's body. Pecs takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Chris keeps Pecs at a distance using the push kick.
Pecs tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Meat Chris dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chris lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pecs has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pecs and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pecs avoids the body shot from Chris.
Pecs comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Chris lands with a nice body kick.
Pecs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chris throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chris moves forwards but Pecs connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chris attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chris bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Pecs's head backwards.
Pecs clinches with his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chris working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pecs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chris lands with a short shot to the head.
Pecs breaks the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pecs is looking to slow Chris down with leg kicks.
Pecs throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Chris.
Pecs throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pecs throws a good cross that connects.
Pecs lands a head shot.
A jab from Chris misses.
Pecs throws a hook to the side of Chris's head but Chris sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pecs takes a swing at Chris's ribcage but misses.
Chris tries to land a leg kick but Pecs saw it coming and moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Pecs misses.
Pecs misses with a looping right.
Pecs keeps Chris at a distance using the push kick.
Chris just misses with a punch to the body.
Chris misses with a body kick.
Chris walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pecs checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pecs misses with a body shot.
Pecs tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pecs takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chris throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chris goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chris dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pecs. That did some damage!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pecs throws a leg kick but Chris sees it coming and moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Pecs.
Chris throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pecs misses with a body kick.
Chris fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pecs is out of range.
Chris needs to keep his hands up - Pecs had a free shot at his head there.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pecs checks a leg kick.
Chris moves out of range as Pecs strikes.
Pecs takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chris wants to clinch but Pecs slips to the side
and Pecs counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pecs digs a good hook to Chris's body.
Pecs checks a leg kick.
Chris throws a nice outside leg kick.
Chris loads up on a big right hand but Pecs slips the punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chris walks into a jab.
Pecs tries to close the distance and clinch but Chris swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pecs misses with a right hand
and Chris counters with a left to the body.
Pecs misses with a looping right.
Chris scoring well with a low kick there.
Donk. Pecs catches Chris right on the button with a cross.
Chris thuds his shin into the meat of Pecs's side.
Pecs throws a big shot that misses.
Chris slips under a jab.
Chris scores with a leg kick.
Pecs's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pecs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chris.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Chris.
An inside leg kick from Pecs misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pecs throws a sloppy body shot
and Chris counters by clinching up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Pecs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pecs misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chris swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pecs lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chris backwards.
Chris tries a body shot but Pecs blocks it.
Chris struggles to land a body shot inside as Pecs controls his hands.
Pecs doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chris lands a hook that snaps the head of Pecs backwards.
Pecs tries a body shot but Chris blocks it.
Chris lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pecs.
Chris pushes Pecs back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Pecs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pecs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pecs loads up on a big right hand but Chris slips the punch.
Nice body kick there by Chris.
Chris scores with a kick to the midsection.
Pecs fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chris looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Meat Chris.
I think Chris has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Meat Chris!
An out of breath Meat Chris thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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