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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bach Schtrappe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zoolander comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult. Schtrappe comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Phobia by Kreator kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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168 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
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175 cm
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170 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bach Schtrappe!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schtrappe stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoolander.
Zoolander has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoolander. Schtrappe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoolander tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schtrappe was well out of range. Poor timing from Zoolander.
Zoolander connects with a solid leg kick.
Zoolander works Schtrappe's body with a nice hook.
Schtrappe connects with a single shot there.
Schtrappe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Zoolander throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schtrappe counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schtrappe swings widly with a right hand
and Zoolander counters with a right hand to the body.
Zoolander takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A slow jab from Schtrappe misses its intended target.
Zoolander misses with a takedown attempt - Schtrappe sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schtrappe! But no joy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schtrappe turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Schtrappe keeps Zoolander at a distance using the push kick.
Zoolander ducks under a wild hook from Schtrappe.
Zoolander lands with a good body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Schtrappe on the side of the head.
Zoolander on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Schtrappe. Schtrappe obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoolander fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A nice combination there by Schtrappe.
Schtrappe shoots in looking for a takedown. Zoolander tries to sprawl out of it but Schtrappe keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Zoolander manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Schtrappe does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zoolander scores with a body shot.
Schtrappe misses with an uppercut
and Zoolander counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
No luck for Zoolander with that takedown attempt.
Schtrappe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Some wild striking there from Zoolander.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice inside leg kick there by Schtrappe. That's going to slow Zoolander down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schtrappe throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Zoolander counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Schtrappe is looking for a sweep. Zoolander is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schtrappe is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Zoolander wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schtrappe keeps working.
Schtrappe slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Schtrappe working for a triangle but Zoolander defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoolander passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander content to control rather than advance.
Schtrappe slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Zoolander works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Schtrappe is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Zoolander pulls his head out easily.
Schtrappe is looking for a sweep. Zoolander is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Zoolander trying to control from half guard but Schtrappe is working away.
Zoolander is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Zoolander seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Schtrappe does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Schtrappe is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Zoolander is trying to control. Schtrappe wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Zoolander trying to control from Schtrappe's half guard. Schtrappe has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Zoolander wants to control from the top but Schtrappe keeps moving.
Zoolander looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Derek Zoolander will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Zoolander throws a lazy head kick
and Schtrappe counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Schtrappe throws a leg kick but Zoolander checks it.
Schtrappe throws a head kick but Zoolander moves out of range.
Schtrappe throws a looping overhand right but Zoolander ducks down to avoid it.
Zoolander connects with a body shot that sends Schtrappe's belly button to the back.
Schtrappe slaps away a takedown attempt from Zoolander, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Schtrappe.
Zoolander is looking to wear down Schtrappe with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Zoolander is looking to score with low kicks.
Schtrappe throws out a leg kick but Zoolander moves out of range and Schtrappe only half commits.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schtrappe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoolander.
Zoolander connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zoolander closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Schtrappe quickly recovers to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoolander prevents Schtrappe from improving his position.
Derek Zoolander overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Schtrappe wants to improve his position but Zoolander is controlling well.
Schtrappe is still trying to improve position.
Zoolander wants to take a breather but Schtrappe is having none of it.
Schtrappe looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Schtrappe is looking to improve his position.
Schtrappe is refusing to be controlled, as Zoolander sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Zoolander is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Zoolander breaks from Schtrappe's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Schtrappe is trying desperately to improve position.
Zoolander lands a couple of good shots and Schtrappe has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Zoolander is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Schtrappe is tapping out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Derek Zoolander!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Derek Zoolander made sure he mentioned Just Fight (Everything 8$), along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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