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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete McKallister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, my dick. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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217 lbs
15 - 9 - 0 |
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193 cm
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215 lbs
7 - 1 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pete McKallister! The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pitakaka throws a low kick but McKallister avoids it. Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. McKallister takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A leg kick checked by Pitakaka. Pitakaka does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Good leg kick by Pitakaka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McKallister fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka. Pitakaka gets tackled into the cage by McKallister. McKallister maintains the clinch. Pitakaka wants to get back to striking at distance but McKallister won't allow it.
A head punch on the inside from McKallister fails to land. McKallister tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Pitakaka wants to get back to striking at distance but McKallister won't allow it.
McKallister's coach down at North Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McKallister's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McKallister. McKallister lands a shot to the body. Pitakaka is looking to break free of the clinch but McKallister has double underhooks. Pitakaka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. McKallister doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitakaka wants to break the clinch but can't.
McKallister tries to throw a body punch but Pitakaka avoids it by throwing McKallister back against the cage. McKallister has a couple of punches blocked by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pitakaka is trying to break free. McKallister misses with a punch to the body.
Pitakaka wants to get back to striking at distance but McKallister won't allow it.
Pitakaka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McKallister tries to work over Pitakaka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. McKallister tries to throw a body punch but Pitakaka avoids it by throwing McKallister back against the cage. McKallister misses with a short punch on the inside. McKallister misses with a punch on the inside.
Pitakaka stalling against the cage.
McKallister misses with the head strike.
McKallister lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards. Pitakaka can't break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pitakaka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. McKallister misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pitakaka tries to break free but McKallister pushes him back against the cage. Pitakaka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. McKallister lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards. McKallister lands a shoulder strike. Pitakaka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
McKallister keeps Pitakaka at a distance using the push kick. McKallister lands with a right hand. Pitakaka checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pitakaka gets off balance looking for a body kick and McKallister cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
McKallister throws a right and a left that Pitakaka avoids nicely. We've been told by Pitakaka's head coaches at Miletich Xtreme Fighting Systems that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. McKallister throws a front kick that sends Pitakaka stumbling back into the cage. McKallister with a nice cross. McKallister throws a leg kick but Pitakaka sees it coming and moves out of range. Pitakaka on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
McKallister wants to land a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range. Pitakaka on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round. McKallister chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pitakaka can pounce on him.
McKallister throws a push kick but Pitakaka slaps the foot to one side. McKallister blocks the body kick.
A little jabbing left from McKallister on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Pitakaka misses with a low kick. McKallister moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pitakaka - that will leave a mark!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pitakaka. Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
It looks like Pete McKallister has been cut. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Pitakaka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. McKallister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pitakaka paws at him with a jab and circles away. McKallister closes the distance and clinches. Pitakaka tries to circle away but McKallister has him pinned against the cage. Pitakaka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pitakaka blocks an uppercut.
Pitakaka working hard to break the clinch. McKallister misses with some punches.
Pitakaka wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A head punch blocked on the inside by Pitakaka. Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McKallister struggles to land a body shot inside as Pitakaka controls his hands.
Pitakaka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pitakaka is looking to control McKallister's arms but McKallister gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pitakaka has his back to the cage. McKallister tries to throw a body punch but Pitakaka avoids it by throwing McKallister back against the cage. Pitakaka has McKallister pressed against the cage.
McKallister misses with a hook to the ribs.
McKallister tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Pitakaka wants to get back to striking at distance but McKallister won't allow it.
Pitakaka prevents a body shot from McKallister. Pitakaka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
McKallister is trying to counter with his kicks. Pitakaka tries to land a front kick but McKallister steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Pitakaka tries to land a front kick but McKallister steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pete McKallister dominated that round. The cut man is working on Pete McKallister's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
McKallister's corner calls for a 1-2. McKallister obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka throws a nice outside leg kick. McKallister misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McKallister throws a nice inside leg kick. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McKallister tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pitakaka manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Pitakaka throws a lazy body kick and McKallister makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Pitakaka really felt that one! A head kick from McKallister lands but Pitakaka takes it in his stride. Pitakaka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McKallister. Some bone on bone action there as Pitakaka checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. A countering left hand to the body from McKallister misses. Pitakaka throws a head kick but McKallister moves out of range.
McKallister throws a leg kick which misses Pitakaka's front leg but catches the back leg as Pitakaka tries to avoid it. Pitakaka walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McKallister checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. McKallister lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pitakaka circles away quickly and effectively. Pitakaka is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitakaka takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A thudding body kick lands there by Pitakaka!
McKallister has taken the fight to the clinch.
McKallister tries a body shot but Pitakaka blocks it.
Pitakaka stalling in the clinch.
McKallister pushes Pitakaka back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. McKallister misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pete McKallister seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. McKallister misses with a body punch.
Pitakaka tries to circle away but McKallister has him pinned against the cage. McKallister tries a body shot but Pitakaka blocks it.
McKallister works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Pitakaka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McKallister tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pitakaka's elbow. McKallister keeps control of Pitakaka as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Pitakaka's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. McKallister tries to clinch but Pitakaka moves out of range. McKallister scores with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McKallister throws a nice outside leg kick. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
McKallister scores with a jab to the head.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. McKallister misses with a straight left. McKallister swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McKallister swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A leg kick checked by McKallister. A head kick misses from Pitakaka. Pitakaka looks to land a body kick but McKallister moved away. Pitakaka misses with a body shot.
McKallister scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Pitakaka shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. McKallister checks a leg kick. McKallister keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Pitakaka connects with a solid leg kick. Pitakaka looks for the body kick but McKallister saw that one coming.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pitakaka throws a leg kick which misses McKallister's front leg but catches the back leg as McKallister tries to avoid it. McKallister slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. McKallister misses with a looping right. Pitakaka will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McKallister appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka. Pitakaka moves out of range of the strikes. A telegraphed right hand from McKallister misses the target. Pitakaka connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. McKallister connects with a solid leg kick. McKallister throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. A jab from McKallister misses. A jab lands there for McKallister. McKallister tries to clinch up. McKallister moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and McKallister counters with a low kick, right behind Pitakaka 's knee. Pete McKallister seems to be getting the better of the standup. Pitakaka avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Both fighters circling a little - Pitakaka finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
McKallister looks like he wants to counter punch here. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Pitakaka sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pitakaka throws a series of punches but McKallister avoids them all with ease. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! McKallister takes a head kick and keeps coming.
McKallister lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. No joy there for McKallister, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pitakaka throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. McKallister lands a really nice looking cross but Pitakaka seems unphased.
McKallister lands with a cross. McKallister misses with an uppercut. Pitakaka saw that one coming. McKallister chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but McKallister saw that one coming. McKallister throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pitakaka appears to be looking for a big counter. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
McKallister throws a leg kick but Pitakaka checks it. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. McKallister misses with a leg kick. As McKallister backs away, Pitakaka returns fire with a leg kick that just misses. Pitakaka throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and McKallister connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. McKallister takes a head kick and keeps coming.
McKallister throws a sloppy head kick and Pitakaka moves out of range easily. McKallister blocks a low kick nicely. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pete McKallister showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Pete McKallister's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
McKallister shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Both fighters circling a little - Pitakaka finishes the exchange with a kick to the body. Pitakaka throws a low kick but it's checked well by McKallister. Pitakaka slips under a jab from McKallister. Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and McKallister moves out of range easily. Pitakaka moves out of range of the strikes. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pitakaka - that will leave a mark!
McKallister throws a wild body kick that Pitakaka sees coming a mile off. Pitakaka tries to move into range but McKallister moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
McKallister takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pitakaka jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pitakaka drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. McKallister throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pitakaka throwing a counter right hand but McKallister manages to avoid it. McKallister pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pitakaka is out of range and McKallister settles back down. A nice inside leg kick there by Pitakaka. That's going to slow McKallister down. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and McKallister moves out of range easily. A head kick from Pitakaka lands but McKallister takes it in his stride.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pitakaka checks the leg kick nicely there.
McKallister throws a series of punches but Pitakaka avoids them all with ease. A head kick misses from Pitakaka. McKallister will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McKallister throws a good cross that connects.
McKallister moves out of range of the leg kick from Pitakaka. Pitakaka looks for the body kick but McKallister saw that one coming. McKallister thuds his shin into the meat of Pitakaka's side. Pitakaka with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Pitakaka explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. McKallister avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
McKallister takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McKallister moves out of range of the body kick from Pitakaka.
A nice leg kick lands there from McKallister. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McKallister works the jab nicely. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Pitakaka walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. McKallister throws out a loose jab but Pitakaka uses good head movement to avoid it. Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McKallister throws a shot from downtown. Pitakaka moves away and avoids it. Pitakaka tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McKallister is able to avoid easily. Pitakaka throws a solid leg kick but McKallister takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pitakaka. Danga de danga de dang - McKallister scores with a four punch combination! McKallister wants to slow Pitakaka down by chopping away at his legs. Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork. McKallister avoids a kick to the body.
Pitakaka takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pitakaka fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McKallister has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. McKallister blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka takes one to the side of the head.
McKallister scoring well with a low kick there.
Pitakaka avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round. McKallister motions for Pitakaka to come forward. McKallister throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Pitakaka throws a quick counter head kick but McKallister was just out of range. McKallister moves into the clinch. McKallister doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McKallister doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pitakaka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Pitakaka manages to break the clinch.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Pitakaka wants to slow McKallister down by chopping away at his legs. A low kick from Pitakaka is predictable there and McKallister counters with a good low kick that Pitakaka was not able to check. McKallister throws a right and a left that both miss. Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses. Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. McKallister checks the leg kick. McKallister throws a jab but it's blocked by Pitakaka. Pitakaka throws a lazy head kick and McKallister counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. McKallister darts in and clinches Pitakaka up against the cage. Pitakaka wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McKallister has him pressed against the cage. Pete McKallister is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round. McKallister lands a shoulder strike. Pitakaka prevents a body shot from McKallister. McKallister makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. McKallister can't find room to land a body shot as Pitakaka controls the action.
McKallister cracks Pitakaka with a nice body shot. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! McKallister lands with a right to the head. McKallister swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McKallister lands a hook that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards. Pitakaka is looking to control McKallister's arms but McKallister gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pitakaka has his back to the cage. Pitakaka is trying to break the clinch but McKallister has him pressed against the cage. Pitakaka looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. McKallister has Pitakaka pressed against the cage, preventing Pitakaka from circling away and getting back to striking at range. McKallister lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pitakaka backwards. Elijah Pitakaka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! McKallister misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that's the end of the fight! Pete McKallister comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well McKallister has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30 Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30 Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pete McKallister! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Pete McKallister made sure he mentioned Kemists ↑ 5x160Q, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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