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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Project Pat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pat comes to the cage accompanied by Project Pat - What Cha Starin' At. The crowd seem to be enjoying Holyshit's choice of entrance music: You're gonna die!. Evander Holyshit is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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250 lbs
26 - 16 - 0 |
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263 lbs
40 - 25 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Project Pat!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
40 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pat moves out of range as Holyshit throws a body kick.
Pat tries to counter by clinching up but Holyshit breaks away and moves out of range.
Holyshit has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Pat takes one to the side of the head.
Pat misses with a right hand
enabling Holyshit to counter with a crisp jab.
Pat works Holyshit's body with a nice hook.
Holyshit throws a front kick that sends Pat stumbling back into the cage.
Pat moves out of range of the body kick from Holyshit.
Pat wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Pat throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pat gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Holyshit tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Holyshit looking to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pat blocks a body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit tries to throw a body punch but Pat avoids it by throwing Holyshit back against the cage.
Holyshit scores with a nice hook to the head.
Holyshit misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Pat.
Pat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Holyshit.
Pat has a couple of punches blocked by Holyshit.
Pat swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Pat.
Holyshit managing to block the knees to the body from Pat.
Holyshit softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pat scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Holyshit avoiding damage as Pat throws knees to the body.
Pat struggles to land a body shot inside as Holyshit controls his hands.
Pat tries to throw a body punch but Holyshit avoids it by throwing Pat back against the cage.
Pat lands an elbow that stopped Holyshit in his tracks for a moment.
Pat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Holyshit fails to land.
Pat missing with knees to the body.
Holyshit is leaning against Pat and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pat misses with the head strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit takes a shot to the head.
Holyshit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pat's elbow.
Holyshit blocks an uppercut.
Pat's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pat throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Holyshit blocks it with crossed arms.
Pat tries to land a knee to the head but Holyshit blocks with his arms.
Pat tries to land knees in the clinch but Holyshit avoids the damage to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Pat.
A head punch on the inside from Holyshit fails to land.
Pat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pat swings wildly with an uppercut but Holyshit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pat trying to land knees to the body.
Pat tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Holyshit digs a right hand underneath Pat's ribcage. Pat let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit avoiding damage.
Pat tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Holyshit's elbow.
Holyshit swings wildly with an uppercut but Pat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit throws a punch but it's blocked by Pat.
Holyshit blocks the elbow strike.
Pat misses with some punches.
Pat tries to throw a body punch but Holyshit avoids it by throwing Pat back against the cage.
Pat blocking some punches.
Pat pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Pat lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pat.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Holyshit swings wildly with an uppercut but Pat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit misses with a punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pat backwards.
Pat tries to throw a body punch but Holyshit avoids it by throwing Pat back against the cage.
Holyshit's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Holyshit swings wildly with an uppercut but Pat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit misses with some punches.
Pat lands a right hand.
Pat blocking some punches.
Holyshit blocking some punches.
Holyshit misses with a punch to the body.
Pat throws an elbow but it misses.
Holyshit blocks an elbow strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holyshit misses with a punch on the inside.
Holyshit avoiding damage as Pat throws knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Project Pat will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Pat lands with a shot to the body.
Pat tries to land a front kick but Holyshit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Holyshit throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pat stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Holyshit scores with a body shot.
Holyshit moves out of range as Pat strikes.
Pat blocks the body kick.
Pat tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Holyshit manages to circle out of the way.
Pat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Project Pat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pat darts in trying to clinch
letting Holyshit counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holyshit scores with a nice right hand.
Pat pushes Holyshit up against the cage in a clinch.
Holyshit takes an elbow to the temple.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pat gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Holyshit looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nice body punch from Pat.
Project Pat has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pat lands a right hand that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
Holyshit misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Holyshit.
Pat tries to work over Holyshit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Holyshit.
A short body shot lands from Pat as the two fighters clinch.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Holyshit misses with a punch on the inside.
Pat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pat throws an elbow but it misses.
Pat lands an uppercut.
Pat pushes Holyshit back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pat creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Holyshit's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pat tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit wants to get back to striking at distance but Pat won't allow it.
Pat scores with a shoulder strike.
Pat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Holyshit lands a hook that snaps the head of Pat backwards.
Holyshit can't find room to land a body shot as Pat controls the action.
Pat tries to work over Holyshit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pat lands an elbow that stopped Holyshit in his tracks for a moment.
Pat scores with a shoulder strike.
Pat lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That has opened up Evander Holyshit's cut even more.
Pat tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pat working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holyshit working aggressively here.
Pat gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Holyshit.
Pat lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit blocks a body shot from Pat.
Holyshit managing to block the knees to the body from Pat.
Still in the clinch, Holyshit scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pat blocks an uppercut.
Pat goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pat misses with a body punch.
Holyshit dodges an elbow strike from Pat.
Holyshit managing to block the knees to the body from Pat.
Holyshit lands a hook that snaps the head of Pat backwards.
Pat misses with the head strike.
Pat is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Holyshit can do to turn this around?
Holyshit blocks an elbow strike.
Holyshit prevents a body shot from Pat.
Holyshit is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Pat pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Holyshit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit blocks an elbow strike.
Pat lands an elbow inside that Holyshit shrugs off.
Pat lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
Pat working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Pat scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holyshit prevents a body shot from Pat.
Pat blocks an uppercut.
Pat lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The cut above Evander Holyshit's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Holyshit lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pat or not.
Holyshit stalls.
Pat lands an elbow that stopped Holyshit in his tracks for a moment.
Evander Holyshit's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Holyshit misses with a body punch.
Holyshit on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pat with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pat throws a punch but it's blocked by Holyshit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Project Pat dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
That's time! Pat's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Holyshit walks into a stiff left hand from Pat.
Pat has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Holyshit finds it's way round the side to connect with Pat's head.
Holyshit wants to slow Pat down by chopping away at his legs.
Pat closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pat but Pat pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Nice shot lands for Pat.
Holyshit misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holyshit lands a body shot.
Holyshit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pat can pounce on him.
Holyshit fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit lands with a nice body punch.
Pat takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pat tries to clinch up but Holyshit circles away and keeps his distance.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pat moves away.
Pat uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Holyshit has time to react.
Evander Holyshit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pat tries to land a front kick but Holyshit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pat takes one to the side of the head.
Holyshit keeps the fight on the outside.
Holyshit looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pat lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Holyshit scores with a nice head shot.
That kick from Pat tenderised Holyshit's leg. Holyshit is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pat takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pat moves out of range of the leg kick from Holyshit.
That kick from Holyshit tenderised Pat's leg. Pat is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pat keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Holyshit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pat tries to clinch up.
Holyshit just misses with a punch to the body.
Pat is looking to counter the offense by Holyshit and move into the clinch.
Pat connects with the punch.
Holyshit lands a nice shot that snaps Pat's head back.
Pat has closed the distance and engaged Holyshit in a clinch.
Holyshit avoids the elbow strike from Pat, against the cage.
Holyshit has Pat pushed against the cage.
Pat lands an elbow that stopped Holyshit in his tracks for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Holyshit lands with a right to the head.
Pat has a couple of punches blocked by Holyshit.
Pat lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pat throws a punch but it's blocked by Holyshit.
A head punch on the inside from Holyshit fails to land.
Pat throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pat misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Holyshit.
A right hook to the body lands for Pat.
Pat throws a punch but it's blocked by Holyshit.
Pat blocking some punches.
Holyshit on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pat tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pat tries a body shot but Holyshit blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit swings wildly with an uppercut but Pat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pat prevents a takedown attempt there.
Project Pat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evander Holyshit.
Pat lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Evander Holyshit's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Project Pat!
Project Pat retains his heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Project Pat made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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