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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Olof Orkidea (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orkidea's entrance music is You're The Best. A fine choice. Fatherfockerusus has chosen Born to be wild by Steppenwolf as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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170 lbs
18 - 20 - 0 |
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176 lbs
34 - 20 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Olof Orkidea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orkidea scores with a kick to the midsection.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice hook to Orkidea's body. Orkidea takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Orkidea throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Fatherfockerusus to counter with a crisp jab.
Fatherfockerusus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fatherfockerusus misses with an uppercut.
Donk. Orkidea catches Fatherfockerusus right on the button with a cross.
Orkidea uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fatherfockerusus.
Orkidea displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fatherfockerusus throws out the jab.
Orkidea throws a sloppy head kick and Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.
Fatherfockerusus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Orkidea.
Fatherfockerusus throws a solid leg kick but Orkidea takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fatherfockerusus.
Orkidea misses with a body kick.
Fatherfockerusus is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Orkidea with a body shot.
Orkidea misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Orkidea.
Orkidea lands a head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Orkidea slips under a jab from Fatherfockerusus.
Orkidea walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Orkidea tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Orkidea manages to avoid it.
Orkidea misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Orkidea fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fatherfockerusus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a head kick by Orkidea.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice looking combination but Orkidea bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Orkidea misses with an uppercut.
Orkidea throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Some bone on bone action there as Orkidea checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Orkidea misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Orkidea misses with a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus tries to counter by closing the distance.
Orkidea throws a head kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus tries a quick counter leg kick but Orkidea is wise to it.
Orkidea pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a straight right.
Orkidea feinted with a counter takedown.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a few strikes there.
Olof Orkidea is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orkidea lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Orkidea throws a head kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the head kick by Orkidea.
Orkidea throws a head kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to clinch.
A head kick misses from Orkidea.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the head kick by Orkidea.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body punch but Orkidea moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Orkidea tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Orkidea tries a head kick but it misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fatherfockerusus! But no joy.
Fatherfockerusus goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Orkidea pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orkidea shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A head kick misses from Orkidea.
Orkidea shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fatherfockerusus wants to slow Orkidea down by chopping away at his legs.
Orkidea thumps Fatherfockerusus with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fatherfockerusus avoids the head kick by Orkidea.
Fatherfockerusus throws the left hand but Orkidea avoids the punch easily.
Orkidea tries to bum rush Fatherfockerusus with a series of wild strikes but Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Orkidea throws a half hearted mid kick.
A head kick misses from Orkidea.
Fatherfockerusus just misses with a punch to the body.
Orkidea throws a head kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Orkidea throws a head kick that misses
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a slapping leg kick.
Orkidea misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Orkidea is looking to slow Fatherfockerusus down with leg kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a kick to the temple. Orkidea shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Olof Orkidea has been cut.
Orkidea throws a body kick that misses.
Orkidea thows a body kick. Fatherfockerusus tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Orkidea pushes Fatherfockerusus up against the cage in a clinch.
Orkidea is looking to break free of the clinch but Fatherfockerusus has double underhooks.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orkidea is trying to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus is controlling him.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch on the inside.
Orkidea manages to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Orkidea misses the target.
It seemed like Fatherfockerusus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A punch combination from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Fatherfockerusus has managed to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Olof Orkidea will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Olof Orkidea's cut.
That's time! Orkidea's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fatherfockerusus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a head kick by Orkidea.
Orkidea clinches up against the cage.
Orkidea has had enough of the clinch but Fatherfockerusus keeps him there for the moment.
Orkidea wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus tries to work over Orkidea's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
I was talking to Orkidea's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus presses Orkidea against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Orkidea's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Orkidea has had enough of the clinch but Fatherfockerusus keeps him there for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fatherfockerusus prevents Orkidea from breaking the clinch.
Orkidea blocks an uppercut.
Orkidea wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Orkidea tries to break free but Fatherfockerusus pushes him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Orkidea wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fatherfockerusus creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
Fatherfockerusus lands a left hand.
Orkidea has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Orkidea working hard to break the clinch.
Orkidea wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fatherfockerusus has him pressed against the cage.
Orkidea wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Orkidea working hard to break the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands a knee to the head.
Orkidea blocks an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a light punch inside.
Orkidea is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus on the inside.
Oh Orkidea is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fatherfockerusus creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Orkidea with a big uppercut! Orkidea tries to clinch up but Fatherfockerusus pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Orkidea to the mat! Orkidea covers up and Fatherfockerusus unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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hype
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