PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Stu Bennett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crack Hack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bennett kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is CFO$ - Rebel Son. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bennett
vs
Hack

183 cm
24
170 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

175 cm
26
166 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Stu Bennett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Crack Hack!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Josh West and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hack drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hack pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bennett is keeping the position for now.
Hack is pushing down on Bennett's leg trying to pass to half guard. Bennett is fighting to maintain full guard but Hack has managed to sneak the leg through.
Hack is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Bennett working to try and regain half guard.

Hack wants to finish this one by submission but Bennett is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Hack.

Hack looking to isolate an arm here. Bennett doesn't see it coming and as Hack extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Hack!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Crack Hack!
A relieved looking Crack Hack thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.