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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Andreas Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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170 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andreas Bean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kim Jong un!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Ren Mimura.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bean fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
un is looking to clinch.
un throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Bean was covering up waiting for the punch and un finishes the takedown easily into guard.
un won't allow Bean to get back to his feet.
un is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
un stays in close to Bean's body and controls the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bean controls un momentarily but un frees himself.
un passes Bean's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
un wants to pass the guard but Bean is defending well.
un prevents Bean from standing back up.
un is thwarting Bean's attempts to control the position.
un wants to pass to mount but Bean is defending the position.
un decides to stand up.
un dives in and scores a takedown into Bean's guard.
Bean looking to control.
un pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bean is keeping the position for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bean is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst un is controlling him.
Bean throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bean keeping moving, preventing un from controlling successfully.
un gets to his feet. Bean looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
un lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
un closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
un stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Bean to get to his feet.
Excellent takedown into side control there by un.
un wants to control but Bean is keeping him busy.
The referee asks un politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. un prefers to stall for the moment though.
un moves into full mount!
un working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
un sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
It looks like un might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Bean is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
un looking to secure an arm triangle but Bean defends it well.
un misses with a head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong un dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
un has Bean up against the cage in a clinch.
Bean throws an elbow that misses.
Bean jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as un walks away with a smile on his face. Bean gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
un goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
It looks like Andreas Bean has been cut.
un lands a hook that stumbles Bean back into the cage. un follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Bean to the canvas! un pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Bean has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Kim Jong un!
Kim Jong un opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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