PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belvedere IV (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belvedere IV comes to the cage accompanied by Young Forever - JAY Z | Mr. Hudson. This should be fireworks!

Belvedere IV
vs
Dynamite

179 cm
36
167 lbs
24 - 14 - 0

178 cm
31
168 lbs
21 - 13 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augustus Belvedere IV!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 2, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite tries to work over Belvedere IV's front leg with a kick but Belvedere IV checks it.
Dynamite scores with a head kick. Belvedere IV tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dynamite takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Belvedere IV misses with a head kick.
Belvedere IV throws a body shot but no joy.
Dynamite delivers a nice body kick.
Dynamite throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dynamite scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Belvedere IV throws a right hand that Dynamite ducks under and follows up with a left that Dynamite also avoids with ease.
Dynamite scores with a nice strike.
Dynamite has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Belvedere IV is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Dynamite throws a poor cross that misses
and Belvedere IV counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Belvedere IV thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Belvedere IV manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite connects with a nice looking jab.
Dynamite fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Belvedere IV on the side of the head.
Belvedere IV throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Dynamite connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dynamite rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Belvedere IV counters with a stiff right hand.
Dynamite misses with a lunging right hand
letting Belvedere IV counter with a right hand.
Belvedere IV misses with a straight right.
Dynamite tries to clinch but Belvedere IV moves out of range.
Dynamite uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Belvedere IV.
Belvedere IV throws a series of punches but Dynamite moves out of range.
Belvedere IV throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dynamite throws an overhand right that lands on Belvedere IV's shoulder, as Belvedere IV tries to avoid the shot.
Belvedere IV fails to land with a series of punches.
Belvedere IV needs to keep his hands up - Dynamite had a free shot at his head there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV misses with a hook. Dynamite ducked under it nicely.
Dynamite throws out a powerful jab.
Dynamite jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Belvedere IV takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dynamite tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Belvedere IV is able to avoid easily.
Belvedere IV swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Belvedere IV.
Dynamite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Belvedere IV was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynamite.
Dynamite fails to land with a series of punches.
Dynamite misses with a right hand
enabling Belvedere IV to counter with a crisp jab.
Belvedere IV scores with a sloppy right hand. Dynamite should have avoided that one.
A left and a right from Dynamite both land. Nice combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite misses the shot to the body.
Dynamite looks to throw a body kick
and Dynamite takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dynamite lands a nice hook to Belvedere IV's body. Belvedere IV takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Belvedere IV throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dynamite.
Belvedere IV chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dynamite can pounce on him.
Dynamite on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Belvedere IV takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Belvedere IV tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dynamite throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Dynamite throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Belvedere IV counters with an inside leg kick.
Dynamite tries to clinch there but Belvedere IV circles away.
Dynamite throws a low kick but Belvedere IV moves out of range easily.
Belvedere IV was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dynamite looks to clinch
and Belvedere IV counters with a nice uppercut.
A head kick by Belvedere IV misses
and Dynamite counters with a straight right hand.
Belvedere IV throws a leg kick which misses Dynamite's front leg but catches the back leg as Dynamite tries to avoid it.
Dynamite misses with a two punch combination.
Belvedere IV throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dynamite sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dynamite is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A big right from Dynamite misses.
Dynamite misses with an uppercut
and Belvedere IV counters with a left and a right that stings Dynamite.
Belvedere IV fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dynamite manages to avoid it.
Belvedere IV steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dynamite.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dynamite throws a leg kick that misses.
Dynamite moves out of range of the body kick from Belvedere IV.
Belvedere IV throws a predictable looking body shot
and Dynamite counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Napoleon Dynamite will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dynamite scores with a head kick.
Dynamite connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Dynamite instigates a clinch.
Dynamite misses with a punch on the inside.

Belvedere IV manages to break the clinch.
Belvedere IV tries to land a body kick

so Dynamite counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Dynamite working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dynamite won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.
Belvedere IV keeping moving, preventing Dynamite from controlling successfully.
Dynamite postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Dynamite won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.
Dynamite wants to control from the top but Belvedere IV keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dynamite misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Belvedere IV.
Belvedere IV missing with a left hand there. Dynamite was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dynamite takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Belvedere IV looks to land a left hand but Dynamite moved out of range nicely.
Dynamite wants to counter the offense by Belvedere IV and move into the clinch position.
Belvedere IV connects with the punch.

Dynamite feints and as Belvedere IV raises his hands in defense, Dynamite changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dynamite won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.
Dynamite looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dynamite stops Belvedere IV from standing up.
Dynamite trying to control but Belvedere IV is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Belvedere IV pushes Dynamite off and scrambles back to his feet.
Dynamite moves out of range as Belvedere IV strikes.
Napoleon Dynamite seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A punch lands to the side of Belvedere IV 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Dynamite misses.
Dynamite throws a poor cross that misses
and Belvedere IV counters with a series of strikes. Dynamite will be more careful next time no doubt.
Belvedere IV scores with a jab.

Dynamite is rocked!
Belvedere IV swings for the body but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite is still on wobbly legs! Can Belvedere IV finish him?
Dynamite lands a head kick. Belvedere IV smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dynamite seems to have recovered his senses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dynamite.
Dynamite misses with a leg kick

and Belvedere IV counters with a crisp right hand that drops Dynamite! Belvedere IV lets Dynamite back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Belvedere IV. That did some damage!
A swing and a miss from Dynamite.
Dynamite throws an overhand right that lands on Belvedere IV's shoulder, as Belvedere IV tries to avoid the shot.
Dynamite with a nice cross.
Belvedere IV misses with a left hand
and Dynamite counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dynamite lands a high kick!
Dynamite waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Belvedere IV.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Belvedere IV checks it.
Dynamite misses with a head kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dynamite.
A head kick from Dynamite lands but Belvedere IV takes it in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite misses with an uppercut. Belvedere IV saw that one coming.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite thuds his shin into the meat of Belvedere IV's side.
Dynamite just misses with a punch to the body.
Dynamite misses with an uppercut
and Dynamite takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dynamite scores with a hook.
Dynamite uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Belvedere IV.
Crunch! Dynamite slams his shin into Belvedere IV's torso.
Dynamite swings for the body but Belvedere IV moves out of range.
Dynamite pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Belvedere IV checks it.
Dynamite misses with a combination
enabling Belvedere IV to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Napoleon Dynamite showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Belvedere IV scores with a jab to the body.
Dynamite tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
It looked like Belvedere IV wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Belvedere IV tries to land a front kick but Dynamite steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dynamite checks the leg kick.
Dynamite throws the left hand but Belvedere IV avoids the punch easily.
Belvedere IV was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Dynamite throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dynamite checks a leg kick nicely.
Dynamite throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Belvedere IV throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite dives in and grabs Belvedere IV's left leg, looking for a takedown. Belvedere IV pushes down on Dynamite's head and hops out.
Belvedere IV bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Belvedere IV moves forwards but Dynamite connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Belvedere IV misses with a lunging right hand
and Dynamite counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Belvedere IV with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dynamite to score with a decent uppercut.
Dynamite throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dynamite throws a body punch but Belvedere IV moves out of range.
Dynamite connects with a crisp jab.
Dynamite misses with a head kick.
Dynamite scoring well with a low kick there.
A jab from Belvedere IV misses.
Belvedere IV takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dynamite fakes the leg kick and cracks Belvedere IV in the body.
Dynamite throws a series of punches but Belvedere IV moves out of range.
A jab from Dynamite does it's job there.
Belvedere IV avoids the body shot from Dynamite.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV misses with a straight left.
Dynamite changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Belvedere IV keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dynamite.
Dynamite just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromBelvedere IV.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Belvedere IV.
Dynamite looks to land a right hand but Belvedere IV moved out of range.
Dynamite throws a chopping leg kick but Belvedere IV manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Belvedere IV throws a hook but Dynamite avoids it easily.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Belvedere IV throwing a counter right hand but Dynamite manages to avoid it.
Dynamite lands a right hook to the body.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Belvedere IV enables Dynamite to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Belvedere IV manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dynamite in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dynamite trying to control but Belvedere IV is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dynamite works over Belvedere IV with some ground and pound from guard.
Dynamite has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Belvedere IV kicks Dynamite off and gets to his feet.
Dynamite finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dynamite feints and then cracks Belvedere IV's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Belvedere IV down.
Dynamite cracks the inside of Belvedere IV's front leg.
A big left from Dynamite misses.
Belvedere IV scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dynamite scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Belvedere IV feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dynamite's calf.
Dynamite swings for the body but Belvedere IV moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Belvedere IV.
Belvedere IV throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dynamite rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Belvedere IV moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dynamite has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dynamite throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Belvedere IV counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Belvedere IV takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A big left from Dynamite misses.
A shot to the liver by Dynamite. Beautiful body shot.
Belvedere IV steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Dynamite. That one must have hurt.
Dynamite displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Belvedere IV throws out the jab.
Dynamite swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dynamite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Belvedere IV moves away.
Belvedere IV looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Augustus Belvedere IV has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dynamite lunges at Belvedere IV with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Belvedere IV's hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Dynamite comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dynamite has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Napoleon Dynamite!
Our winner, Napoleon Dynamite, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Augustus Belvedere IV spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.