PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. BitchFace PoopyPants will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Harris
vs
PoopyPants

180 cm
29
225 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

197 cm
31
222 lbs
24 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Atkins and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants throws a shot from downtown. Harris moves away and avoids it.
PoopyPants throws a hook but Harris blocks it.
Harris tries a head kick but it misses.
Harris moves away from the strike by PoopyPants.

Harris lands a head kick that stumbles PoopyPants and the fighters go to the mat.

PoopyPants is rocked!

It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Harris accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
PoopyPants is still in real trouble! Can Harris finish him?
Harris trying to control the position from guard on top but PoopyPants is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants seems to have recovered his senses.
PoopyPants keeping full guard, as Harris tries to pass.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Harris might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Harris loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We've been hearing good reports from Harris's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants wants to stand and escape but Harris is having none of it.
Harris loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Harris with a nice head shot there.
Harris has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Harris drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but PoopyPants manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Harris has PoopyPants in his guard.

Harris is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Harris looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris is trying to keep PoopyPants in close.
Harris wants to sweep here but PoopyPants controlling him for the moment.

Harris working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because PoopyPants has passed into half guard!
PoopyPants wants to stand up but Harris is controlling the position.
Harris tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants tries to stand and escape but Harris is controlling the position.
Harris is trying to maintain the position but PoopyPants is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Harris misses with a body kick.
PoopyPants moves out of range as Harris throws a body kick.
PoopyPants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
PoopyPants fails to land with a series of punches.
Harris changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Donk. PoopyPants catches Harris right on the button with a cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harris. PoopyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harris throws a head kick that misses.
Harris ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
A shot to the liver by PoopyPants. Beautiful body shot.
Harris throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harris with a nice cross.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Harris looks to clinch
and PoopyPants counters with a nice uppercut.
Harris scores with a nice head shot.
PoopyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot.
Harris misses with a jab to the body
and PoopyPants counters with a left to the body.
Jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Harris takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Paul Harris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PoopyPants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
PoopyPants blocks a jab.
Harris misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Harris throws a body punch but PoopyPants moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harris. PoopyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Paul Harris will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on BitchFace PoopyPants's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Harris scores with a nice right hand.
Harris misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice shot lands for PoopyPants.
Harris is looking to wear down PoopyPants with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Harris feints a jab promting PoopyPants to slip. Harris then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. PoopyPants slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
PoopyPants fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Harris on the side of the head.
PoopyPants misses with a looping right.
PoopyPants lands a lovely overhand right.
PoopyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harris fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but PoopyPants avoids it really well and circles away.

PoopyPants instigates a clinch.
PoopyPants throws an elbow but it misses.
Harris avoids a wild elbow strike from PoopyPants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants is pressed up against the cage. Harris has hold of a leg and is looking to drag PoopyPants down to the mat. PoopyPants avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
PoopyPants digs a good body shot into Harris's ribs.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Harris moves out of range.
PoopyPants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Harris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.
Harris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
PoopyPants lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from PoopyPants. Harris does a little dance to reset his feet.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Harris was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Harris throws a head kick but PoopyPants moves out of range.
Harris walks into a jab.
Harris throws a sloppy head kick and PoopyPants moves out of range easily.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Harris takes a swing at PoopyPants's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice cross by PoopyPants.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants drives through and clinches with Harris against the cage.
PoopyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Harris's elbow.
PoopyPants pushes off an throws an elbow but Harris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Harris's defenses.
Harris can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Paul Harris. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Harris wants to take the fight to the mat but PoopyPants manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.

PoopyPants manages to break the clinch.
PoopyPants works the jab nicely.
PoopyPants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
PoopyPants connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
PoopyPants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
PoopyPants scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick by Harris misses

and PoopyPants counters with a crisp one two that drops Harris! PoopyPants thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Harris to his feet! Harris is in big trouble!

Harris is rocked!
PoopyPants is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Harris stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Oh Harris is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
PoopyPants plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Harris to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Harris just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants made sure to mention his sponsor, GREEN!160 in his post fight interview.