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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Meat Loaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Erkki Elastinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Loaf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Eat My Loaf. Elastinen has chosen Cascada - Dangerous as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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138 lbs
36 - 11 - 0 |
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160 cm
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148 lbs
30 - 27 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Loaf!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Erkki Elastinen!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Elastinen shoots for a takedown but Loaf saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Elastinen.
Loaf buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Elastinen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Loaf sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Meat Loaf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Erkki Elastinen.
Loaf fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Elastinen.
Elastinen throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Loaf tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Elastinen is in Loaf's guard.
Loaf is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Elastinen tries to roll over but Loaf keeps him under control.
Loaf is controlling the pace.
Loaf maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Elastinen could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Loaf has cracked it and Elastinen is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Loaf!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Meat Loaf!
Meat Loaf retains his bantamweight title!
Post fight, Meat Loaf stared into the camera and said 'Fuck yaaaaa! This feels so good to have the belt around my waist again! I knew this day would come if I just kept following my dreams! I want to first thank a broken Halo Pride for being the best alliance I this multi verse, and also my manager Brandon Loveladdy for believing in me! Thanks also t'.
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